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The Largest Gambling Industry in Geneva Treaty Organization
The World Census tailed known underworld figures in order to determine which nations have the largest gambling industries.
As a region, Geneva Treaty Organization is ranked 8,310th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
|1.||The Arabian Emirates of The Maliki Caliphate||New York Times Democracy||“من الله والمعرفة”|
|2.||The Empire of La-Nouvelle-France||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Grand Dieu Sauve l'Empereur”|
|3.||The Kingdom of Real Corona Espanola||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Plvs Ultra”|
|4.||The Republic of Kojoseon||Conservative Democracy||“One unified Homeland!”|
|5.||The Free French State of Grande Bourgogne||Conservative Democracy||“Vive l'Bourgogne!”|
|6.||The Kingdom of Yugoslavika||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Brotherhood and Unity”|
|7.||The Most Serene Republic of The Geneva Treaty Organization||New York Times Democracy||“Unity is strength and peace is a virtue”|
|8.||The United States of America of Korv||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Stars and Stripes Forever”|
|9.||The Federal Republic of Los Estados Unidos de Suramerica||New York Times Democracy||“Libertad, Progreso, Orden”|
|10.||The Deutsches Reich of Rumona||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Gott mit uns”|
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Geneva Treaty Organization Regional Message Board
Why Evan Davis should not be Chief of Staff in the White House
31-year old Evan Davis got the job as the President’s first-hand man. At least, in the office. Davis was an unknown until he became Chief of Staff only a few weeks ago. While his work experience is certainly impressive given his age, the way that he acquired this experience comes into question. While I have nothing against Davis, I do have a duty as a reporter to report the fact that Evan Davis should have never been this close to the President of the United States. While I support equal rights in this country, I cannot stand to see our valued institutions taken down by outside forces.
Before we discuss how much of a bad influence Evan Davis is on the President of the United States, I will give a quick review on what the Chief of Staff of the White House does. In simple terms, he is the President’s secretary. On a day-to-day basis, he manages the President’s schedule and arranges it accordingly to fit daily goals, manages the White House staff, picks who gets to meet with the President and at what time (keep this one in mind), among other minor duties, including advising the President on some occasions. While the duties of the Chief of Staff are set by the President, it is quite disturbing that an individual like this could have such access to our President.
Looking at Davis’ resume, he has worked in several secretary jobs, including working as an assistant to several members of the Washington State Legislature, in his home state. Later on, he worked in the same roles when he moved with his now current husband to Ohio. Here, he became the Chief of Staff for the Governor of the State, none other than John Henry Eden himself. While not suspicious in it of itself, I, as a reporter took the liberty to dig deeper. While investigating I discovered through sources close to Davis that not only had he engaged in sexually deviant behavior during his time in University, including attempting to coerce students into participating. While I cannot name the sources who gave me this information for obvious reasons, I can tell you that I trust them. However, his odd behavior is not the only thing that the President’s Chief of Staff has on his record. Co-workers also told me with the promise of keeping their identities a secret, that he frequently engaged in sexually suggestive behavior, especially with men. While I was not allowed to share any stories, I found their accounts extremely disturbing.
Even worse however, is the fact that this person did the same with our now president. From these same sources I was able to gather enough evidence, including a direct account from one of the President’s former staff members during his Ohio governorship, that Davis promised sex in exchange for his current position.
We hope that now that this information is out in the public, that action is taken to protect our democracy from those who threaten our way of life.
The Royal Embassy of the Maliki Caliphate of Arabia
6 Orange Street, Maitama, Abuja, Nigeria
10:24 PM UTC+1 | November 6th, 2016
Fallen leaves crunched under the boots of the pacing guards who circled the Embassy building. On the north annex of the compound, a white-and-black armoured Rolls Royce Ghost - the ambassador's vehicle - rolled to a stop before the gate. As the guards there searched around and under the vehicle, one of the guard dogs beyond the gates began barking furiously, straining against its leash. A uniformed guard approached to investigate, but not finding anything, he radioed security.
"Is there anything on camera 12?"
"Camera 12 is clear."
The guard dog had not stopped barking, however. Grabbing the dog's leash, the guard let it lead him to the opposing side of the wall, where a crude lump had been plastered onto the sidewalk by the outer wall. Leaning in for a better look, his heart stopped.
It was an explosive.
The blast ripped a hole through the outer wall, killing the guard and his dog instantly. The Rolls Royce had made it into the compound but now had to rush out through the east gate. As dark-clothed assailants emerged from the surroundings, the Embassy guards realized they were trapped. Gunfire erupted from all directions as the enemy poured in from the breach, closing off the annexes. Some guards retreated to the embassy itself, while others escorted the ambassador. Still others pushed to clear a path for evacuating diplomats.
But their efforts were in vain; save the ambassador, none would see the light of day again.
Caliph's Briefing Room, Jeddah Royal Palace
Al Andalus Branch, Jeddah 23311, Maliki Caliphate
8:00 AM UTC+3 | November 7th, 2016
The room was crowded, muggy with the discussion of assembly members. The Minister of Foreign Affairs broke the buzz, his voice crisp in the arid air of the chamber.
