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no.
hey guys, come back
the region is dying around me and a furry/kawaii region is trying to recruit me
help
also can you make the password displayable to residents so i can move my other country in
I thought it already showed the password to residents, but I was wrong.
Also, that cringe recruitment telegram was sent to everyone.
i know
hi i am here now
Hey, is anyone still alive?
No
Noted
Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
heck yes
gotta spook them away
Guns or Butter?
awesome headline, but no I'm not defunding my military thanks for asking
I do love me some bacon & meth
“Burial plots are so expensive these days, few people are opting for them anyway,” says Retirement Home owner, Nyota Drake. “Let’s just go for that final push and make cremation compulsory. Some people may not be happy with it, but when you get right down to it, it’s only setting fire to their loved ones against their will - you must agree that that’s less important than expanding suburban development.”
the top was an option for how to deal with the increasing dead
barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Electricity Sea.
Also throwing the complainers into the sea? i think so
“Wait, we do the work, and you pocket the profits?” asks local farmer Gillian Hansen somewhat incredulously, as she slides on an elbow-length rubber glove in a worryingly menacing fashion.
How do you put on a rubber glove used for rectal examination in horses and cows in a non-menacing fashion?
Declan Zhimo, avid contributor to the magazine Anarchist Monthly, presents a different opinion. “The last thing we need is more police. In fact, I think the people would be better off with more heroes like the Dogman. Let’s face it. The police are known for corruption and brutality. Let the people take the law into their own hands, and we’ll have a utopia where issues are settled without fascist pigs telling us what we can and can’t do! It’ll be perfect, trust me.”
This is........timely. The perfect solution? "Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns." Yes.
Nukes are happening again.
lol we missed N-day
who tf cares anymore
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