WA Delegate: The Dominion of Lorthos (elected )
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Today's World Census Report
The Most Developed in Kavonia
The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.
As a region, Kavonia is ranked 6,703rd in the world for Most Developed.
|1.||The Monarchy of Scherzinger||Father Knows Best State||“Tradition and Values”|
|2.||The Federative Republic of Arzekt||Authoritarian Democracy||“Recognize past, witness present, make future”|
|3.||The Empire of Adeimantus||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Maximize the good for the greatest number!”|
|4.||The Komar of IDEVK||Corrupt Dictatorship||“imminent destruction energizes various kangaroos”|
|5.||The Republic of Malenos Toustand||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Unity, Discipline, Work”|
|6.||The Korolk Puppet of Pandalanda Yay||Democratic Socialists||“That's what she said”|
|7.||The Commonwealth of Dekronia||Left-Leaning College State||“Prosperity From Unity”|
|8.||The Republic of Valecana||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We never come last”|
|9.||The Dictatorship of Sovetskaya Uskoreniye||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Reach For The Stars!”|
|10.||The Armed Republic of Odycia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“War is our refuge.”|
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Kavonia Regional Message Board
was bored so i made this
history of speerland in a nutshell but balls
it was fun, if yall want me to create more of these for your guys' history just tell me the major(and/or minor) events from your history so i have an excuse to stay up late at night
To all participating in DA WAAAAGH's grand meeting
With everyone gathered the Big Boss first gave them all a personal greeting, he was hostile to neither and so were the officials that followed right after him. Once this was all done Gobskúl announced to all that gathered "I am glad that everyone that received an invitation managed to not only answer the call but also arrived in time. This shows that we're all reliable and strive for cooperation, which is an important trait to have for the hard times that are laid ahead of us. Before I get into detail into what this meeting is about I allow you all to take some time off and enjoy the scenery, please, rest your mind so we can continue with a refreshed conscience."
He gestured to the estate that they were inside, the 'lawn' was massive indeed and it had a variety of locations (You can make up whatever) to relax and enjoy in. "You may also talk with me during that time if there is something you wish to catch up with before we begin the big discussion." He finished.
Specific interactions during the greeting.
"Ah the heart of morality of Monadia, good to see you all. I am impressed that the order of things in Monadia is still somewhat standing, I'm certain your efforts contribute to its stability. Say how are the elections?"
He was a little amused at some of the delegates bowing, it is certainly a rarity to see people do that nowadays so it took him by surprise. "The young king does not seem talkative. Who is making all the decisions in Speerland? I am ashamed to say that I am lost in that fact after the previous king passed away."
"A quiet but ever-present nation, it is admirable to see the existence of the nation has lasted through the test of time."
"Despite all the opposition it is you of all people who have come out on top in Erland. Truth is I know little of the internal machinations of Erland but by the looks of it the majority of Erlanders support your ways, so there is no reason to us intervene and change that."
"Interesting times, are they not?" He said to the queen. "Things are getting more complex and dangerous by the day. I think you of all people know why I chose to have this meeting."
"Not a lot of people seem to want to talk to you. They seem to have a one-sided view on the recent conflicts don't they?"
"Your nation has grown quite a lot in the recent years, I am impressed. Is everything fine back over your borders? No rebels? You know who to call if you need help."
"Ah excuse me for disappearing before in the meeting over back in Scherzinger, I had important matters to deal with that required my attention. But now since we are here we can continue with our talks, isn't that right?"
"Delegates from Dekronia! How nice. I still remember how you were one of the most willing to assist us during the time we had troubles with insurrectionists and terrorists. We have come a long way, and I'm certain we will build a great future if we continue to ensure our rule remains."
Hope I didn't miss anyone. Also I will be posting much more frequently now that everyone has been greeted.
i forgor about it dayum, ill go finsih it as soon as possible, sorry 😅
The Regent king James Nikolaus The I replies with a thick speerlander accent: "Well yes, he doesn't like to talk all that much because he is sometimes a uhh.. i forgot the word in English, not very confident or something, often very quiet near people who he knows little to no about. But he recognises you, he does.. And oh yes, my apologies. I forgot to introduce myself, i am Regent king james nikolaus the I, a brother of the unfortunately passed king and for the mean time i'm in charge of the kingdom until the young king is eligible of the title. The first time i was informed of the news that his former majesty King Alexandros the first has passed away i was deeply saddened and dissapointed, i spent many months grieving for his former majesty, nice weather right? Anyways, how are you today Mr Boss?"
Western Christania Calls On Eastern Christania For Alliance
"For Centuries We Have Not Been United, But, We Shall Be United By Brotherhood!"
Quoted By Our President
"Us Christians Need The Alliance To Protect Our Ideals Again The Barbarians Of What They Call Kavonians"
"Think About it, If Our Military Forces And Economy Joined In A Economic And Military Alliance, Then Image The Power, And The Glory We Will All Have!"
There stood the Prime-Minister, and the Minister of Foreign Affairs - the Minister of Defence had decided to walk around the area, perhaps to admire or reflect.
"Oh, we are no better than anybody else," said Miss Frota promptly. "Though we do strive to have peace...be the norm." She simply smiles, allowing the prime-minister to speak as well.
"It is a pleasure to meet you in person." noted Mrs. van Peij, once again nodding down in order to show respect. "The elections...well, they have gone smoothly. The results have forced us to take more...erm, cooperative measures, but maybe that's just what the people want. We are still standing, however." He referred to himself and Frota.
