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Free States of Gaia RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The United Kingdom of 11 Templar Knights (elected )

Founder: The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags

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Highest Economic Output: 233rd Most Influential: 302nd Largest Populations: 367th+31
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 484th Most Avoided: 532nd Most Stationary: 541st Largest Publishing Industry: 541st Highest Disposable Incomes: 739th Largest Mining Sector: 742nd Most Nations: 865th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 904th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 961st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 978th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 994th Highest Average Incomes: 1,141st Nudest: 1,151st Largest Black Market: 1,198th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,213th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,302nd Healthiest Citizens: 1,309th Largest Retail Industry: 1,313th Smartest Citizens: 1,358th Most Devout: 1,409th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,493rd Most Armed: 1,718th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,764th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,786th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,851st Largest Governments: 1,874th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,972nd Most Cultured: 2,030th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,085th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,148th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,205th
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Welcome to the Free States of Gaia, a region free from tyranny, where your nation has room to prosper and may be governed as you see fit. The region may not be free from tyranny from outside its borders.
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Regions Poet Laureate is The Upgrading Scenario of Ormrod - Gone but not forgotten

Philosophy 115 Ambassador - Deidre Skye

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Embassies: Philosophy 115.

Tags: Medium, Neutral, and Featured.

Regional Power: Moderate

Free States of Gaia contains 18 nations, the 865th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Welfare Programs in Free States of Gaia

Governments ranked highly spend the most on social welfare programs. Nations ranked low tend to have weak or non-existent government welfare.

As a region, Free States of Gaia is ranked 5,717th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Kingdom of 11 Templar KnightsLeft-wing Utopia“Prying open my third eye...”
2.The Tropical Paradise of Clang IslandLeft-Leaning College State“Ngoma lungunda”
3.The Constitutional Monarchy of ScandalandLeft-wing Utopia“Let's call it a day”
4.The Holy Green Empire of Deidre SkyeCivil Rights Lovefest“Breathe the fresh air!”
5.The Double Blue of Argonauts NationCapitalist Paradise“Reigning Grey Cup Champions”
6.The Empire of NogliaIron Fist Consumerists“Swift justice tempered with mercy”
7.The Secretive Nation of RejectoCapitalist Paradise“In hiding since 1974”
8.The Brewing Homeland of Wellington CountyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“That's just hunky dory”
9.The Komplainers Kingdom of RantistanFather Knows Best State“I want it now!”
10.The Blue Blood of Maple Leafs NationDemocratic Socialists“Moving up”

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Free States of Gaia Regional Message Board

I wonder if we should start using nothing but phallic puns?

Brumbys wrote:I guess we will have to use euphemisms for the word that shall never be spoken again.

The weird thing is that most euphemisms would be considered more obscene than the word itself, which makes their hard line attitude all the more perplexing.

We may be the "Most Average" nation in Gaia, but there's nothing average about our fine beers. Please stop by for one of our tasting sessions.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... beer.

What have ye that is dark and delicious?

A porter, a stout, and a nut brown ale. You're welcome to attend one of our tasting sessions.


I could use a good, tasty porter right about now.

Does Molson still brew a porter? Their Velvet Cream Porter was excellent.

I checked, and no they don't make it anymore. On The Beer Store website it appears they only carry Sleeman's Porter, and a brewery called Hickson's, who I am not aware of. All other porters are only available at the LCBO. (For those who don't reside in Ontario, beer, wine and spirits are only sold at The Beer Store, and the Liquor Control Board stores.) I've tried a bunch of the porters from the LCBO, most of which are good, and two of which are to be avoided at all costs!

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