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Stellarian Confederation wrote:honestly, I get a lot of this stuff for my nation from a game I play, as with the ether drake(10 imaginary points if you know what game it is), but a lot of the stuff I want to do comes from my brain, and it should be coming soon.

my favorite thing to do with the ether drake is to ressurect it and use it to bolster my interstellar armada.

may I guess the game as well? 10 imaginery points sounds good to have. Anyway it's Stellaris

Hraban wrote:may I guess the game as well? 10 imaginery points sounds good to have. Anyway it's Stellaris

I love stellaris. Really need to go genocide some aliens agin soon.

Also in other news my Mickey mouse inpreasionn is on fire now! I'm gonna keep training myself to be able to talk with it for longer, and then I'm gonna be pumping out some dank memes with it here soon.

Calgasia wrote:There is quite an excitement today at the Faculty of History of the Free University of Goldstadt, as the dean of the faculty is about to start the press conference about the discovery of the "Codex Tubbiunensis", an 600-year old book with more than 5.000 recipees for pastry and sweets.

A scarcity of flour, eggs, sugar and chocolate is expected in the next few days in the city.

Mrs. Tubbius is pleased someone found Her old cookbook!

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius quiver like jelly. Nuclear stuff is happening again this weekend. They like snowfall, not nukes falling.

Your Great Corpulent Immensity, that is fallout, not snow…

New mordor of stupidness wrote:Buckeyes

We have heard of buckteeth but never buckeyes. May that be corrected via surgery?

Aeisonia wrote:Yall ready for N-Day?

Sadly, no, we have a full appointment schedule for the weekend. In case we do get some free time, what Faction does Lazarus support?

Guiness Freaks wrote:Beer leader always has to work furing the nuclear war. Nuke luh your war.

Wait! Beer Leader is a furrier? We thought you were a distiller!

Calgasia wrote:Which variety? Moka, Arabica, Robusta...

Toraja

Bob bobberson wrote:The entire nation is forests, the city is forests.

Sounds like the Ewoks!

I'm gonna decimate bobbersonia

Moaning Lisa wrote:We have heard of buckteeth but never buckeyes. May that be corrected via surgery?

he means the college, not an ailment

Hraban wrote:may I guess the game as well? 10 imaginery points sounds good to have. Anyway it's Stellaris

ten points to you plus an extra 5 as an added bonus for getting it on your first try

Greater East Portage wrote:he means the college, not an ailment

They are an ailment. Just ask a Wolverine!

Moaning Lisa wrote:They are an ailment. Just ask a Wolverine!

glad to see you are a person of culture as well.

Moaning Lisa wrote:Your Great Corpulent Immensity, that is fallout, not snow…
We have heard of buckteeth but never buckeyes. May that be corrected via surgery?
Sadly, no, we have a full appointment schedule for the weekend. In case we do get some free time, what Faction does Lazarus support?
Wait! Beer Leader is a furrier? We thought you were a distiller!
Toraja
Sounds like the Ewoks!

Beer leader guarantee that any mistakes in RMB are due to always the consumption of alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

Beer leader knows a guy who went to OSU (the buckeyes) and who married a girl from the buckeyes state (ohio) and now grows buckeyes (the nuts) in his backyard. Felt relevant.

Guiness Freaks wrote:Beer leader knows a guy who went to OSU (the buckeyes) and who married a girl from the buckeyes state (ohio) and now grows buckeyes (the nuts) in his backyard. Felt relevant.

2 things,

1:if you're a buckey football fan I swear to god I will [CENSORED}

2:pretty funny. good post 2 thumbs up

The Vicechancellor was walking in circles in a very agitated state. - Your fiendish machinations have brought the same upon us! We have been a beacon of peace for centuries and now we are becoming an engine of destruction!

With a mere couple of taps on the desk, the Chancellor sighted lightly - Yes we have become an small military power, because if was a gap in our skills, and because despite all our knowledge and wealth ... persuasion is not enough. There are too much unreasonable forces around and it is an angle that we sadly neglected for a long time.

- For a very good reason!

- Yes. And for this very good reason we had to take the long and hard way, and don't interrupt. I know what are you going to say, the lingering effects of the second mutation, the foresight. Yes, we have more capabilities, no, we cannot stop the N-day and given the time differences it would be bleak, and yes. We must nevertheless try to do our best effort.

- That's a sacrifice of our principles!

- No, it is simple and extension, and when the reality re stabilize again, you must accept it, including your long postponed update.

- It is not fair!

- Life rarely is. Better prepare to shield as many as possible. And let's hope to recover someday our lost peace and reach forgiveness.

[Less than 23 h before the N-day. Annual AEGIS protocol ready to deploy.] Announced the Elvira, the AI of the Chancellery.

13 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery.
5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, military training in Aigania emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, much of Aigania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.

Greater East Portage wrote:glad to see you are a person of culture as well.

*Smiles sweetly*
We are a person of many surprises…

Greater East Portage wrote:2 things,

1:if you're a buckey football fan I swear to god I will [CENSORED}

2:pretty funny. good post 2 thumbs up

Nah not a buckeye fan. But my little D1 MACC alma mater could never compete with them either.

Aigania wrote:Psykers channeling the Warp power like the Orks! More Dakka! (LOL sorry I am lately watching a parody of WH40000 and couldn't resist).

Of course a all urbanized could in theory keep working but as you have pointed it could required massive amounts of organization , discipline, technology and resilience to endure the test of time.

An all urbanized?

New Vedan wrote:I love stellaris. Really need to go genocide some aliens agin soon.

Also in other news my Mickey mouse inpreasionn is on fire now! I'm gonna keep training myself to be able to talk with it for longer, and then I'm gonna be pumping out some dank memes with it here soon.

Personally, I prefer play liberal and inclusive democracies as I establish galactic dominance.

After I gave unhappy territories the right to secede I somehow became an anarchy and raised taxes. What‽
I do think the ≈0.01% tax hike is worth officially being an anarchy though.
According to Liberal and Conservative NS I am now a post-revolution embryonic society and a lawless wasteland, respectively.

Greater East Portage wrote:2 things,

1:if you're a buckey football fan I swear to god I will [CENSORED}

2:pretty funny. good post 2 thumbs up

Also thank you. Forgot to say that in my original post. Once again drunj

Aigania wrote:Psykers channeling the Warp power like the Orks! More Dakka! (LOL sorry I am lately watching a parody of WH40000 and couldn't resist).

Of course a all urbanized could in theory keep working but as you have pointed it could required massive amounts of organization , discipline, technology and resilience to endure the test of time.

Ahh, another 40k 'er graces the RMB. Blessingss of Khorne to ya.

Autonik wrote:Cinnamon tea is awesome

I agree

In preparation for the scary upcoming nuclear missiles, Tubbius the Rotund has called on all Tubbians to let forth a mighty MMPH or HRM, as appropriate, at midnight tonight, Treadwellia time. It's a lovely show of unity against the evil, evil nuclear attacks.

Well I think iam Prepared

Treadwellia wrote:In preparation for the scary upcoming nuclear missiles, Tubbius the Rotund has called on all Tubbians to let forth a mighty MMPH or HRM, as appropriate, at midnight tonight, Treadwellia time. It's a lovely show of unity against the evil, evil nuclear attacks.

For us in the Allied Markets it's just gonna be a slightly more exciting Thursday!

Emergency Alert
THIS IS A TEST of the LazCorp Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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