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ďFew things have caused more death and suffering in this world than religion. Just look at the Crusades throughout history!"
um EXCUSE ME

To protest your governmentís antagonism towards his religious beliefs, High Priest Gabriel Bowie of the Tranquility of Yellow sat down on a busy street corner this morning, doused himself with fuel, and set himself on fire.

WELL OK THEN

Armans wrote:To protest your governmentís antagonism towards his religious beliefs, High Priest Gabriel Bowie of the Tranquility of Yellow sat down on a busy street corner this morning, doused himself with fuel, and set himself on fire.

WELL OK THEN

Thats based on a buddhist monk who did that in South Vietnam to protest the authoritarian government who disliked buddhists.

Ilstur wrote:Thats based on a buddhist monk who did that in South Vietnam to protest the authoritarian government who disliked buddhists.

I know, but he set himself on H*CKING FIRE

Armans wrote:I know, but he set himself on H*CKING FIRE

No fr*cks or h*cks on my christian minecraft server!

Oh heck off
Go frick yourself

Victims are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.

Oh well

Armans wrote:Victims are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.

Oh well

Sounds Orwellian.

Armans wrote:Victims are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.

Oh well

Added note: this happened because I drugged all water supplies. Tap water has opium in it.

Armans wrote:Added note: this happened because I drugged all water supplies. Tap water has opium in it.

Sounds like a British thing to do.

henlo, would you like some cookies made from our top chiefs working in the mansion?
comes with free milk cup

Sowia wrote:henlo, would you like some cookies made from our top chiefs working in the mansion?
comes with free milk cup

no

Ilstur wrote:no

so sad

no its happy

Imperial israeli states

penis

Sowia wrote:henlo, would you like some cookies made from our top chiefs working in the mansion?
comes with free milk cup

Is it mommy's milkies? GOO GOO GA GA?

After stepping off the path in Dublin Park to take a picture of a Clover, a Bigtopian tourist was subject to Ilstur Defense Regulations Volume 4, Bylaw 8-A, Chapter 23, Section G-17-5, Paragraph 4b and was subsequently obliterated by a full battalion of Ilsturís finest.

God I love my country.

Ilstur wrote:After stepping off the path in Dublin Park to take a picture of a Clover, a Bigtopian tourist was subject to Ilstur Defense Regulations Volume 4, Bylaw 8-A, Chapter 23, Section G-17-5, Paragraph 4b and was subsequently obliterated by a full battalion of Ilsturís finest.

God I love my country.

Queen Skitty has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.

Mine's pretty cool too

I officially hate the Black Hawks. Their candidate that was running for Secretary General had a name along the lines of Trans-Anarcho Lesbian Catgirl Society. They also raided a Catholic region to advertise their candidate.

The kids haven founder

Fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.

yes

Armans and The kids haven founder

Allergic to water

beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.

I love sports

Allergic to water

i just viewed a country with an average lifespan of 14 years... kinda crazy wouldnt you say?

Allergic to water wrote:i just viewed a country with an average lifespan of 14 years... kinda crazy wouldnt you say?

At one point there was a South Asian Nation (IRL) that had an average lifespan of 16 years.

The kids haven founder

The kids haven founder

The Kids Haven

Hello. 😁

Hi i am a meme

The kids haven founder wrote:Hello. 😁

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bich? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little turd. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you gosh dang idiot. I will crap fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.

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