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Zeo South Africa wrote:The massive Battlecruiser Malevolence 2, armed countless turbolaser turrets and it primary weapon the Ion cannon along with point defense system to defend itself from starfighters, appears out of hyperspace with orders to assist Imperial Intelligence. Clone troopers and Jedi also received orders to take out all Nazi forces in the Capital. The Malevolence 2 charges its Ion Cannon and fires it at the Lunar Nazi fleet while Republic naval forces had retreated.

The malevolence fires its ion cannon and disables one of the Gotterdammerung Battlecruisers as it now drifts down to the imperial capitol's massive gravitational pull. The second Gotterdammerung fires it's supercharged deathray at the Malevolance. Nazi forces now hunker down in their own bunkered positions to defend the capitol. The Lunar Navy charges it's Valkyrie Saucer force to lay down the hammer on Republican forces on the ground of the capitol. The Lunar navy now spreads out its position to cover a larger section of the Imperial Capitol. A request to send the moon into hyperspace toward the Capitol is denied, and instead, the legendary 8th fleet is sent to bolster additional defenses in the capitol whilst landing more moontroopers to hunt for traitorous troops and officers of the Purple Empire.

The Nova Luna Oil company is here to suit all your oil needs! Our oil has been drilled straight from the moon, meaning the oil you buy is out of this world! Need a bath? Oil! Need to seal a hole? Oil? Need to stop an airleak from depresurizing your home in the imperial capitol? OIL!!?!??? Our oil is so versatile we don't even know what to do with it! Just use it! I don't know, fill a cup and drink some for all I care. It's oil from the one and only Nova Luna Oil Company! BUY NOW

All barrels priced at 20 reichsmarks a barrel

Nova Luna Oil Company wrote:The Nova Luna Oil company is here to suit all your oil needs! Our oil has been drilled straight from the moon, meaning the oil you buy is out of this world! Need a bath? Oil! Need to seal a hole? Oil? Need to stop an airleak from depresurizing your home in the imperial capitol? OIL!!?!??? Our oil is so versatile we don't even know what to do with it! Just use it! I don't know, fill a cup and drink some for all I care. It's oil from the one and only Nova Luna Oil Company! BUY NOW

All barrels priced at 20 reichsmarks a barrel

*the United States military would like to know your location*

Lunar Nazis wrote:The malevolence fires its ion cannon and disables one of the Gotterdammerung Battlecruisers as it now drifts down to the imperial capitol's massive gravitational pull. The second Gotterdammerung fires it's supercharged deathray at the Malevolance. Nazi forces now hunker down in their own bunkered positions to defend the capitol. The Lunar Navy charges it's Valkyrie Saucer force to lay down the hammer on Republican forces on the ground of the capitol. The Lunar navy now spreads out its position to cover a larger section of the Imperial Capitol. A request to send the moon into hyperspace toward the Capitol is denied, and instead, the legendary 8th fleet is sent to bolster additional defenses in the capitol whilst landing more moontroopers to hunt for traitorous troops and officers of the Purple Empire.

"If those damn Moon Nazis think think they can defeat us the we will send the Republic's mighty First Fleet in battle."- Jedi Master Mace Windu

150 Titan class Star Destroyers, 200 Imperial 2 class Star Destroyers, 200 Lancer class Frigates, 10 Executor Super Star Destroyers come out of hyperspace immediately firing on the Lunar Nazi fleet.

Zeo South Africa wrote:"If those damn Moon Nazis think think they can defeat us the we will send the Republic's mighty First Fleet in battle."- Jedi Master Mace Windu

150 Titan class Star Destroyers, 200 Imperial 2 class Star Destroyers, 200 Lancer class Frigates, 10 Executor Super Star Destroyers come out of hyperspace immediately firing on the Lunar Nazi fleet.

hahahdhAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

you DARE challenge German Engineering?????

allow me to show you what sauerkraut is all ABOUT

throws flaming bottle of whiskey at star destroyer

star destroyer goes down in flames

Lunar Nazis wrote:hahahdhAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

you DARE challenge German Engineering?????

allow me to show you what sauerkraut is all ABOUT

throws flaming bottle of whiskey at star destroyer

star destroyer goes down in flames

Bottle of whiskey shatters against the deflector shields. We will show you the might of the Jedi Republic as my fleet destroys yours. Surrender now or be destroyed.

On the bridge of the Tython
Super Star Destroyer

"Sir, was throwing a bottle of flaming whiskey suppose to do anything because it did nothing." Captain Leah Solo asked Admiral Yuleren. The admiral responded, "I have no clue why they think that whiskey was going to do anything to our ships."

A hologram of the Emperor appear on the main bridge of the Galaxy Destroyer.

"Single reactor ignition at the facility. As soon as possible. And always remember: don't ask, don't tell."

"Yes my Emperor. If you want it, so shall it be."

Nova Luna Oil Company wrote:OIL

Your inferior nazi oil is not wanted!!!

Purple Empire wrote:Your inferior nazi oil is not wanted!!!

Do YOU have an OIL COMPANY??? I don't think so!

Lunar Nazis wrote:Do YOU have an OIL COMPANY??? I don't think so!

We have fuel that is far superior to Nazi oil!

Nod and hydra combined

Lunar Nazis wrote:Do YOU have an OIL COMPANY??? I don't think so!

Tiberium harvesting company reporting in!

Dooom35796821595 wrote:We have fuel that is far superior to Nazi oil!

NOTHING can trump OIL

Nod and hydra combined wrote:Tiberium harvesting company reporting in!

Fake! You're a country!

*laugh in Thorium and maybe other nuclear energy*

Post self-deleted by Zeo South Africa.

Nova Luna Oil Company wrote:NOTHING can trump OIL

Fake! You're a country!

Your oil means NOTHING to the Jedi Republic. ALL HAIL TIBANNA GAS!!!!!!

Zeo South Africa wrote:Your oil means NOTHING to the Jedi Republic. ALL HAIL TIBANNA GAS!!!!!!

You sell tibanna? I order 66!!!

Nod and hydra combined

Nova Luna Oil Company wrote:NOTHING can trump OIL

Fake! You're a country!

I like how you say Trump but fail to see how my country is a company.

Nod and hydra combined wrote:I like how you say Trump but fail to see how my country is a company.

Nothing points immediately to you being a company! Do you have "Company" or "Inc." in your name??? I don't think so!

Zeo South Africa wrote:Your oil means NOTHING to the Jedi Republic. ALL HAIL TIBANNA GAS!!!!!!

Laughs in natural gas
Your Tibanna gas means nothing!

Nova Luna Oil Company wrote:Nothing points immediately to you being a company! Do you have "Company" or "Inc." in your name??? I don't think so!
Laughs in natural gas
Your Tibanna gas means nothing!

Laughs in Helium 3

The Helghan Military wrote:Ok who buried me.....

Tackles to ground, places hand on mouth. Sounds of battle all around.

Shhhhhhh son, you’ll wake them crazy folks here. Best leave them be.

The Helghan Military wrote:Ok who buried me.....

No one, we just left you by the side of the road.

Tripartite Empire wrote:Tackles to ground, places hand on mouth. Sounds of battle all around.

Shhhhhhh son, you’ll wake them crazy folks here. Best leave them be.

Too late, you’re already awake.😋

Dooom35796821595 wrote:No one, we just left you by the side of the road.

In a ditch.

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