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I finally passed Liberal Liberals in environmental beauty and I am now 2nd in Forest! Mozworld you’d better start answering issues again, because I’m coming for you!

Hmm, I guess I'll have to find another method of remembering when a fortnight is up then. :)

Sorry, people. I'm back; I'm healthy. I'll get the election process underway in the next 24 hours.

Errinundera wrote:Sorry, people. I'm back; I'm healthy. I'll get the election process underway in the next 24 hours.

Great to hear that, I do hope all continues to go well over on your end.

Errinundera wrote:Sorry, people. I'm back; I'm healthy. I'll get the election process underway in the next 24 hours.

Phew... I thought I had a curse of regions I stay in having their founders CTE.

Errinundera wrote:Sorry, people. I'm back; I'm healthy. I'll get the election process underway in the next 24 hours.

Wonderful to have you back! I hope Australia is doing OK <3

Verdant Haven, Octopus islands, Ownzone, Kalinski, and 5 othersRuinenlust, Lord Dominator, Turbeaux, Canaltia, and Transyllay

Lockdown Day 11
Dear Forest Diary:
Got the audiobook version of Max Barry’s new novel today - Providence. Narrator is great, book so far is engaging but it’s set in the far future so not really gripping for me. Listening to Jennifer Government again, at dinner time with the family. Keeps us from talking about the pandemic news - we had been doing way too much of that. Still love this book even though it’s my third time through it :)

Cat-herders united

So who are we voting for WA Secretary General?

Cat-herders united wrote:So who are we voting for WA Secretary General?

There’s a really good question. I gather from some of the complaints around here about the WA that it’s a good time for a change but I have no ideas about the current candidates. I got a telegram from one who wanted me to vote for them because it’s their birthday - no.

Lord Dominator, Turbeaux, Canaltia, Cat-herders united, and 1 otherTransyllay

*sets out a basket of potatoes*

Hello, I'm running for Secretary-General once again! :P Two potatoes for all should I be elected! Let's keep NationStates potato!

VOTE POTATO!!! \o/

Personally, I’ve decided to vote for 9003 because he’s bribing people with legendary cards to support him.

Errinundera wrote:Sorry, people. I'm back; I'm healthy. I'll get the election process underway in the next 24 hours.

Hallelujah! Welcome back. I am absolutely relieved and delighted to have you back amongst us, and am glad to hear you're healthy and ready for action. I hope life is treating you well and everything is safe on your end!

Great to have Errinundera back!

As far as Sec-Gen... I would say we should go with our potato friends in our embassy Spiritus, or we could run our own candidate. (VH? You have the most Foresty name! :P)

Mount Seymour wrote:Great to have Errinundera back!

As far as Sec-Gen... I would say we should go with our potato friends in our embassy Spiritus, or we could run our own candidate. (VH? You have the most Foresty name! :P)

Hey that's a great idea! :P

Mount Seymour wrote:Great to have Errinundera back!

As far as Sec-Gen... I would say we should go with our potato friends in our embassy Spiritus, or we could run our own candidate. (VH? You have the most Foresty name! :P)

I voted for Thembria SSR because I consider them a friend but will definitely change my vote if a Forester decides to run!

Blon gre

Turbeaux wrote:I voted for Thembria SSR because I consider them a friend but will definitely change my vote if a Forester decides to run!

I'm running, for Forest and for the world. We face an environmental crisis, we must act as a region. Please vote Blon gre.

Hope all our European Forest homies are doing okay. It's baffling to see that coronavirus just turned Hungary into a dictatorship.

I've been told you all might appreciate this! The requirement in TSP for campaign posts on the RMB is that they be in the form of a clerihew or a paradelle. Potato poet that I am, I wrote a potato paradelle! It's... a weird format... but one does what one must.

Potatoes are the most beautiful food,
Potatoes are the most beautiful food,
So pure and great, they astound the world,
So pure and great, they astound the world.
So beautiful and great, they astound the world,
Potatoes are the most pure food.

An election again, is it time to vote?
An election again, is it time to vote?
Nations are campaigning, spreading their words,
Nations are campaigning, spreading their words.
A vote, an election, campaigning again,
Is it time? Nations are spreading their words.

