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Mercenary Army RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Human Grey Hybrid Resolution of Benevolent 25

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,415th
World Factbook Entry

Are you looking for work?

Or looking for war? How about both?!!

Listen to our national anthem:

We benevolently pay enough to make you want to kill for us .....but not enough to make you want to DIE for us!

Shorter 7" version of our anthem, "Ready for War":

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    Climate Justice

    FactbookOverview by Benevolent 1 . 308 reads.

Embassies: DOGS OF WAR, Democracy, REGION OF HONOR, Roswell, BENEVOLENT EMPIRE, XANADU, Greater Germany, THE GUN CLUB, The Pirate States, The Nazi Empire, The Axis of Evil Army, and Ravenspire.

Tags: Minuscule.

Mercenary Army contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Developed in Mercenary Army

The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.

As a region, Mercenary Army is ranked 19,914th in the world for Most Developed.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Human Grey Hybrid Resolution of Benevolent 25Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
2.The Paris Cemetery Performance of The Unknown SoldierLiberal Democratic Socialists“Wait until the war's over and we're both a little older”

Regional Happenings


Mercenary Army Regional Message Board

Nations joining regions of the Benevolent Empire must check in on the specific RMB when entering any of these member regions. Nations failing to do so will be expelled.

An analysis of any potential hostile nations in residency in all regions of the BENEVOLENT EMPIRE will begin in a short time interval. Appropriate defensive actions should be expected.

BENEVOLENT EMPIRE is proud to announce a merger with the CELESTIAL EMPIRE .

We have taken them in a peaceful way under our larger wing and we now travel the universe together on our shared mission. A greater peace to all living peaceful beings.

Destructive lifeforms will be treated as hostiles and may be eliminated if reaching a predetermined threshold of harm to the greater peace and well being of other life forms in their shared habitat.

Bring it greys!

Still waiting for your ray guns....

*taps foot while listening to taps*

Eugenics have been banned in all BENEVOLENT EMPIRE regions. Naturally conceived sentient beings cannot coexist in a society where others have been genetically engineered for perfection. We will respond to any violations with a Level 1 solution. This is official notification.

I don't like eugenics.

Benevolent 00 wrote:The Benevolent Empire does not recognize zombies as sentient lifeforms. We leave all decisions involving zombies to our regional delegations.

WTF Trump? No wreath?


Trump's partisan speech at the Pentagon is greeted with dead silence.

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