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Governor: The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical Saboteur

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical Saboteur

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Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 289th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 418th Largest Mining Sector: 428th+29
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 432nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 441st Most Subsidized Industry: 495th Most Corrupt Governments: 508th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 597th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 747th Most Devout: 756th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 764th Highest Average Incomes: 817th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 846th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 895th Most Patriotic: 919th Highest Economic Output: 1,074th Most Efficient Economies: 1,499th Most Nations: 1,512th Most Developed: 1,563rd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,605th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,673rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,687th Largest Governments: 1,688th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,737th Nudest: 1,767th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,834th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,998th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,016th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,113th Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,466th Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,716th Largest Retail Industry: 2,726th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Doll Guldur which was refounded by members of The West Pacific Armed Forces on the 26th May, 2017.

Whilst it is appreciated that all of you are either awaiting your next mission or enjoying some rest and recuperation, maybe you would like to add a note to posterity by adding a few pithy or snarky comments on the rmb :) Alternatively, you might enjoy watching this lighthearted, spoof TWPAF recruitment video which was produced by TWP's Regional Sniper Yy4u

If you wish to retire a TWPAF puppet in Doll Guldur, send a message to Cyclical Saboteur and entry will be arranged.

Embassies: the West Pacific, Atlantic, Versailles Isle, Yuno, mr money headquarters, The Holy Empire of the Papa John, The Borenzoist Clan, Memes, Altino, Pandilla, The Kawaii Lands, Tropical World, Invader, Tropical hawaii, Democracy in West Pacific, South Lebanon, and 60 others.Dominion of Alpha Centauri, MARHAENISME for The World, Stahlpakt, The Free West Pacific, Pacifists, The West Pacifica, Army of Freedom, Global Union Consortium, The Apiary, Union of Socialist Totalitarian Nations, Covfefe, Aliados Brasileiros, Democracy for a way of life, The Theriolycanthropic Union, Confederacy of Layem, Empire of Love, Fort annabel, The Plains of Wistow, Aynia, United Fascist, African but Spanish, La Gran Region Comunista Hispanohablante, Merkopa, The Islamic Army, Republic of Genua, Novelveticum, Interim, Viertes Genuan Reich, United Islamic Association, Fascist Solidarity Axis, Fascist Imperium Californiae, Fascists United, German Westphalia, Association of Islamic Nations, Hamas, The Islamic States, The Ztanslandistrian Empire, Novhelvetiko, Die Vereinigte Faschistische Front, Iron Wolf Pact, The Neu Nintenian Empire, League of Basedness, The Steel Imperivm, Hindu Reich, Sycamore Pact, Pinochet, Ariosophy, The New Axis Powers, Coalition of Nations Against Subversion, Soviet People of Vichtander, United Human Imperium, TWP Revolution, west pacific crab sanctuary, CRAB, Anti West Pacific Alliance, Nomic, The End, Weather, The west reject relam, and Algerheaven.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Medium, Password, Puppet Storage, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Doll Guldur contains 12 nations, the 1,512th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Doll Guldur

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

As a region, Doll Guldur is ranked 7,568th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Red Hot Sizzler of Sexy SantaPsychotic Dictatorship“Red Hot Sandra”
2.The Theocracy of RedemptoriaCompulsory Consumerist State“God's Will”
3.The Dominion of ArcveirFather Knows Best State“Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.”
4.The Dynamite Sticks of Cyclical SaboteurPsychotic Dictatorship“Mind the Mine, it's Mine!”
5.The Matriarchy of Ching Shih ShuishouMoralistic Democracy“Sail the Seven Seas”
6.The Republic of WyvernsCapitalist Paradise“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
7.The Poor Peasants of Pinkest PantherMoralistic Democracy“Pink is the New Black”
8.The Boozer of Sozzled SantaAuthoritarian Democracy“Cheers!”
9.The Constitutional Crabery of Captain KrabsIron Fist Consumerists“Walking Sideways”
10.The Holy Riders of Stone of CaliburnIron Fist Consumerists“Disinherited Brains”

Regional Happenings


Doll Guldur Regional Message Board

Picks up all the empties from a heavy night of swigging rum

Glad that little interloping interlude is now over!

Thanks Arcveir for your prompt cleaning-up operation before I arrived on the scene :)

I'm sorry I missed the action!
restocks the bar

Redemptoria wrote:I'm sorry I missed the action!

Redemptoria Better than being MIA!

sweeps up, restocks the bar and snacks

gets the grill ready for the season

Redemptoria wrote:gets the grill ready for the season

*looks for some nuisance nations for our pirates to grill!*

Cyclical Saboteur wrote:*looks for some nuisance nations for our pirates to grill!*


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