Candidate rules, only poems allowed,
Candidate rules, only poems allowed,
This humble potato will do what he must,
This humble potato will do what he must.
Only poems? This humble candidate, allowed, will do what he must,
Potato rules!

What an election!
Campaigning poems, they are the most beautiful words, must astound the world,
Potatoes are only spreading their food, so pure and great,
This humble candidate, allowed, he will do it again,
Potato rules!
Nations: is time to vote!

Octopus islands, Mount Seymour, Lord Dominator, Turbeaux, and 3 othersCanaltia, Northern Wood, and Kinectia

Kalinski wrote:Hope all our European Forest homies are doing okay. It's baffling to see that coronavirus just turned Hungary into a dictatorship.

Meh, Viktor Orban was looking for a reason to become a fully-fledged dictator and he found it. This dictatorship had been baking in the oven for a while.

I would actually expect to see a similar thing in Poland as well.

Ruinenlust, Lord Dominator, Turbeaux, Canaltia, and 3 othersCat-herders united, Northern Wood, and Kinectia

Here's all the potato poetry in dispatch form if anyone is interested. I'll be adding more as I write more! *sets out another basket of potatoes*

A collection of potato poetry written for the campaign, inspired by Aumeltopia's poetry requirement for campaigns posted in TSP! Campaigns had to be in the form of a clerihew or a paradelle.

Clerihews:

Potato-General Salaxalans
Writing a poem to avoid bans
Throwing potatoes in every direction
To get your vote in this election

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Loves putting potatoes in cans?
He won't stop...
But vote potato! Get him to the top!

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
He has potato plans
Now he's running in round two
You can vote potato too!

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Has changed his potato plans
Now the running mate on Kuriko's team
Vote Kuriko to continue the potato dream!

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Hates comic sans
But also thinks you all should vote potato
How can you turn down free potatoes? Hello??

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Secretary-General Candidate Kuriko
Wants the votes of the South Pacifico
Potatoes for all, and some other things
But really, it's all about the potatoes. Let's eat like kings!

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Plans
To keep scribbling poetic serenades
Until we win your vote parades!

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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Is ecstatic about your endorsement plans
Your endorsement is nothing but perfection
We're going to win this election! :D

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Paradelle:

Potatoes are the most beautiful food,
Potatoes are the most beautiful food,
So pure and great, they astound the world,
So pure and great, they astound the world.
So beautiful and great, they astound the world,
Potatoes are the most pure food.

An election again, is it time to vote?
An election again, is it time to vote?
Nations are campaigning, spreading their words,
Nations are campaigning, spreading their words.
A vote, an election, campaigning again,
Is it time? Nations are spreading their words.

Candidate rules, only poems allowed,
Candidate rules, only poems allowed,
This humble potato will do what he must,
This humble potato will do what he must.
Only poems? This humble candidate, allowed, will do what he must,
Potato rules!

What an election!
Campaigning poems, they are the most beautiful words, must astound the world,
Potatoes are only spreading their food, so pure and great,
This humble candidate, allowed, he will do it again,
Potato rules!
Nations: is time to vote!

Read dispatch

Blon gre wrote:I'm running, for Forest and for the world. We face an environmental crisis, we must act as a region. Please vote Blon gre.

I switched my vote!

On the topic of the WA, Lord Dominator has a humorous proposal up for vote in the SC. I encourage everybody to go take a look!

Errinundera wrote:Sorry, people. I'm back; I'm healthy. I'll get the election process underway in the next 24 hours.

The founder lives!

*Stomp stomp stomp*

Now to run for everything.^^

No other candidate is promising so much as one potato for all, and here Salaxalans is promising two! That's a potato in each hand! Imagine the joy you'll feel holding a duo of golden-brown potatoes! Vote The Salaxalans for Secretary-General!

Cat-herders united

Blon gre wrote:I'm running, for Forest and for the world. We face an environmental crisis, we must act as a region. Please vote Blon gre.

Switched my vote.

The ballot for this vote is massive long. Felt like I was in Florida or something

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