“Few things have caused more death and suffering in this world than religion. Just look at the Crusades throughout history!"
um EXCUSE ME
To protest your government’s antagonism towards his religious beliefs, High Priest Gabriel Bowie of the Tranquility of Yellow sat down on a busy street corner this morning, doused himself with fuel, and set himself on fire.
WELL OK THEN
Thats based on a buddhist monk who did that in South Vietnam to protest the authoritarian government who disliked buddhists.
Victims are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
Sounds like a British thing to do.
henlo, would you like some cookies made from our top chiefs working in the mansion?
comes with free milk cup
no its happy
Is it mommy's milkies? GOO GOO GA GA?
After stepping off the path in Dublin Park to take a picture of a Clover, a Bigtopian tourist was subject to Ilstur Defense Regulations Volume 4, Bylaw 8-A, Chapter 23, Section G-17-5, Paragraph 4b and was subsequently obliterated by a full battalion of Ilstur’s finest.
God I love my country.
Queen Skitty has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
Mine's pretty cool too
Fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.
Armans and The kids haven founder
i just viewed a country with an average lifespan of 14 years... kinda crazy wouldnt you say?
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