The Fattest Citizens in Federation of Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Federation of Nations is ranked 8,258th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Vaudeville Troope of Tap-Dancing Badgers||Corporate Police State||“Another City, Another Opening, Another Show”|
|2.||The Theocracy of Fellenwort||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Break dancing is for god”|
|3.||The Moldy Forest of FraggleRock||Democratic Socialists||“A letter from my great Uncle Traveling Matt”|