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Empire of Oceania RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Neofeudal Badlands of HolyNus (elected )

Founder: The Imperial Majesty of King John XI

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Cultured: 228th Most Beautiful Environments: 349th Most Cheerful Citizens: 354th+21
Best Weather: 397th Most Rebellious Youth: 525th Most Inclusive: 619th Smartest Citizens: 711th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 796th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 878th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 925th Largest Welfare Programs: 945th Most Influential: 956th Largest Governments: 1,002nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,161st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,181st Lowest Crime Rates: 1,195th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,199th Healthiest Citizens: 1,223rd Most Advanced Public Education: 1,281st Nicest Citizens: 1,492nd Most Pacifist: 1,493rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,586th Highest Economic Output: 1,647th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,649th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to the Empire of Oceania!

At one time we were 200 nation strong. As of this moment we are still going and talking with the few left. We are active and always welcoming other to join.

Our brave Emperor, The Imperial Majesty of King John XI, helps lead us through the troubling times that may very well occur. And to that, we all thank him.

THE BREAKROOM
If there are any questions as to the mysterious and all powerful 'breakroom', simply note it is where most business, scandals, wars and daily matter of governance happen along with the occasional donut riot.

So far, we have had this year:
9 donut riots.
150,007 pounds of unlabelled explosives blown up in the main building.
1 radioactive monster unleashed.


Embassies: Turkic Union, The Commonwealth of Crowns, and The Royal House of Waldora.

Tags: Neutral, Silly, Independent, Small, Monarchist, and Featured.

Empire of Oceania contains 7 nations, the 2,334th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Empire of Oceania

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Empire of Oceania is ranked 17,331st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Principality of Roland raided as heAnarchy“Raid all day”
2.The Protectorate of Anaxagoras 30Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Puppeteer ”
3.The Imperial Majesty of King John XIInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hail the King!”
4.The Shogunate of Women of The Knockout Gun GalsDemocratic Socialists“For new era of prosperity and glory! ”
5.The Empire of Great Celtic EmpireInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Live together, work together, fight together”
6.The Peoples Goverment of CorcationDemocratic Socialists“Serve the country, serve the people”
7.The Neofeudal Badlands of HolyNusLiberal Democratic Socialists“A new Dawn, a new Day”

Regional Happenings

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Empire of Oceania Regional Message Board

The Neofeudal Badlands of HolyNus wrote:I trust they will. Otherwise I can always find another radioactive raccoon and make it into a 'Fight to the Death' for our entertainment.


Why you even have radioactive raccoon anyway?

The Shogunate of Women of The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:Do they have what it takes?

I'm sure they will take what we have.

The Shogunate of Women of The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:Why you even have radioactive raccoon anyway?


Good question. Because I didn't want to kill the poor thing once I got it out of the break room. And plus, who wouldn't have a radioactive and potentially dangerous wild animal in their arsenal?

King John XI

The Neofeudal Badlands of HolyNus wrote:Good question. Because I didn't want to kill the poor thing once I got it out of the break room. And plus, who wouldn't have a radioactive and potentially dangerous wild animal in their arsenal?

Very true, I'm very jealous of your radioactive raccoon. I thought about sending someone over to take it from you. Lucky I didn't do that...

King John XI

Ugh hate when I forget to log in when I look at it everyday and forget to log in -.-

New poll, updated factbook, and nonsense.

Being two separate zombies would be very interesting.

Non hilarious thing. Whatever it is.

You silly, silly nation. Very well, you are not humourous anymore.

Maybe that's the joke though. They're playing the good ol' switcheroo by taking something not hilarious and in turn being hilarious.

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