by Max Barry

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Farkistan RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Cupertino

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 33rd Most Rebellious Youth: 53rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 122nd+22
Most Stationary: 145th Largest Publishing Industry: 211th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 228th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 258th Highest Economic Output: 260th Most Cheerful Citizens: 262nd Largest Populations: 278th Most Cultured: 293rd Smartest Citizens: 322nd Most Beautiful Environments: 503rd Rudest Citizens: 556th Highest Crime Rates: 756th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 953rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,025th Best Weather: 1,052nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,211th Most Authoritarian: 1,316th Most Armed: 1,435th Largest Black Market: 1,617th Fattest Citizens: 1,788th Most Secular: 1,825th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,852nd
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Farkistan. For the moment, there's a password on entry into our region. Please contact the WA delegate for the password. Be certain to include your LinkFARK handle with your request. Once the handle is confirmed and you're properly vetted, we'll send you the password. We apologize for the inconvenience. FARK on.

Embassies: Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, The Illuminati, Italy, Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake, Avadam Inn, Yarnia, and The Bar on the corner of every region.

Tags: Password, Casual, Founderless, and Minuscule.

Regional Power: Moderate

Farkistan contains 4 nations.

Password required

Today's World Census Report

The Most Devout in Farkistan

World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.

As a region, Farkistan is ranked 13,435th in the world for Most Devout.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of PooPsychotic Dictatorship“Steaming mound of poo.”
2.The Queendom of Feminine GermansLiberal Democratic Socialists“Panties Uber Alles”
3.The Republic of FarkistanCapitalist Paradise“In Drew we trust”
4.The Rogue State of OreniaLeft-Leaning College State“Watch your back.”

Regional Happenings


Farkistan Regional Message Board

Man, I just noticed that Cupertino vanished again...

Hi, all. I've asked each of you to join the WA and endorse me, even temporarily. Without Cupertino and with no WA delegate, I didn't realize my admin power would be immediately stripped. Now we're kinda screwed, and Krankor is locked out.

I don't want to become a target for raiders.

I can take steps to keep this from happening again (as I've learned this morning), but I could use your help for a day or two.


More information on yesterday's note: I'm just trying to get Krankor back in while protecting our little piece of virtual whatever-this-is.

Please join the WA and endorse me, even if just for a few days.

Issuing another plea: I need one nation to join the WA just long enough to endorse me. Cupertino changed the password before he vanished last time, and the password I have on record is not working.

Just for a day or two. C'mon, Krankor's been here as long as any of us. Help a nation out.


One more try: if I have to go through the WA to get the password lifted, we will be swarmed by invader nations. Please just join the WA for a day or two, endorse me, and let me fix this problem. I need your help.



password should be vivible

I'm back, ya scum!

Welcome back, Krankor!

Hola soy el nuevo Delegado de de mi región. Espero contar con su apoyo.

AtentamenteThe Federation of Guatemalteca Republicana

Greetings from The Illuminati.
May our two regions continue to thrive.

Strength through dedication and unity.

-WA Delegate of The Illuminati
-Prime Minister of Immigration of The Illuminati

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