"We are glad to cooperate, at the end of the day," affirmed the MFA, with a silent agreeing nod by van Peij (maybe not expressing a silent disapproval, but rather feeling conflicted about the idea). "Our vice-prime minister is quite competent herself, and actually planning to hold peace talks for the current conflict in northern Monadia...if we manage to band everybody together, at least."
"And in Dawagh?," asks van Peij. Frota lets out a "DAWAAAAGH" that's not quite screaming, but shows the enthusiasm. Van Peij continues. "It has been some time since we've heard of one of our closest allies. And this invite, out of the blue - I hope the matter at hand is not a bad one."
King Peter I International Airport,
City of Borje
Huge crowds gather, it is a rainy day. Wind is somewhat strong, definitely strong enough to hear it howl. The Exiled, as Interslavi refer to Him, is returning. King Alexander I, of the Lands of Saint Lazarus, Sava and Stephen, of the Six-Nation Crown, of all Interslavi by God's Grace - is finally returning to Interslavija, arrested. Unsuccessful coup to take complete power in Interslavija failed. With him, 98 metric tonnes of gold which he also stole from the Interslavi people are returning. In the VIP section Prince-Regent Paul, who is executing the regnal duties, sits tight, engulfed in angst. Alongside Him are the Prime Minister Janez Ivančin, several dukes and ministers. Wind is picking up. The plane carrying the King lands, with inital difficulty. The Exiled is awaited by armoured cars of the Royal Guard, while people on the tarmac slowly lose their patience and calm. Moments seem like hours. The plane is taxiing, slowly pulling onto the Platform 8-A. It's raining so heavily that the noise of the drops is so loud one cannot normally converse. Plane door opens. Agent of the Royal Intelligence Service gets out first, opens an umbrella, and then reaches with his right hand inside. He grabs His Majesty by the right shoulder and slowly starts descending the staircase. The crowd waiting on the tarmac loses it. Shouts of "Traitor!", "Thief!" and "Bastard!" can be heard, though with substantial difficulty. They start throwing umbrellas, jackets, and anything a person would normally carry. Anticipating this, His Majesty is safely distanced from the crowd, much to the crowd's dismay. He enters the armoured van, and the motorcade escorts them to the side entrance to the airport, directly connected to the VIP section. Inside, reporters and journalists are crammed into a small corner, preparing their cameras and inquiries. Then, as the procedure is, the royal servant enters the room, and says:
"His Majesty, the King," and the entire room fell silent. But a moment later, He enters. Immediately, cameras start clicking, reporters start shouting and Interslavi throughout the Kingdom can see the televised arrival of His Majesty, after almost 25 years. Prince-Regent Paul bows, as is the procedure, and gives Him a handshake. They then proceed to walk to the main Airport entrance.
"It has been so long, Alex," says Paul, visibly ecstatic about his brother's return. "I just want to tell you that, no matter all of this pomp and fallout, you are still my brother. Whatever the circumstances, I will always regard you as such." Alexander is emotionless, visibly tired after detention in Republia and a long flight to Interslavija. He doesn't say a word. Paul, sensing the general atmosphere, does not interject. However, when they finally arrive to the main gate, where even more crowds are waiting, He indeed spews out a remorseful statement.
"I also want to tell you something. I just want to tell you... well, I am... I am sorry. For everything. But a day passes without me thinking to just erase it. All of it. To forget it, to start again. That year, 1998, is my annus horribilis, and with that year I have made both of our lives' much more complicated. Sorry." This has struck Paul to His very core. Alexander was never affectionate, or displayed emotion. Before He had a chance to reply, the Gendarmerie took Him and started escorting Him to His ride to jail. Just as they reach the car, a man waving the flag of the Communist Revolutionary Organisation jumps over the police barricade, slips through the police officers and draws a pistol. He takes his aim.
The man drops dead.
Royal Medical Service paramedic rushes toward the King. For he does not know, reign of Alexander I has concluded. He reads. No pulse. Bullet went right through His skull and exited through the left eye. At 11:31, he declares the King dead. His lifeless body lying on the concrete, rain intensely pouring on it, washing away clearly visible stream of blood. The man who executed Him killed himself with the third bullet. Prince-Regent Paul, the Prime Minister and all other influential people are immediately evacuated, and the Royal Gendarmerie takes over the scene. Pure shock.
Later that day, the Communist Revolutionary Organisation declared it is responsible for the execution. Very next day Prince-Regent Paul issued His first ever binding Royal Decree, which immediately bans communism, marxism-leninism and socialism, declares the Communist Revolutionary Organisation a terrorist group and initiates a new period in Interslavian history, the White Terror.
The witch hunt begins.
"Oh it's still going on as it is, but yeah no rebels, or terrorist yet. The nation has learned to grow in the past few years, for now it's seems okay in the country. Actually there is a current tournament for the best pizza, it is a huge deal for our country. Thank you for asking that my friend." said the Queen,
"Oh and I'd like to say... There's a little bit of a problem with the navy" says the Prime Minister quietly. "We haven't any good ships since the war against Pandalanda, all have been wrecked by them, we hope to get some of your navy engineers and help us make a new model by the next year or so"
"Ha, yeah we kind of do have a problem with it. But for now i think we are not gonna use it" The Queen says begrudgingly.
Southeastern Arstotzka Continues Fighting
Despite The Pacific Maritime Federation deploying its airborne units and army, The Arstotzkan army is not retreating instead it's holding the land they have gained.
I'm making a complete history of Djmekistan