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Doll Guldur RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical Saboteur

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Most Subsidized Industry: 416th Largest Black Market: 418th Largest Mining Sector: 499th+21
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 578th Most Corrupt Governments: 603rd Nudest: 717th Most Nations: 733rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 739th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 741st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 851st Most Avoided: 868th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 960th Highest Average Incomes: 1,468th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,555th Most Armed: 1,558th Largest Retail Industry: 1,669th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,081st Most Efficient Economies: 2,087th Most Developed: 2,162nd Largest Governments: 2,293rd Most Advanced Public Education: 2,330th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,375th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,423rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,473rd
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Doll Guldur which has been refounded by members of The West Pacific Armed Forces on the 26th May, 2017.

Whilst it is appreciated that all of you are either awaiting your next mission or enjoying some rest and recuperation, maybe you would like to add a note to posterity by adding a few pithy or snarky comments on the rmb :) Alternatively, you might enjoy watching this lighthearted, spoof TWPAF recruitment video which was produced by TWP's Regional Sniper Yy4u

Please do not leave your WA here unless you are on, about to go on, or have just returned from, an operation. Any puppet left with WA on it after 2 weeks will be ejected from the region.

Embassies: the West Pacific, Atlantic, Kawaii, Versailles Isle, Yuno, mr money headquarters, The Holy Empire of the Papa John, The Borenzoist Clan, Memes, Altino, Nihon, Pandilla, The Kawaii Lands, Tropical World, Invader, Tropical hawaii, and 8 others.Democracy in West Pacific, The land of pork, ancapistan 2 electric boogaloo, United States of Beggystan, Moonkey Federation, South Lebanon, Tau Psi Rho, and Unhinged and United.

The embassy with ancapistan 2 electric boogaloo is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with United States of Beggystan is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with Unhinged and United is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Medium, Password, Puppet Storage, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Doll Guldur contains 25 nations, the 733rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Economic Output in Doll Guldur

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

As a region, Doll Guldur is ranked 3,254th in the world for Highest Economic Output.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Riders of Stone of CaliburnInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Disinherited”
2.The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical SaboteurIron Fist Consumerists“Mind the Mine, it's Mine!”
3.The Unholy Terrors of Captain BonesIron Fist Consumerists“ARRH!”
4.The Theocracy of RedemptoriaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“God's Will”
5.The Sizzler of Sexy SantaCorrupt Dictatorship“Holy Red Holly Berries”
6.The Jolly of Mediator5Iron Fist Consumerists“Santa Says”
7.The Boozer of Sozzled SantaAuthoritarian Democracy“Cheers!”
8.The Empire of Night CrawlerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Sunflowers out of Hell”
9.The Christmas of Mediator1Iron Fist Consumerists“Giddy Up”
10.The Jolly Roger of Mediator3Father Knows Best State“Puppeteer”

Regional Happenings


Doll Guldur Regional Message Board

Ooh, embassies!

*restocks the bar*

*Drinks himself silly*

*Walks into the great hall, hangs his trusty cutlass and coat on the rack and orders a round for everyone!*

*Raises his pint in the air*
Hail, Medio!
Lord of Doll Guldur!

Yo ho ho!

Arcveir You are most welcome here as an august retired member of TWPAF's dedicated pirate warriors! Whilst you sit in your rocking chair overlooking the fleet anchored in Bones' Bay, you now have the responsibility of keeping a watchful eye out for ne'er-do-wells coming over the horizon :)

*Pays the annual visit to Doll Guldur to inspect the facilities for retired TWPAF pirates. Buys all the faithful warriors a tot of rum.*

restocks the bar and refrigerator

Greetings from Nihon. We are conducting a diplomatic survey with our allied regions on what makes a military campaign successful?. Please honour us with your esteemed choice on our humble report. Feel free to share as it's an open poll.どうぞよろしくお願いします!


Neotanks are a Land Unit. They are significantly more powerful than Medium Tanks, though not as powerful as Megatanks. They can use their main cannon to attack Land and Naval Units, as well as infantries, Battle Copters and Transport Copters with their Machine Gun.

Neotanks are very powerful against almost every ground units, being able to wipe out infantry and weaker vehicles in one hit. Although they are not as strong as Megatanks, Neotanks have several advantages over them. Neotanks can move 50% faster, carry twice the fuel, three times the ammunition, and cost 20% less to build. This makes Neotanks much more effective than Megatanks when deployed in drawn-out battles. With even number however, Neotanks will always lose against Megatanks. Neotanks are also extremely weak against indirect and Bomber attacks, with 2 or 3 barrages usually enough to destroy a Neotank.

Neotanks are extremely expensive to build and can be eliminated by much cheaper indirect units. Their strong attack mustn't be overestimated, as misplacement could cost you a very expensive unit

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*Enjoys an evening with the TWPAF VA in the Bay of Bones Inn*

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