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Mercenary Army RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Human-Grey Hybrid Resolution of Benevolent 25

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Least Corrupt Governments: 794th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,398th Safest: 1,399th
World Factbook Entry

Are you looking for work?

Or looking for war? How about both?!!

Listen to our national anthem:

LinkReady for War

We benevolently pay enough to make you want to kill for us .....but not enough to make you want to DIE for us!

A shorter 7" version of our anthem: Link"Ready for War" is available for those who've been conscripted.

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    Climate Justice

    FactbookOverview by Benevolent 1 . 391 reads.

Embassies: DOGS OF WAR, Democracy, REGION OF HONOR, Roswell, BENEVOLENT EMPIRE, XANADU, Greater Germany, THE GUN CLUB, The Pirate States, The Nazi Empire, The Axis of Evil Army, and Ravenspire.

Tags: Minuscule.

Mercenary Army contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Black Market in Mercenary Army

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, Mercenary Army is ranked 6,341st in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Human-Grey Hybrid Resolution of Benevolent 25Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
2.The Paris Cemetery Performance of The Unknown SoldierLiberal Democratic Socialists“Wait until the war's over and we're both a little older”

Regional Happenings


Mercenary Army Regional Message Board

BENEVOLENT EMPIRE is proud to announce a merger with the CELESTIAL EMPIRE .

We have taken them in a peaceful way under our larger wing and we now travel the universe together on our shared mission. A greater peace to all living peaceful beings.

Destructive lifeforms will be treated as hostiles and may be eliminated if reaching a predetermined threshold of harm to the greater peace and well being of other life forms in their shared habitat.

Bring it greys!

Still waiting for your ray guns....

*taps foot while listening to taps*

Eugenics have been banned in all BENEVOLENT EMPIRE regions. Naturally conceived sentient beings cannot coexist in a society where others have been genetically engineered for perfection. We will respond to any violations with a Level 1 solution. This is official notification.

I don't like eugenics.

Benevolent 00 wrote:The Benevolent Empire does not recognize zombies as sentient lifeforms. We leave all decisions involving zombies to our regional delegations.

WTF Trump? No wreath?


Trump's partisan speech at the Pentagon is greeted with dead silence.

See all Benevolent cards at Benevolent Lifeforms (S1) and Benevolent Aliens (S2).

Benevolent 25 wrote:See all Benevolent cards at Benevolent Lifeforms (S1) and Benevolent Aliens (S2).

I saw them. Good works.

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