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Happy 'Peeps are gross but I ate a whole box of them anyway' Day

Alvero, Clover republic, Alpyrea, Dekks, and 2 othersVenovica, and Maupedonia

Official Government Statement from the Department of Foreign Affairs:

The Commonwealth of Alpyrea, with the cooperation of Silverwings Armaments Corporation, is pleased to announce an impending trade agreement with Cessnia. While we remain concerned about that nation’s apparent impending conflict with Danera, the Department believes that this deal works in the best interests of both the Alpyrean and Cessnian peoples. More details will follow once the final agreement is approved.

(OOC: Edit because copy+paste from Discord was messy with nation tags)

Dankass communes and Cessnia

Happy Matthäus-Passion Time of the Year?

Dankass communes

The CDAC is announcing its intention to sit back and watch this squabble with lots of popcorn and lasang flavored Sprunk.

Go kick some medieval booty to Daneran forces!

- First Speaker Cyara

Alpyrea and Propatria

Dankass communes wrote:The CDAC is announcing its intention to sit back and watch this squabble with lots of popcorn and lasang flavored Sprunk.

Go kick some medieval booty to Daneran forces!

- First Speaker Cyara

Propatrian government officials wanna know if the CDAC is free so they can come over and have a watch party. Also, we will bet money on Danera to win, if the CDAC accepts that wager.

Dankass communes

Propatria wrote:

Propatrian government officials wanna know if the CDAC is free so they can come over and have a watch party. Also, we will bet money on Danera to win, if the CDAC accepts that wager.

Wat? No no no, I don't have any money, leave me alone.

- First Speaker Cyara

Alpyrea and Utopia novas

Post self-deleted by Propatria.

Post self-deleted by Propatria.

So, the voting has started!

Make sure to get out and vote! ( preferably for me:) )

Good luck to everyone who is running for a position, and may the best candidates win.

Alpyrea, Dankass communes, and Propatria

it is currently real election hours

Alpyrea

So Congress! With the elections ongoing, and the MoDA election having a primary, we've got a problem! The primary will last 7 days, and the actual election just 2! If this wasn't bad enough, those two days are Monday and Tuesday! I'm hoping to get cabinet to vote in favor of starting a referendum to extend the MoDA election so that the final may also be seven days, allowing folks who may not be able to get on on Monday and Tuesday to still be able to vote. As there is no precedence to something like this, I'm wanting cabinet support to start the emergency referendum which will ask for Congress' supermajority to extend the election (Supermajority because the election going past 1 May is a breach of the Charter)

This will be a one time thing and is to ensure the election is inclusive and allows everyone to be in. If there's support for the idea, Cabinet will vote to start the referendum and Congress will vote to extend the MoDA election. Thoughts, everyone?

Oh, and if you like this idea, please Like/Heart it for support. A few cabinet ministers only wanna do it if they know there's support for it.

Wu wei shan, Taigaria, Alpyrea, Venovica, and 2 othersPropatria, and The new liberated california

I am running to become your next DSA president, In my platform I have outlined my experience and my vision towards next term: page=dispatch/id=1200206
http://thedsa.proboards.com/thread/323/dekks-dsa-president

Announcement from the Ministry of Justice:

124mm10 has, by the ruling of Special High Judge Ratateague, been expelled from the region. This is just an announcement, the actual expulsion is to come. The ruling is below.

Many forms of harassment are done in a joking/teasing manner, and even when it may not be intended to be malicious, much like other forms of harassment it is still taken as abuse by its recipient. Assuming that 124mm10 is telling the truth in his defense, that form of joking/teasing was still in a borderline, grey area that requires a great level of discretion that was clearly not used.
Combined with his general behavior, I do not believe this to be an exception, but rather his standard conduct. Others establish in the second charge that he is typically aggressive in regular conversation and lacks restraint. I myself have witnessed this in voice chat: shouting down others who disagree with him.
Overall, I agree with the sentiments in the document provided.

Dankass communes, Somalidania, and The new liberated california

Copied from the discord:
Today at 7:13 American Central Time
Slotherian BARG Streamer Samurai explains Cessnia-Danera relation to Slotheria while playing BARG “Hey guys, it’s ya boi, Samurai, And today we’re talking about the Cessnia-Daneran conflict. Basically, Danera, our allies since the days of the UES, has entered into war with Cessnia as protest of their monarchy. So, what’s the role of Slotheria in this matter? Well, according to the Edwin Starr Articles, Slotheria may not; Support a monarchy, though they can support individual nations with a constitutional monarchy. Intervene in foreign affairs unless to deal with fascism, potential fascism, or Classism. Invalidate a campaign to remove a monarchy in favor of a more classless society. So, because of all of that, the Parliament and Advisory Boards have jointly decided to send the entirety of the militia to Danera to assist them in the war against barbarism and classism. Thi-“Shoots guy “you f***t” “The f did you say to me, you little sh?” [forced high-pitch laughter] “How are you not in f** school? You kiss your mother with that mouth? It's called you kiss your mother with that f** mouth? Huh? Huh?” [high-pitch laughter] “Because the f* youth of” [unintelligible screaming]. “You shut up when I'm talking to you, you shut your mouth!”

