WA Delegate: None.
Last WA Update:
Tags: Founderless, Governorless, and Minuscule.
Mahakam contains 2 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in Mahakam
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Mahakam is ranked 23,477th in the world for Most Primitive.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Patience is a conquering virtue.” | ||
2. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “Liberty” |
Regional Happenings
- : Embassy cancelled between Valle de Arena and Mahakam.
- : Embassy cancelled between The Infinite Army and Mahakam.
- : Embassy cancelled between The Black Hawks and Mahakam.
- : Embassy cancelled between Warzone Trinidad Corporate Office and Mahakam.
- : Embassy cancelled between Ijaka and Mahakam.
- : Raf alconbury departed this region for Artificial Solar System.
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The Republic of Code010 departed this region for Artificial Solar System.
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The Community of The Shirrifs departed this region for Artificial Solar System.
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The Republic of Code010 lost WA Delegate status.
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The Republic of Code010 resigned as d of Mahakam.
Mahakam Regional Message Board

Response to Kahla i
Although the Skarqan people agree with this sentiment, it has come to our attention that this is culinary genocide, and we cannot allow it to happen. Our internal defence force will be tasked with the defence and supply of Pizza with Pineapple, and all attackers will be repelled with the fiery strength of our morals.
Signed, King Manaerq Jibak IVth.
Response to ongoing pizza conflict
V.W.N bureau of health, 17th party congress
The V.W.N will not recognize any pizza, pizza is a foreign good and upon orders of the bureau of health of the 17th party congress, in accordance with national security law 23, all pizza will be subject to deportation and government searches.
-V.W.N bureau of health
-V.WN Volkes police
Post self-deleted by Fleuron.
In lieu of the ongoing pizza crisis
The Federal Republic of Gueruno, declares that any pizza with toppings that do not confine to a specific list of good pizza toppings, compiled by the Minister of Food and Culture and Pizza Mansion, the biggest pizza chain in the country. This is to keep the integrity of our pizzas.
Signed by,
Kalisto Duarto Brandao Gonsalvo Kavako Fonseko
President, Chief of the Grand Assrmbly and MP of Kristovao
6 Dŭarto Street, Astoro
Roberto Augusto Teikseiro Branko Mirando Gero
Minister of Food and Culture and MP of Takito
13 Dŭarto Street, Astoro
Update on the now pizza refugee crisis
The pineapples, toppings, and pizzas deported have been welcomed into our citizen's foods, and while some reject them, a considerable amount of our population does not bother about the situation, and, to prevent an overflow in a few days, we recommend all nations open their gates to pineapple on pizza, or our sole nation will come tumbling down. As a sign of gratitude towards us, otherwise we will be forced to deport our own pizzas.
Signed - King Manaerq Jibak IVth
The skarqan government is not held accountable for the actions and words of our holy leaders.
Hello :3
Verden Parliament comes to a decision on the pizza matter,
According to the recently passed article 24 of the Food Safety and Health Regulation, pineapple is now a fully recognised ingredient for any homemade and commercialized pizza. According to the Rivian health authorities, pineapple is "packed with nutrients, antioxidants, and other helpful compounds, such as enzymes that can protect against inflammation and disease", furthermore the sweet taste of pineapple provides a valuable gastronomic experience and the parliaments' restaurant chefs (invited to participate in the last plenary meeting) have observed how pineapple fits so well with some of the strongest Verdian Mozarella cheese.
Signed by,
mr. Zultron (Prime Minister)
mr. Jooooeeee Biden Wake Up (Minister of Health)
Assembly Offices, 69 Wyvern Street, Rivia District, Verdenburg
P.S. All individuals previously arrested for consuming pizza with pineapple shall be released from state-sponsored internment camps where they were undergoing a pizza re-education program
Federal State reintroduces private media after a lengthy ban, praise President Eden!
New Zealandinian TV Shows a hit among Leo and Aquilian lower class workers. Government warns against the influence of foreign media.
After the Leo and aquila struck down it's ban on private media, many nations in Mahakam have exported their domestic entertainment and arts to the new market, numbering 5.9 Billion. While the government has not outright banned any TV shows or movies, they have censored politically contentious segments within media. The most affected of any nation in Mahakam being New Zealandinia. While other nations have experienced this, the exceptionally liberal nature of Zealandinian content has drawn the most attention from government censors. A notorious and prolific of these being the stiffling of transgender and homosexual characters. Either having the segments explicitly referencing it expunged, or their whole characters or episodes censored. News and Media segments from State and Private news agencies in New Zealandinia discussing or talking about 'Nationally Contentious' issues have also been censored.
We asked the Minister for Culture, the Arts and Media about this issue as well as the prime minister and recieved no comment. However when asked in a daily press broefing, the Prime Minister said that 'How other nations deal with foreign media and entertainment is their own issue. I wont complain about a non issue when Mr Eden has taken a step towards something good. Two steps forward and one back, is still progress.
The Siberon/Gaelician Government
Yo, sup.
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