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Farkistan RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 60th Most Rebellious Youth: 72nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 195th+19
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 253rd Largest Publishing Industry: 260th Largest Populations: 273rd Highest Economic Output: 282nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 327th Most Stationary: 351st Most Cultured: 402nd Smartest Citizens: 495th Most Cheerful Citizens: 541st Most Beautiful Environments: 803rd Rudest Citizens: 919th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,222nd Highest Crime Rates: 1,291st Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,291st Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,480th Largest Black Market: 1,725th Best Weather: 1,748th Most Authoritarian: 1,820th Most Armed: 2,078th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Farkistan. For the moment, there's a password on entry into our region. Please contact the WA delegate for the password. Be certain to include your LinkFARK handle with your request. Once the handle is confirmed and you're properly vetted, we'll send you the password. We apologize for the inconvenience. FARK on.

Embassies: Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Illuminati, Italy, Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake, Avadam Inn, Yarnia, and The Bar on the corner of every region.

Tags: Password, Minuscule, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

Farkistan contains 5 nations, the 3,390th most in the world.

Password required

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Farkistan

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, Farkistan is ranked 253rd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue State of OreniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Watch your back.”
2.The Queendom of Feminine GermansLiberal Democratic Socialists“Panties Uber Alles”
3.The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of PooPsychotic Dictatorship“Steaming mound of poo.”
4.The Republic of FarkistanCapitalist Paradise“In Drew we trust”
5.The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of CupertinoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”

Regional Happenings


Farkistan Regional Message Board

Man, I just noticed that Cupertino vanished again...

Hi, all. I've asked each of you to join the WA and endorse me, even temporarily. Without Cupertino and with no WA delegate, I didn't realize my admin power would be immediately stripped. Now we're kinda screwed, and Krankor is locked out.

I don't want to become a target for raiders.

I can take steps to keep this from happening again (as I've learned this morning), but I could use your help for a day or two.


More information on yesterday's note: I'm just trying to get Krankor back in while protecting our little piece of virtual whatever-this-is.

Please join the WA and endorse me, even if just for a few days.

Issuing another plea: I need one nation to join the WA just long enough to endorse me. Cupertino changed the password before he vanished last time, and the password I have on record is not working.

Just for a day or two. C'mon, Krankor's been here as long as any of us. Help a nation out.


One more try: if I have to go through the WA to get the password lifted, we will be swarmed by invader nations. Please just join the WA for a day or two, endorse me, and let me fix this problem. I need your help.


password should be vivible

I'm back, ya scum!

Welcome back, Krankor!

Guatemalteca republicana

NS April Fools Day Jokes

Hola soy el nuevo Delegado de de mi región. Espero contar con su apoyo.

AtentamenteGuatemalteca republicana

Greetings from The Illuminati.
May our two regions continue to thrive.

Strength through dedication and unity.

-WA Delegate of The Illuminati
-Prime Minister of Immigration of The Illuminati

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