Comrades,
Here's why you should vote for me as Minister of Justice.
I was a cabinet aide to the Ministry of Domestic affairs and the Ministry of Justice, and am currently serving as interim Minister of Justice following the Cabinet Crisis.
As interim MoJ, I was responsible for the expulsion of 124mm10 and the departure of Cheeseworld, who left because of an ongoing investigation into him. These two nations made the DSA a more toxic place, and now that they aren't here, many victims of their harassment and toxicity feel safer. If I'm elected to the position, I will continue to be harsh on the needless insults and aggressiveness that has permeated the DSA as of late. I also want to significantly devolve Cabinet powers to either Congress or a mod team, because too much power rests in the Cabinet's hands right now. I am also working on legislation for declassifying the #closed-door-cabinet channel, because it being locked has only deepened the divide between Minister and Resident. One of my top priorities if elected will be to create an anonymous reporting form so people can give me tips secretly, as the cases against 124mm10 and Cheeseworld specifically were brought to me by a third party, as the direct victims didn't feel comfortable telling me that the harassment had occurred, especially when the perpetrator was a sitting Minister.
I hope this has convinced you to vote for me, if not, my competition is highly qualified and will do a great job.

- Propatria, interim MoJ

Official Government Statement from the Department of Foreign Affairs:

We are pleased to announce that the initial export of military equipment and arms to Cessnia has now commenced under the terms of the trade agreement announced on Monday. Escort ships will accompany the first shipment and any following until it reaches the boundary of Alpyrea’s Exclusive Economic Zone, 200 nautical miles from shore. Escort ships will then await the initial import shipment of mineral resources as agreed to. We look forwards to continued cooperation between our nations in these difficult times.

Cessnia

DSA Event

We are approaching May 1st. This is also known as May Day, a celebration of nature and such. With it, we will be continuing last year’s event of electing the May Queen, the personification of the May Day holiday, springtime, and summertime, as well as a pretty swanky title to hold for the holiday. Traditionally, a May queen is selected from a group of 13 upward girls and is expected to lead the May Day events. However, that's not in the budget and there are not that many girls in the region, so instead, anyone can be the May Queen.

How It Will Work

Over the next 4 days (end on 27th), DM me saying you want to join the race. Then there will be a voting period where residents of the DSA get to vote on who should be the 2nd DSA May Queen!

This is only open to residents, however.

Alpyrea

Slotheria wrote:Copied from the discord:
Today at 7:13 American Central Time
Slotherian BARG Streamer Samurai explains Cessnia-Danera relation to Slotheria while playing BARG “Hey guys, it’s ya boi, Samurai, And today we’re talking about the Cessnia-Daneran conflict. Basically, Danera, our allies since the days of the UES, has entered into war with Cessnia as protest of their monarchy. So, what’s the role of Slotheria in this matter? Well, according to the Edwin Starr Articles, Slotheria may not; Support a monarchy, though they can support individual nations with a constitutional monarchy. Intervene in foreign affairs unless to deal with fascism, potential fascism, or Classism. Invalidate a campaign to remove a monarchy in favor of a more classless society. So, because of all of that, the Parliament and Advisory Boards have jointly decided to send the entirety of the militia to Danera to assist them in the war against barbarism and classism. Thi-“Shoots guy “you f***t” “The f did you say to me, you little sh?” [forced high-pitch laughter] “How are you not in f** school? You kiss your mother with that mouth? It's called you kiss your mother with that f** mouth? Huh? Huh?” [high-pitch laughter] “Because the f* youth of” [unintelligible screaming]. “You shut up when I'm talking to you, you shut your mouth!”

Sounds oddly familiar...

Cessnia, Venovica, and Slotheria

Cuscatlan

Everyone we have an announcement tomake, OPALALAND WENT OOF.
Thank you.

Venovica and Fleur de la mar

Winter is coming.

Utopia novas

Our regional founder Opala land has Ceased To Exist, this means that their nation and account doesn't exist anymore. This doesn't affect the functioning of the DSA since Opala was not legally allowed to use much of their powers and wasn't very active, it does however mean that the DSA is theoretically more open to raiders. Do not worry though since we are still very safe, the DSA is a large region with alot of allies, and the Congress, Cabinet and The Red Fleet which defends the DSA from raiders have all been made aware of this.

Wu wei shan

Residents;

Do not worry about Opalaland CTEing. I have plenty of endorsements so a raid is unlikely to work. Alongside that, we have The Red Fleet, the military wing of NSLeft coming in to help us as well in case a raid is attempted. You do not need to worry.

Gallifrax, Celle franca, Alvero, Ubertas, and 8 othersAlpyrea, Dekks, Dankass communes, Picci central command, Venovica, Appaloosa, Propatria, and The new liberated california

To help ensure security please endorse our WAD Student Loan Debt.

Wu wei shan, Celle franca, Alpyrea, and Dekks

Dankass communes

Still, it never hurts to be prepared, so mass endorse student to buff out our defenses

Celle franca, Alpyrea, Dekks, and Propatria

Also, endorse all regional officers to increase their influence.

Ratateague, Celle franca, Alvero, Alpyrea, and 3 othersDekks, Dankass communes, and Venovica

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