"Last night at 10:24 PM local time, there was an attack on our Nigeria embassy that resulted in the death of 12 diplomats and 29 guards."
A shock wave rippled through the gathered men and some began to ask questions.
The Minister of Defence inquired. "Who is responsible?"
"Boko Haram has claimed responsibility."
Even more discussion passed between the tongues of the assembly.
"The details have been sent to your respective devices," the Minister of Foreign Affairs assured. "We have people on the task of getting to the bottom of this as we speak."
"How has the Nigerian government responded?"
A loud murmur escaped the lips of several there.
"They present their condolences, of course. We don't think there is any collusion between Abuja and Boko Haram, or the attack on the embassy. Investigations are under way, regardless."
The Caliph finally spoke.
"I trust an official story is yet to be made available to the media, yes? See to it that Boko Haram is branded an extremist branch of Islam. We have no affiliation whatsoever with this rabble."
"Yes, my lord."
Reinforcements would be flown in to enforce other Arabian embassies in the region, while the Majlis came up with a solution.
Attacks on Maliki embassy in Nigeria condemned by American President
Washington D.C (AP) - Posting from within the White House, US President John Henry Eden condemned an attack that was reported Thursday in the capital of Nigeria. The attack, which occurred during the early hours of the morning affected the embassy of the Maliki Caliphate of Arabia in the city of Abuja in Nigeria. While the government of Nigeria has been slow to condemn the attack, the US President was the first to respond right after the Caliph of Maliki himself. Posting on Twitter, the President called the attack “cowardly” and reassured Arabia, America’s commitment to ensuring “peace and security in the region.” While there have been no official statements from the White House yet, President Eden is expected to give some sort of address later in the afternoon.
Right after the attack, Islamic terrorist group Boko Haram claimed responsibility. While the group has been mostly inactive since the death of their leader in 2014, the organization seems to be making a return with the recent attack on the Maliki embassy. The Department of State released a press statement warning all American travelers to avoid any sort of travel to Nigeria, especially Abuja. While the top diplomatic office of the United States had labeled the country as “unsafe for American travelers”, the most recent warning has labeled Nigeria “prone to terrorist attacks and high crime rates.”
The City of Havana is proud to announce that Havana has won the bid for the Olympics in 2016. Only four months ago, the Prince Hassan Stadium was completed in the Cerro District, Havana. It has been officially renamed the Prince Hassan Olympic Stadium. It is being slightly remodeled to better fit the needs of an Olympic Stadium. Preparations have begun in Havana with many beautification projects going on. An area of Cerro is being set aside to host the Olympic Park. Many businesses are expected to profit heavily from Olympic-goers traveling to Havana. Meanwhile, Leon el Segundo Airways (LES) is scheduling many more flights to their hub at Habaguanex-Taino Int'l Airport in Havana. The Havana Bay is being cleaned after great request, and after being ranked the most polluted harbour in the world. Expected £2.4 Billion is being poured into the City of Havana by the Iberian Government, more Escudos than spent on the city-wide modifications and cleaning on Barcelona. Truly, the government will have Havana in no other than tip-top shape. These are just some of the things they are doing.
Early December, 2016
Across social media, users from all over the world on Twitter, Facebook, and even Chinese microblogging site Sina Weibo saw videos of a young African man speaking to a large congregation of civilians and ragged soldiers wielding all sorts of weapons. On the bottom right corner, sat a black flag which had a waving effect, the flag of the mostly unknown Boko Haram extremist group. Looking at the camera, he began to speak with subtitles below for over a dozen languages. From Spanish, Portuguese, English, Indian, Arabic, French, German among other languages.
The young man began, identifying himself as Abdul Jabbaar el-Qazi. He is energetic from the start, using a calm, and reassuring tone, while at the same time having an aura of determination and strength. First, he spoke of Africa’s general condition and blamed the West for his people’s decline. Accusing the Maliki Caliphate of colonizing Africa, he directly called the Caliph a false protector of Mecca and demanded that he withdraw from Africa immediately. Next, he accused the United States and Iberia of enabling the Caliphate and directly condemned Iberia, calling it a toxic influence on Islam and a colonizer of rightful African lands.
Once he had stated all of Africa’s troubles, he moved on to describe his movement. He described it as an affront to the new rape of Africa. A movement to unite the strong and fight the Westerners who have exploited them for so long. Now was the time to rise up, he said, to protect our futures and livelihoods. He invited young Africans and anyone else who wished to see an Africa free of Western influence. el-Qazi finished his speech by calling on them to take any action necessary to advance the goals of the new Africa…
Later in the week…
Gunmen attack the Cathedral of Barcelona during mass, killing 37 people and wounding 20 more
Barcelona(AP) - In early Sunday, shots were reported near the Barcelona Cathedral, one of the city’s most important churches and the seat of the Archbishop. The attack was perpetrated by masked gunmen who arrived in a white van and immediately opened fire once they were in the church. Eyewitnesses in the scene reported people running or hiding within the church, with several people bleeding and screaming on the floor of the cathedral, according to one eyewitness account. The gunmen who were not identified by Barcelona police, were allegedly heard screaming Allahu Akbar before opening fire. The phrase means “God is great” and it is often used by members of the Islamic faith during prayer.
