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Governor: Deus ex fiat

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Deus ex fiat

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 523rd Most Avoided: 546th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 629th+21
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 705th Highest Economic Output: 797th Largest Populations: 815th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 867th Largest Gambling Industry: 868th Largest Mining Sector: 1,452nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,493rd Largest Insurance Industry: 1,512th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,573rd Fattest Citizens: 1,843rd Most Influential: 1,991st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,144th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,159th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,241st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,260th Most Stationary: 2,271st Most Corrupt Governments: 2,343rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,557th Most Devout: 2,700th Largest Black Market: 2,791st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,810th
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Welcome to Italy, it is very Boot Shaped here, and one of our cites is a bit moist.

the Hippo is Known for both being Big and French, Whereas the Aardvark is much more Italian.
The Aardvark is fond of eating Ants and Benito Mussolini.
The Aardvark produces a scent similar to lavender .
The Aardvark is not known for its career in Country Music even though it has 2 CMA awards.
The Aardvark is our regional Animal.
we should all strive to be more like the Noble Aardvark.

When Life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your darn Lemons.

[+] Z-Day

Embassies: Farkistan and The Illuminati.

Tags: Featured, Governorless, Independent, Isolationist, Minuscule, Neutral, Password, and Quarantined.

Italy contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Wealthy Incomes in Italy

The World Census studied the spending power of the richest 10% of citizens in each nation.

As a region, Italy is ranked 2,260th in the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rhythmic Rumble of BombenkriegFather Knows Best State“Bombenkrieg”
2.The Genuflection of Vatican RagAuthoritarian Democracy“With great respect”

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Italy Regional Message Board

Post by Syndication suppressed by Deus ex fiat.

One was made @ http://italy.freeforums.net/

Post by Knoll suppressed by Deus ex fiat.

Post by Syndication suppressed by Deus ex fiat.

As much as I would like to stay, I'm going to have to move. I will send a puppet nation back eventually!

aah a bit of peace and quiet

Why are you withdrawing the embassy, extra-holy Rome?

just felt like it,

Post by Thixsus suppressed by Deus ex fiat.

Greetings from The Illuminati.
May our two regions continue to thrive.

Strength through dedication and unity.

Thixsus
-WA Delegate of The Illuminati
-Prime Minister of Immigration of The Illuminati

Inoltre ciao

Here in Italy we are only a little French, mostly up north near Switzerland with their little goats and leiderhosen. An Italian princess once married a Frenchman and she took her family cooks with her to France and created French cuisine because French cuisine was awful and she replaced it with Italian cuisine. This is why we are a little bit French.
In Italy we invented the mafia and the French food and the half sunken city’s with little men who look like prisoners with sticks to push the boats around and sing to you about dead girls you loved who didn’t love you but instead loved another so they had to kill themselves and deny the world their perfect bosoms and eventually their naggy voices and stories about Sicily in 1928, which was the best part of the golden girls other than Rose telling us about St. Olaf where the men are good looking the women are strong and the children are all slightly above average much like Lake Woebegone where Herb Tolerut sold two frozen goats to the traveling circus to be used as an exhibit about the prehistory of Minnesota, the goats froze of natural causes one winter in early January when the temperature dropped quickly and the wind coming off the lake hit the goats and the Norwegian bachaelor farmers freezing them instantly, too bad the goats hadn’t been drinking at the time like the Norwegian bachaelor farmers had. Their blood was so steeped in alcohol that they were only put out of commission until the sun came out three days later and they thawed and continued on their business.

The Italian shepherd is the most Nobel of the proletariat, he leads his sheep, or hippo, or crocodile, we don’t judge, into fertile pastures as does the party approved educators lead the minds of impressionable youths into dogmatic agreement with the party for as the shepherd who is usually German knows only a well cared for and trained lamb or crocodile; we don’t judge, can truly benefit both the herd and the nation with its succulent cutlets and soft pliable wool when the shepherd has determined that it can provide no more than to give up its life so that the party may thrive on lamb, or crocodile;we don’t judge, chops and fine sweaters made of its wool.
We rely on the Italian German shepard and his wisdom to tend the sheep; or crocodiles; we still don’t judge, , to provide a basic need to the glorious nation of Italy until such time as we have to harvest his Shepard chops and wool.

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