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Isles Of Selew RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Meninist Paradise of Olion

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 112th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141st Largest Black Market: 145th+35
Most Corrupt Governments: 317th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 365th Nudest: 381st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 403rd Largest Insurance Industry: 442nd Highest Poor Incomes: 462nd Highest Average Incomes: 466th Most Subsidized Industry: 482nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 547th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 552nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 557th Highest Economic Output: 569th Most Advanced Public Transport: 632nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 816th Largest Publishing Industry: 825th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 849th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 875th Largest Governments: 909th Most Scientifically Advanced: 934th Most Developed: 935th Largest Mining Sector: 1,013th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,038th Most Efficient Economies: 1,078th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,200th Smartest Citizens: 1,283rd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,310th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,502nd Most Secular: 1,550th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,637th Most Cultured: 1,721st Longest Average Lifespans: 1,723rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,752nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,766th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,771st Healthiest Citizens: 2,150th
World Factbook Entry

Peaceful region, mostly.


Embassies: Groland and The KuK Patriarchy.

Tags: LGBT, Minuscule, and Password.

Isles Of Selew contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Rebellious Youth in Isles Of Selew

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Isles Of Selew is ranked 15,690th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ruined Nation of LaurinorFather Knows Best State“What will you be in the end, a memory, or a hero?”
2.The Meninist Paradise of OlionPsychotic Dictatorship“As Hope Crumbles, Our Dictator Stands Strong.”

Regional Happenings


Isles Of Selew Regional Message Board

Itium news: despite the failing economy, citizens remain too afraid to protest. Bill-42 has issued a public statement saying that "Regressions are a natural part of the economic cycle. Give our nation time, we will recover." On another note, the T1-TAN program has been cancelled due to inherent instability in the titan body's molecular structure. Itium's scientists have now turned their eyes towards the depths of the sea, as Project: Atlantis is green-lit.

Bill-42's time as leader came to an abrupt end when he was voted unanimously out of office. Jerold-15 has been voted in, promising 'great change in Itium. No more corruption, no more restriction."

First order of business: Now that the economy has recovered, aid is sent to Laurinor to help the nation of nudists rebuild after the recent war.

Second order of business: Itium's military is rebuilt, and the nation's factbooks are due to be rewritten.

Third order of business: Ambassadors are redeployed to Itian embassies, and the borders are re-opened.

In response, lenweiel's naval and air forces blockade the island of Laurinor, keeping the itian forces from sending aid.

In response to this response, Itium's teleportation grid is fired up, locked onto Laurinor, and used to send supplies directly to the island while bypassing the blockade.

Olion's teleportation blocking shields, located on all titans moving through Laurinor, prevent teleportation in and out of Laurinor.

The aid to Laurinor is ceased due to, and I'm quoting Jerold-15 here, "Everyone is dicks."

In which Aoueur sent a fax of him grinning madly and holding his thumb up in response.

Local laurinites cower after days of large crates falling from the sky, materialising out of thin air, then ceasing to appear altogether when massive robots invade.

In other news, cultists are now exporting their best selling book "necromancy and blood magic: childrens addition.

Finally rebuilt to full strength, Laurinor begins it's new project: operation overload

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