WA Delegate (non-executive): The Carefully Guided Sprawl of Pulsroth (elected )
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Today's World Census Report
The Highest Economic Output in Merridel
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
As a region, Merridel is ranked 8,142nd in the world for Highest Economic Output.
|1.||The Cheerleading Dominion of The Badgerette||Corporate Police State||“The Footy Pom-Pon Girl”|
|2.||The Green Kingdom of Furryz||Father Knows Best State||“People were complaining, so *beep* it!”|
|3.||The Kingdom of Kingdom of Dalmasca||Democratic Socialists||“Never give up until death itself take us”|
|4.||The Federation of Alliance of Earth Government||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Fight for Her”|
|5.||The Stop Impersonating Me of Hungry||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Lets dig in”|
|6.||The Carefully Guided Sprawl of Pulsroth||Authoritarian Democracy||“Don't panic! Just remember where your towel is!”|
|7.||The Constitutional Sovereignty of Pogorevka||Capitalist Paradise||“Empires are built by the Old, and plundered by the New.”|
|8.||The Republic of Woodspring||Corporate Bordello||“Virtute et Industria”|
|9.||The Queendom of Mayse||Democratic Socialists||“Twenty seconds of insane courage”|
|10.||The Free Market State of Valdivia XII||Corporate Police State||“Disappoint me, and thou shalt be kneecapped!”|
- : The Carefully Guided Sprawl of Pulsroth became regional WA Delegate.
- : Patrick moltera ceased to exist.
- : The Community of Seripana Combine arrived from The Pacific.
- : The Rogue Nation of Ortega Syndicate arrived from The East Pacific.
- : The Theocracy of Conclave Of The Woods arrived from The Pacific.
- : The Rogue Nation of House Spider arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Disputed Territories of Cult of Shadows arrived from The North Pacific.
- : The Rogue Nation of Science And Technology League arrived from The North Pacific.
- : The United States of United States of Free Communities arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Free Land of Gralgua Clans arrived from The North Pacific.
Merridel Regional Message Board
Good sprung freuds, as sumer approuches, mine woeful hart is fulfilled. Nicht, ich strengend aber joeful
hello, iam new so please don't be mean :/
also, Iam an old-middle english nerd so, don't make fun of me
Old-middle English? Is it weird for me to have thought you were being German?
Sorry is he a german pretending to be English? Or is he an old fan of Middle English? Or is he an old, middle-aged, English person.
How even do you become old *and* middle-aged?
What If You're Two People, And One Is Old While The Other Is Middle-Aged?
OOC: I was dealing with a bad case of finals week mixed in with college, so I had little time. I'll start posting again soon, though, so stay tuned!
Vovania Outpost, Coloney of Plattet
"He's dead." Captain Briggs said solemnly to the Colonel. "Heart failure."
Colonel Adams sighed and moved his hand through his hair. "First contact with an actual government organization and the man feints and dies of heart failure." He spits out, "Just our luck."
The Colonel stands in silence for a minute. "Send word to Major Cole, tell him to begin public broadcasts in the largest range our towers can manage."
"What should we say?"
Radio Message Broadcast within 45 kilometer radius of Vovanian Outpost, Plattet
Platteten citizens, government, and rebels. Whoever is listening. Effective today is a Vovanian mission dictated by the Colonel Adams. All those who this message are ordered to pass it along. Citizens of Plattet are mandated to migrate towards the Voyanian Outpost or its future subsidiaries. Upon arrival you will be test for disease, if is disease is found you will be administered medicine. As for the certain new disease an attempted cure has been found, however it is temperamental and may not work for some. As for City-state rebels, you are asked to cease and desist in terror type attacks, and meet with officials in the camp for negotiations. As for the Council of Plattet, you must send a representative to the Outpost immediately. The Colonel has a special message. Food and supplies are available, to share.
The latest Force Flyer is out!
Force's Military catching up to speed, Turmoil in the Communications department, Discord rules broken and discussion channel bleached, and this Month's RP - all in this month's edition!
In recent news, the Warzone Federation, a coalition of the Warzones meant to provide a stable government, came under attack from the New Pacific Order and Ballpit and Black Keep Militias. In response, they called upon several forces to defend, including Force’s.
The context? Former Federation Secretary of Moderation and Former Head of Asiastate (WZFs official name for its constituent territories), Ballpit, defected to the NPO, directing them to attack Warzones owned. Black Keep, one of Ballpit’s supporters, lead a successful attack on Warzone Airspace, overthrowing the native delegate who was backed by WZF. The Lazarus Regional Guard, North Pacific Army, and various mercenaries managed to take back the Airstate.
Contacted by Dinoium, Secretary of State of the Warzone Federation, the Force Army joined in to reinforce the delegacy, though NPO had stopped attacking. Eight Force troops participated as pilers in Warzone Airspace, Warzone Sandbox, and Warzone Asia, two of which fell out of WZF hands. Marking perhaps the first major operation by the Force Army, this perhaps foreshadows the potential of our already increasingly active military.
