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Don't you guys have winters every year? All this seems pretty normal to me.

Tienking wrote:

Don't you guys have winters every year? All this seems pretty normal to me.

It depends on where you live in the States.

For me, I don't get much snow since it's Texas obviously. The last time we actually had snow throughout half the state was like in 2015.

Tienking wrote:

Don't you guys have winters every year? All this seems pretty normal to me.

*Midwest is colder than Antarctica, some places on Mars*

"Normal"

North America and the Great Lakes wrote:

*Midwest is colder than Antarctica, some places on Mars*

"Normal"

...and the high on Sunday is in the 50s.

lol wat?

Homework at midnight the night before it’s due>Managing time wisely negating stress

NAGL makes sense. I'll do what I can for the region, but I'm probably the newest face on the block so I'll probably leave first if we fall apart.

On the other hand, France+Wallonia here I come!

Tienking wrote:

Pft. All freezing weather can be protected against by correct winter clothing.

My advice would be a layer of woolen underwear (pants & shirt) over you normal underwear, but under your normal clothing. It's insinuative characteristics will significantly help your body stay warm. Add a few layers cold weather clothing on top, and you'll be just fine.

If you don’t go out in any cold weather in jeans and a sweatshirt regardless you’re not a real Midwesterner.

We might actually be a little chilly but we need to assert dominance over the southerners.

And my Germanic blood is actually more Scandinavian/Baltic

North America and the Great Lakes wrote:

I literally created it and I’m not too thrilled about the prospect of continued life support.

- Dutch Van der Linde, 1899

North America and the Great Lakes wrote:

Darn. Guess we’ll just have to move on with our lives and not think about them. How difficult.

I almost joined them once
Sucked to be me

Y'all ever heard of Democritus? I liked that region for the short while I was there. But I was there before I controlled the amount of puppets I had

Revanchist france wrote:

The Midwest is basically the same as the South: the same Protestantism infused into life, the same patriotism, the same regional uniqueness.
Except they didn't fight the Union so they have the moral high ground

But we have something they don’t.

Something primal and powerful.

One word, that can end it all.

“Ope”

North America and the Great Lakes wrote:

So guys

Turns out

I’m 2% Greek

I always knew I loved some part of you behind that yankee demeanor but I didn’t know it was a whole 2% of you