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Lonardia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Physlamic state

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Most Secular: 1,243rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,148th Safest: 2,392nd
World Factbook Entry

A land of eternal winter. Legend has it that until the two fabled heroes return, evil will reign over Lonardia. This evil takes form as a witch who oppresses and takes all dignity away from Lonardian nations. The first of the heroes, Mussolini, is a wise and mighty wizard who can control storm and ice. The second hero, Shan, is a young yet powerful warrior known for his immense rage and strength. Alas, these heroes have not been seen since the fall of the beloved King Ruff. Lonardians pray to the mighty Lord Incendium, God of gods, a universal figure throughout all Lonardian religions. Some believe he is a humanoid being while others believe he is a pigeon, although he may take any form he so chooses.


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    New Legislation: Oppress Gamers

    FactbookLegislation by The lonardian administration . 18 reads.

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    The Great Purge

    FactbookHistory by The pigeon cult . 65 reads.

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    Lonardian Consitituion

    BulletinPolicy by The pigeon cult . 33 reads.

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    A Hero's Return: Tokyo Drift

    FactbookHistory by Physlamic state . 41 reads.

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    BulletinPolicy by Those who nae nae . 55 reads.

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Embassies: Autism Spectrum, The Realm of Neerod, The Great Universe, The Hungry Caterpillar, The Dank Meme Alliance, The United Empires of Carson, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, Gay Equality, The Sea Of Love, SECFanatics, Christmas, Salutations, Elparia, LGBT University, Zero Zero Zero Zero, ZannEmpirian Galactic Empire, and 3 others.Conservative League, Region Name, and The Embassy.

The embassy with Region Name is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Tags: Anime, Anti-Communist, Conservative, Feminist, Founderless, Human-Only, LGBT, Minuscule, Multi-Species, Role Player, Serious, Totalitarian, and 1 other.Video Game.

Lonardia contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Least Corrupt Governments in Lonardia

World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.

As a region, Lonardia is ranked 5,053rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federation of GungelbornInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Welcome to STEM Weather”
2.The Farmers of BONOGAuthoritarian Democracy“Be young, be free!”

Regional Happenings


Lonardia Regional Message Board

Post by Physlamic state suppressed by Hargue007.

Physlamic state

obomber is mokney

DabOnEmstan, Those who nae nae, and The pigeon cult

Post by Those who nae nae suppressed by Hargue007.

Those who nae nae

Yo fellas, we should close the region in preparation for the zombie mode. I dont want no illegals bringing their damn virus in here.

Post by Physlamic state suppressed by Hargue007.

Physlamic state

Those who nae nae wrote:Yo fellas, we should close the region in preparation for the zombie mode. I dont want no illegals bringing their damn virus in here.

It's alright we'll just deport them

Post by Earthbound immortal squad suppressed by Totoianafrica.

*Puts the pumpkin on the compost heap. Picks up the candy wrappers that the kids left behind. Puts the face-paint stained bathroom towel in the washing machine. Mops up the brains that the zombies spilled.*

*Sighs. Then smiles.*

Halloween over. Time to get ready for CHRISTMAS!

Ho, ho, ho! With Hallowe'en over, you'll be turning your thoughts to Christmas! Of course, the little elves have been thinking about it all year, busy making preparations. But we still need a little assistance. Could you be Santa's little helper?

Do you know any good girls or boys that deserve special recognition? If you believe a nation or region you know has made a real difference to NationStates this year, please contact Little St Nick with the name and a few words of why they deserve to be on Santa's Nice List.

Be part of our countdown to Christmas! Send Little St Nick a link to a suitable picture, and we'll put it in our advent calendar. Like last year, each picture will also be flown as a flag above our region for a day.

Saving the most delicious ideas until last - New this year is our Christmas Cookbook. Whether you choose a traditional Christmas pudding, or new sprout dishes, we are interested in hearing your best recipes, and GoodKingWenceslas would like to hear them. So bring us some figgy pudding, and bring it right here.

We'll be bringing you more festive events as the big day gets closer. Merry Christmas!

Also co-authored by Little St Nick and GoodKingWenceslas

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Those who nae nae

Who the hell is that

The pigeon cult

We're being invaded by normies!

Those who nae nae


Post by Castelia suppressed by a moderator.

New regional poll for the festive preparations this Christmas.


To our friends

May your be Christmas be filled with laughter and good cheer
plenty of food and plenty of beer,

Merry Christmas from Christmas

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