Hey, remember when the Force Flyer was released daily? Neither do I. After a string of Ministers of Communications who’ve done nothing, a longstanding tradition since our first, Caduceo, our most promising released a single newspaper before resigning.
Citing other duties as a cause for inactivity, Spoonifo, also known as Dinoium, resigned and released a public apology for his inability to perform. “Wait, Dinoium?”, I hear you asking, “Former Deputy Minister of Communications in TNP, legislator for TNP and Pacifica, Judge of Pacifica, and Secretary of State for WZF among others?”, to which I answer, yes, that is how severe our MoComms curse is.
After a single article meant to cover two hectic months of activity within Force, two flimsy, rushed, articles and a paper with subpar formatting was released along with Dino’s resignation letter. In lieu of the lack of choices, with Salibaic being in an unfavorable position after his court case with Libertatis Regalis, and other options either already holding positions or not being competent, Caduceo, the disgraced former minister, once again took up the mantle. And the results? You can see for yourself.
Around the second of May, in Force's Discussion channel, one of the most active and most accessible channels in the Discord server, was temporarily turned to read-only between 5:49 to 6:04, as Renegalle deleted 114 messages sent collectively by Caduceo, The Chariot, and Chundukeratopia after breaking rule number six of the server rules, "No lewd media or conversations; jokes and hinting at things is fine, but be sensible" while conversing about centaurs, more specifically centaur intercourse and several other Equidae family members. Hentai, Rule 34, and Splatoon were also involved. While we currently have no access to these deleted messages, quoted below are statements from the people involved excerpted from post-deletion;
"I think this is a good time to re-evaluate the rules put in place on this server." ~ Renegalle
"Can't believe I got muted for splatoon hentai xD, It would just be really squishy" ~ Chundukeratopia
"Going to run for delegate of TNP on the campaign that I got Force's discussion channel closed down for talking about horse sex" ~ The Chariot
• Was first MoComm, disappeared abruptly
• Temporarily shut down a channel in the regional Discord after discussing the logistics of horses" ~ Caduceo
The situation eventually ended in Renegalle revising the rule to a more specific version, and the discussion channel continuing to function for the use of citizens. Clearly a peak of Force's achievements.
Renegalle and Salibaic has invaded Elysium after its non-cooperation. Originally Salibaic was on Elysium's side but due to pressure from Renegalle with threats to destroy Salibaic, they joined forces. This came about from an old rivalry between Elysium and several other people created after the great Elysium War. Elysium, after losing the war, was made into a Republic and paid Renegalle and Salibaic $25 Billion each in reparations.
Communism is on the rise as we can see from the Siberian Union in a matter of days, becoming a Communist Republic. Adlandia was the only communist nation previously who had been known for committing numerous human right abuses.
A major war between Renegalle and Carropia happened after Carropia has been constantly denouncing Renegalle for its interference in international affairs and forced removal of Salibaic land. This went to so far at one point that the UN almost sanctioned Renegalle, while denouncing Renegalle. The war was a victory for Renegalle with them taking $600 Billion in reparations.
Major Terrorist attacks happened across Salibaic with hundreds killed and thousands injured. The Communist Party of Salibaic claimed the attacks as theirs which has lead to a crackdown on communists in Salibaic. A meeting took place between Salibaic and Renegalle regarding the attacks as the attacks also targeted the Renegalle Embassy in Salibaic.
New nations have entered the area of planet Force with nation such as Loomburg gaining support from Salibaic and Siberian Union both with non-aggression pacts. Archonai also have gained support from Siberian Union with land concessions to Archonai.
A new alliance has been made called the Imperial Alliance which is chaired by Salibaic. The Alliance is to protect Empires such as Salibaic. It's hopeful to gain more members in the future.
On this day, at 0700 hours, a great flash lit up the sky over the lands of The Servitors of the Creators.
In its wake, a mushroom cloud far larger than any recorded thus far...
The ancient weapons have fallen silent, the machines are gone, their great city in ruins.
The only thing left is a simple transponder, it repeats the same message over and over again
"We The Servitors of the Creators are gone, we recreated the great weapon of old, and now the world is safe, if you are hearing this then we are gone, never to return. We leave our lands open to the people of Merridel and wish them good luck in the Aeons to come.
We were the Servitors of the Creator, and we stood guard... but now our duty is done, farewell"
In their wake, the Servitors leave an empty land rich in minerals of all sorts, close enough to the surface to mine, as well as astronomical amounts of iron rich gravel, enough to power industries for centuries! and in the ruins of the city? who knows what ancient secrets lay within?
((OOC: Im unfortunately leaving NationStates, real life calls, but hopefully my leaving will create roleplay opportunities... let the resource wars begin!))
I'm Back! I've Been A Bit Inactive Recently, Sorry.