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Europa RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Beautiful Empire of Orioni 2 (elected )

Founder: The Free Federation of The Europa Empire

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Most Nations: 102nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 146th Most Influential: 1,290th+2
Largest Black Market: 1,721st Most Cultured: 1,893rd
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Established on January 9th 2004, Europa is a colourful m⊙saic of diverse nations, based on the ideals of freedom and democracy. We enjoy a realistic RP with Modern Tech, and offer a welcoming community spirit. Good writing is appreciated and we are proud of our solid history and lore. Please don't spam our RMB with recruitment ads or WA issues. Feel free to endorse the delegate. Proudly never featured in 14 years and counting! ∴ Join us!

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    The Hitchhiker's Guide to Europa

    MetaReference by Orioni 2 . 780 reads.

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    Featured nation December 2018: Limonaia

    BulletinNews by Orioni 2 . 20 reads.

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    EuropaBall & CountryBall

    BulletinNews by Orioni 2 . 407 reads.

Embassies: The Local Cluster, belgium, Q102, Nasicournia, Hyrule, Septentrion, The League of Conservative Nations, New Septentrion, and UBPSSIF.

Tags: Enormous, Human-Only, Independent, Map, Modern Tech, Offsite Chat, Offsite Forums, Past Tech, Role Player, Social, and Sports.

Regional Power: High

Europa contains 127 nations, the 102nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Crime Rates in Europa

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Europa is ranked 10,605th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nomadic Enclave of AirushculAnarchy“We Are Everright!”
2.The Grand Federal Imperium of AdaptusFather Knows Best State“Vi veri universum vivus vici!”
3.The Free Land of Bryn RhyddidAnarchy“To Each, Their Own”
4.The Machine of AutomaticCapitalizt“Work till you drop”
5.The Republic of Scipio BritannicusAnarchy“VINCIT BRITANNIA IN CONCORDIA”
6.The Lost Empire of AromaAnarchy“Senatus Populusque Aromanus”
7.The Republic of Sunset Sea IcelandAnarchy“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
8.The Kingdom of The CrownAnarchy“Might Makes Right”
9.The Greater Serbia of The Unified Balkan StatesCapitalist Paradise“Only Unity Saves the Serbs”
10.The Serenìsima Repùblica of VenetiiLeft-Leaning College State“Queen of the Seas”
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Regional Happenings


Europa Regional Message Board

Hello, Lord Fantom From New Gorea Here.

Have you any opinions on human experimentation on prisioners / "remaking" them to meat ?

Good news folks: the cold and dark month of November is gone. Hurray! Time now for the even longer and darker and colder month of December. And where better to celebrate your holidays than in the nice new featured nation of the month:

The Grand Duchy of Limonaia


"Nobiscum Deus"

National Animal: falcon

Currency: lira

As the previously featured nation once wrote: "Limonaia is a right mixed bag." And he describes himself as "sometimes a bit 'devious'." And that's saying something about this lovely little land. The Grand Duchy is ranked in the top results of Europa for religiousness (10%), basket weaving (11%) and pacifism (13%). And worldwide they score in the top 9% for income equality and social conservatism. Just keep in mind that Limonaia is watching you.

The Grand Duchy of Limonaia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Giuliano Saleri with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.173 billion Limonaians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limone. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Limonaian economy, worth 67.8 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,797 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Limonaian citizenship in droves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Limonaia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

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Democratic New Gorea wrote:Hello, Lord Fantom From New Gorea Here.

Have you any opinions on human experimentation on prisioners / "remaking" them to meat ?

I heard human flesh tastes like chicken.

I don't like chicken.

Tamhlacht wrote:I heard human flesh tastes like chicken.

I don't like chicken.

I thought it was pork?

Tagmatium wrote:I thought it was pork?

In raw form, human meat looks like beef, but slightly less red, with pale yellow fat.
When roasted, the meat turned grayish, as would lamb or veal, and smells like cooked beef.
As for the taste, Its kinda like pork, but weaker.

Don't ask why i know.

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