WA Delegate (non-executive): The Kingdom of Zykyn (elected )
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Grand New Earth contains 3 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in Grand New Earth
World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.
As a region, Grand New Earth is ranked 9,201st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
|1.||The Communist Democracy of Xedinous||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Communism leads us straight on!”|
|2.||The Kingdom of Zykyn||Democratic Socialists||“Wherever the Wind May Blow”|
|3.||The White Empire of Tri-Sovereign Socialist Republic||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Сила делает правильно”|
- : Embassy established between Grand New Earth and K Lot.
- : The Communist Democracy of Xedinous agreed to construct embassies with K Lot.
- : The Democratic Republic of Old HampshireVille of the region K Lot proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy cancelled between Pacific Isles and Grand New Earth.
- : Embassy cancelled between C A R N I V A L and Grand New Earth.
- : Embassy established between Grand New Earth and Spam.
- : The Communist Democracy of Xedinous agreed to construct embassies with Spam.
- : The Republic of Wolf Android 7 of the region Esti cancelled the closure of its embassy in Grand New Earth.
- : The Kingdom of Zykyn became regional WA Delegate.
- : Embassy cancelled between Kuiper and Grand New Earth.
Grand New Earth Regional Message Board
June 1st, 2777
The Xedinousian Council
"Gary Jonson has been deemed unable to lead Xedinous for the first half of his five-year term."
"I motion for all available candidates for the temporary position to be called forth."
"All right then. We will vote."
"This motion passes."
"Bring forth 'Adolf Rollins.'"
*Adolf Rollins walks forward*
"Do you claim to be the unofficial advisor of Gary Jonson?"
"Yes, I do."
"And what other claim do you have to the temporary position?"
"Essentially out of all staffers for the President, I am Jonson's most trusted. With his secrets, he decided to share with me the most. He rarely invited anyone else to his office besides myself, and when he did there was never anyone else present. I believe that I am the closest anyone can be to being a replacement for the President, even if for half a term."
*most of the Senators applaud*
"Bring forth 'General Hideldorff.'"
*General Hideldorff comes forward*
"What claim have you to the temporary position?"
"I commanded the military in the successful t- liberation of Greenland, Iceland, and Sloth Island from their economic plight."
"Have you any other qualifications?"
"I continue to train the troops in case a conflict arises."
*most of the Senators appear very bored now
"Bring forth 'Dezi Oliv-.'"
*Dezi Oliver comes forward and everyone looks at her as if she appeared out of thin air*
"-but how? I thought you were in Zedeenas!"
"I assure you, Chairman, I am here because Xedinous needs me. I have traveled very far *she whispers* through space and time *she stops whispering* for this."
"Er- uh... To what reason do you come forward?"
"Xedinous is currently in peril, whether you are aware of it or not. We need someone experienced and aware of the situation to lead Xedinous to safety. This very government and planet stands under a threat it cannot see. We must act decisively and quickly if we are to survive. The Communist Democracy will fail if we do not act with intelligence. The Internationale may as well be abandoned if we do not stop the coming enemy. The UEC will crumble before the power of the war. The Constitution of GNE... the only remnant."
*the Senators look at her with a mixture of fear, shock, and bewilderment*
"What are you talking abou-"
*a man wearing 1700s British attire bursts through the doors and exclaims with a British accent*
"-She's a madwoman! None of what she's saying is true! It's all lies!" *he faints from over-exhaustion*
*a long silence happens before one of the Senators rises*
"I- I motion to call for an early end of today's session so that we may reflect on today's proceedings."
*several Senators raise theirs hands and say 'Aye'*
"We shall vote."
"This Council is now dismissed."
June 5th, 13799002777 C.T.
The Triangulum Galaxy
"Has it approached Earth yet?"
August 21st, 1379900???? C.T.
*Searching for signal... Primative signal detected... Estimated time: 13799001980-13799002100 C.T.... Searching for date... Date = August 21st, 2025 C.E.... Sending date data...*
June 5th, 13799002777 C.T.
The Triangulum Galaxy
"Data confirmed. We are in the correct time range."
June 5th, 2777
Dezi Oliver's Starboard Office
"You know that we cannot allow for him to be elected."
"Yes, but there is no guarantee that he will act the same here. The world we can from-"
"-The world we came from is just as messed up as this one. Only here Zedeenas isn't nearly as hostile in its actions."
"You don't know if they have different interests than the one back home."
"Well, there is a way we could figure out..."
"You don't mean-"
"-Yes I do. I will simply ask myself..., or at least the me of this reality."
