*Me trying to take leave*
1st Sergeant niggas: We need you to tell us if you've solved world hunger, have single-handedly defeated ISIS, and written the entirety of the New Testament on this request. Also make sure to pay for your $1,700 non-refundable plane ticket before I approve it.
Andd I just saw a big bear daddi and his twunk partner, and they're Spanish
i suppose so
Well fellas, a bear is a large male. The term can describe anything from a chubbier guy to a lean (not skinny) but heavily muscled guy, but in general it t takes being hairy, having a bulky build and being above 25 years old, otherwise you may be dealing with an otter, who are also hairy. Even you hets can get the daddi part, so we'll move on. A twunk is, as the portmanteau implies, a hunky twink. Twinks are young guys (usually under 25) with a youthful appearance and a lithe build, but twunks are twinks whose build is more muscled.
This is surprisingly accurate, tho the daddi is more like in his forties imo
Way to go, Mallaska
“Granddad what was it like?”
“Well kiddo I was in the 54th Hoverboard Division as we supported the 9th Yeet Army as they made a dab assault on the eastern flank. It was a brutal battle, but in the end we clapped them alien cheeks”