Mayor Ada Colau condemned the attacks, and urged the Iberian government to launch a manhunt for the attackers right away.
“I am not sure who is behind this attack. But they must be found. Justice has to be made.” She told the press during an emergency press conference.
While the attack has yet to be labeled as one of a terrorist nature, police have not discarded the possibility. In total the attack took the lives of over 37 people and more than 20, including children remain in critical condition at a local hospital.
The streets of the Capital are bustling with excitement, with people from all over the country coming to see the inauguration of Sergei Krasnovic
As the popularly named “People’s Champion” steps out onto the balcony, the large crowd goes ecstatic
After the beginning festivities conclude, it becomes time for the President Elect to take the oath of office.
Chief Justice Yuri Brigzi begins administering the oath
“Repeat after me. You, Sergei Grigory Krasnovic, do solemnly swear”.
“I, Sergei Grigory Krasnovic, do solemnly swear”.
“That you will, to the best of your ability, faithfully serve and protect the institutions of Yugoslavika”
“That I will, to the best of my ability, faithfully serve and protect the institutions of Yugoslavika”
“Among these including the King, the Constitution, and the people”
“Among these including the King, the Constitution, and the people”.
“Congratulations Mr. President”.
The crowd erupts as Brigzi shakes Krasnovic’s hand and music begins blaring.
Following the traditional nine artillery blasts, Krasnovic begins to speak
“Greetings my fellow Yugoslavikans, I thank you all for attending today, and I would like to dedicate this speech to the honor of you all. While I am happy to rejoice today with all of you, we must remember the challenges that we have ahead of us. Before our very eyes stand a veil of darkness. This veil of darkness does not only seek access to our homes from the outside, but already exists within our home. Within our home exists a sheet of criminality and corruption that we must evict. On the outside of our home exists a land of corrupt souls in Africa. These corrupted souls see the world with a wicked vision, with a sheet of hate cast over anyone who is not them. With our allies, we must work to cleanse the land of these souls. My fellow Yugoslavikans, I believe that together we can accomplish these goals and much more. I say this as I truly believe that, as a country of united brothers and sisters, we can do anything together. Together, we can make Yugoslavika into our vision of a grand and fortunate nation. I believe in all of you to help guide me through this journey, and it is my hope that we will achieve our paradise by the time my work has been completed. Thank you all. God bless Yugoslavika and God bless you all.”
Minister of Internal Affairs, Guilherme Romao, responded with the following statement: "We as a country stand united and proud, whether from Bata, Havana, Macao, Madrid, Barcelona, Bilbao, Lisbon, or even Barcelona. Today, our unity and strength as a nation has been challenged in the City of Barcelona. A place, supposed to be filled with love and peace, was disrupted, and filled with violence and hate. The actions committed here today, will be forever ingrained in our thoughts, and the way we think, act, and feel. The Royal Agency of Investigation will find the person, people, or group responsible for the horrible actions. They will be punished for their actions, against not only us, but themselves."
He then handed the microphone over to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Ximun Kortajarena, who said the following: "My duty, as Minister of Foreign Affairs of the United Kingdoms of the Iberian Peninsula, to protect this country's interests abroad. I believe that his issue should not be looked lightly. My Ministry will be working to ensure that their job is handled."
The microphone was finally passed to Minister of Defence, Binyamin Nagai, who said: "It is my Ministry's Duty to defend this nation and keep it and its citizens safe from harm. We cannot release all information at the time, but sources indicate this attack originates in a terrorist group in Africa, not far from our own Spanish Guinea. With this information, to protect her residents of Spanish Guinea, border control will tighten extremely and military presence will increase. Thank you, and God Save the Queen!"
The Queen spoke herself saying: "It is my duty, as the monarch of this grand nation, to represent it and protect it to all of my abilities. Today, as news spread of this pain to my country, pain hit me, and I am deeply sorry for the family and friends of those wounded and killed. I hope that I, and my wonderful ministries, can bring justice to you. And to those who hurt my country, may you learn your lesson, and learn it well. Never mess with Iberia."
US Overseas Military Base Site
[13°58'30.5"N 48°10'37.4"E] Balhaf, Maliki Caliphate
Caliphate Daily | March 25th, 1936
MCA Defense Minister Kaarim al-Bashara and US Vice Admiral Steven Andersen signed an agreement today that set aside 100 square km of land on the Balhaf peninsula for the construction of a US Navy harbour and base. Terms have been agreed to be: $10 per square km per month, to be paid on a quarterly basis; in return, the US will provide military support for the newly-founded Caliphate, as well as source the American M1 Garand semi-automatic rifle to the Caliphate's armies. The agreement shall last 10 years and will be renewable at the consensus of both parties.
The US will pay for construction costs and infrastructure development for the base.
The agreement comes as a response to mounting Italian aggression in the region, with conquests in the Horn of Africa putting leaders on edge. The Caliph has responded favourably to the agreement.