"You do not know what might happen if you do that."
"Please, I do not need your superstitions. I will go to Hoag's Object tomorrow."
"There's no guarantee that W-1 currently exists here. If it does not exist, then how will you travel there?"
"This ship carried us across realities, and you're asking me if we can't go to a nearby galaxy?"
"Well... fine, but let my words be known."
August 25th, 13799002025 C.T.
Somewhere in northern Canada
"So here is where they will launch from?"
Somewhere in California
"Here's our prototype."
"How smart is it?"
"More than the last one."
*it turns itself on*
*he claps* "Wonderful! Excellent work!"
"Hello. My name is Henry. Pleased to meet you."
"My name's Jeff. What can you do?"
"I can learn."
June 9th, 2777
The Xedinousian Council
*the room is alive with chatter over the candidates (and some Senators in heated debates with their fellow Senators*
"This room will be called to order! *he slams the gavel down several times* This unmoderated caucus has now ended; please return to your seats! *everyone becomes quiet and goes to their seats* To what purpose does the gentleman from Britain stand?"
"Since we currently have no acting President, I rise to give this council the authority to officially annex the islands of Greenland, Iceland, and Sloth Island."
"Are there and seconds to this?"
*A few Senators say 'Aye'*
"We will now vote to give this council the authority to annex the three islands."
"This motion passes. We will now vote on the annexation itself."
"This annexation has passed."
A few hours later_________________________________________________________________________________________________
"To what does the gentlelady from Yukon stand?"
"Mister Chairman, I rise to call for the election of the temporary President."
"Are there any seconds?"
*Most Senators say 'Aye'*
"We will now vote."
Adolf Rollins: 26
Dezi Oliver: 19
General Hideldorff: 5
"Adolf Rollins carries the majority and is now the Temporary President-Elect. His inauguration is scheduled for June 14th of this year."
*About half the Senators cheer*
"Ms. Oliver, someone is here to see you."
"Let them in."
"Hello, I am you."
*The Dezi Oliver of this reality turns around and looks at her extra-dimensional self in both shock and confusion.*
"Don't worry about it. I'll explain, but you'll probably not believe half of what I say."
June 14th, 2777
Before the Xedinousian Council Headquarters Building, Xedusion
"Today, I am proud to present to you the Temporary President-Elect, Adolf Rollins!"
*Some people clap and cheer... others don't. Rollins walks to the podium*
"People of Xedinous! The time is nigh for Xedinous to defend itself! Our first President now lays in a hospital bed, unable to perform your wishes. The mess of Europe must be cleansed! *more people cheer* We cannot allow for more of us to be taken down by the savages of Europe! An end to their conflicts will bring peace. We must have strong allies to help us; for if we have none, then all of Grand New Earth will enter this war. Before this gets out of hand, the terrorists in Europe will fall. We must and we will work together, whatever the cost." *a lot more people cheer* *the inauguration continues on the same ideas currently present and finishes*
September 4th, 13799002025 C.T.
An Austrailian Server
*scanning... analysing data... data confirmed*
Interdimensional Data Relay
*receiving data... address identify... confirmed: page=display_region_rmb/region=grand_new_earth?[DATA REDACTED]*
"We have what we came for."
June 19th, 13799002777 C.T.
"Can we confirm that this data is true?"
"We can confirm that all knowledge contained here about our past is true, but we have no guarantee that what has yet to occur, here, will."
"These events are likely, however?"
"It would seem so."
"What are the likelihood estimates?"
"95% chance of truth for the events in the near future, and the likelihood decreases with time."
"Minus heat death?"
"Not necessarily, we did get this data from a reality in the past. It is likely that our peoples will go to another reality to escape this one's demise."
"Hm...The ones who wrote these texts still live there, most likely, correct?"
"Most likely, but there is no guarantee."
"I'd like to have a few interviews, if possible."
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September 14th, 2777 C.E.
Near the capital city in a suburb
*Rosinha Abreu is found sitting on a sidewalk, weeping*
"What do you mean what's wrong? This world has fallen apart and left forgotten! Nothing's happening. Sure, our automated factories instantly rebuild after an explosion, but that doesn't change anything. All the foreign diplomats I deal with act like drones; they haven't changed or done anything for the past few months! They just go through their daily routine and no longer do anything else. Every day they say the same things in meetings. Sometimes, I wonder if they know they're forgotten by their own homelands."
"So why are you here?"
"I just wanted some privacy from the capital."
*she holds up a "secret" personal-teleportation-device, presses a button on it and disappears*