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And of course the main advantage of phoenix chicken are:
a) the easiness of cultivation
b) the resistant to illness
c) the hot spicy flavor
On the con side the need to have a extinguisher on hand and fire retardant clothes.
Everything in balance.
Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, Hycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and 1 otherLoftegen 2
Where does one come by this legendary phoenix chicken? :O We've not been blessed by any here in Imaginary... just heard myths about.
Treadwellia, Hycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2
Aigania, Your imaginary friend, Zukchiva, Hycronesia, and 3 othersLoftegen 2, Kingdom of Napels, and Seatlantis
Read my national animal...
Aigania, Your imaginary friend, and Loftegen 2
Airspace over Loftegen 2, near the border to 
Guiness Freaks
Lara Pfeilke came to her senses. She remembered pushing the throttle lever of her R44 fighter full forward, then there was only darkness. She had been pursued by a missile. She had survived. That's all that counted.
Her radio suddenly came alive. "SUNRISE". "Really?" Lara thought. "Count me out!". The aerial battle over Altenburg had been enough, she wanted to go home and no longer deal with this NLO bullsh*t. It had all been a bad idea anyways. She wanted to become like Tanja Fassberg, whom she admired (and also loathed for being too damn pretty and more importantly, too damn good a pilot). She turned her fighter around on a westerly course, towards home. The fusion engine still had enough range to bring her home safely before she would have to replenish the helium (or alternatively, hydrogen) reserves.
Your imaginary friend, Hycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2
Apart from Sinyal, the best way to have a bit of phoenix chicken is of course in a Orc Carbonized Chicken TM .
As everyone knows, the franchise began in the Orcish strongholds, where the spicy taste of the phoenix chicken was quite appreciated, (and the tendency of the ranchers to "accidentally" burn a few forests to annoy the elves was a boon to boot, but I digress).
But the nuggets of Phoenix today are a bit trashy, frankly. With the rise of modern fusion chicken, the best way to enjoy a phoenix chicken is in with Warmaster A'choo Chicken with an Yggdrasil tea and berries from Ents.
And with that bringing lasting peace to these feuding factions (Orcs and Elves) of the modern take away food franchises.
Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, Kappan, Hycronesia, and 1 otherLoftegen 2
Beer leader would like to personally thank everyone who has been endorsing him lately. but that would be like work man and beer leader ain't doin that. So he will post on here a heartfelt thanks pal to everyone who has endorsed him. Beer for all!
Treadwellia, Kappan, Hycronesia, Loftegen 2, and 2 othersKingdom of Napels, and Leonism
I could export Leviathans, if anyone's interested...
Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, and Loftegen 2
Beer leaders life is pretty much playing out exactly as in real life. Except the player actually drinks alcohol very rarely if at all <shockedfaceemoji.gif> there really is a lady glitter sparkles and the twins are actually 2 years apart but for the most part beer leader can tell them apart haha.
New Rogernomics, Your imaginary friend, Loftegen 2, and Leonism
His Adiposity loves spicy food. Even better is spicy food that cooks itself!
Aigania, Your imaginary friend, Kappan, and Loftegen 2
Confederation of Nations was my old region.
Union of Allied States are trying to get me to move since CON is now a colony of theirs and few people that I know now reside in that region
Yeah, it happens to me because of Hurricane Maria. The region went downhill because we had a big court case and then the Hurricane hit, the founder ceased to exist
Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, Hycronesia, and Loftegen 2
Ooh, I'm intrigued! I feel like that might hurt the fishing industry in Imaginary though. :|
Aw that's scary. Hope he's okay. :(
Treadwellia, Kappan, Hycronesia, and Loftegen 2
Hell! 100% of the electric grid was destroyed. The electricity arrived at my parent's house (my old home) in November. I had family members that didnt had service till February.
Low food and drinkable water the first weeks after the hurricane.
No communication whatsoever for the first month. (no phone, no internet no anything)
Gasoline was limited during the first 2 weeks.
All agriculture was destroyed.
The Island was pretty devasted
Ack! My world view! Someone make it stop! :)
Treadwellia and Your imaginary friend
Friends, I am going to move to Union of Allied States to check it out. I have a few friends but at the same time few enemies in that region. If things go bad I will return to the safe haven of Lazarus
Your imaginary friend, Hycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2
Exactly! I'm convinced, Leviathans are now available for purchase.
Here's an announcement/advertisement.
Does the enemy have superior naval firepower at their disposal? Is there an overabundance of criminals in your nation with no easy way to dispose of them? Do you have a 50 metre long, fire-breathing, sea dragon shaped hole in your heart?
Anguish no more! Buy a Leviathan today and provide yourself with protection and also an active garbage disposal unit (insinuating all of your enemies and convicts as garbage).
Know happily that the Leviathan runs entirely on biofuel, places little to no threat on the environment, and has a negative carbon footprint, technically.
Why wait? Get a Leviathan today!
Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, and Loftegen 2
If I had a seacoast I'd buy a dozen!
Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, Kappan, and Hycronesia
After a grueling night of planning and adjustments, Snoodian Special Forces Urban Disturbances has devised a plan for breaching the Cell Blocks under prisoner control. Firstly, the government wishes to apply more pressure on the prisoners in an attempt to make the situation safer for the Special Forces and Domstic Influences Riot Police.
24/Snoodune/4040
Government plans for rescuing the other three hostages have been slowed due to Ferinora keeping the three prison officers in a cell block each under heavy guard. New developments show a team of prisoners gearing up for what the authorities can only see as an attempt to seize the armoury and security wing of the prison so they can gain full control of the complex. Domestic Influences Riot Police have been sent in alongside five Special Forces Urban Disturbances teams. They aim to contain the rioters to Cell Blocks A, B and C, protecting security and the rest of the inmates.
To further aid in the surrender of the prisoners and safe return of the three hostages, the Snoodian government has drawn up plans for breaching all three cell blocks simultaneously. Custom explosive charges will be made, and the gas and hot water has been shut off. Police have broadcast a message stating that no prisoners will be harmed if they surrender their weapons, come out of the cell blocks and comply with security forces. Without access to the kitchen, the prisoners are being delivered food by special vans. The government has made it clear the prisoners are only getting minimal food and if anything happens to the hostages, no prisoners shall be left alive.
Corporal Gerir Odinak of the Urban Disturbances branch of Special Forces had this to say of his team: ‘We got in and got out. Simple operation really. The boys couldn’t have performed better though. Silently stepped inside, a bit of noise trapping the door. I mean, that’s to be expected, nature of the beast. Then silently out with the nurse. When she was down, out came the medical stuff. Few minutes and we’re nowhere to be seen. The bullet-proof glass on that door was a really smart idea. I’m just looking forward to busting some heads later in the day.’
More on this story shall be released as events unfold.
May we civilise the world with an iron fist.
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