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New map update. Enjoy.

Current Map of Crassia
Regional Cartographer: Janusus

Additional Information:
Continent Names:
Eastern Continent: Dominia
Northwestern Continent:
Southwestern Continent:


Adding a Nation to the Map

Firstly, landmass has been altered in the past in order to better accommodate nations, so feel free to consult with Janusus if you have changes in mind in this area.

The following would be nice things to know about your nation in order to add it to the map. Please telegram Janusus or The Dolphin Isles with this information whenever you wish and Janusus or The Dolphin Isles will show you what Janusus made for you and await your approval prior to actually implementing it into the final map.

  1. Location
    (requirement)This is something that Janusus needs to know in order to put your nation on the map. It doesn’t have to be that detailed. You can paint a circle over an area that you want on the map or just tell them around where you want it and they will use this information to find a suitable place for your nation. Please note that borders will be malleable on this map and thus, you may claim land that may already be owned by someone else. Of course, this change in borders must be accepted by all parties involved and would either result in a simple border shift or the whole shrinkage of another nation’s borders. In order to accommodate the space for the new nation.

  2. Size
    (requirement) This will already be covered if you outline your nation like mentioned in the location requirement. If you do not provide an outline, either say about how long you wish your nation to be when you describe it. This doesn’t have to be a detailed description. Even “large” or “small” would be good enough. Excessively large claims will be requested to downsize partially prior to them being if it is deemed that their claim is too large and obtrusive towards other players (this shouldn’t be an issue unless someone says something silly like they own 90% of the main continent).

  3. Political Map Color
    (Not a requirement) This is just a question based on what color you want your nation to have in the political map. Please try to differentiate your color from those of your soon-to-be neighbor nations to help aid map clarity and readability.

The imgur link to the map without labels can be found Linkhere.


The most direct way to be added to the map is to send a telegram to Janusus. However, you can also send a telegram to me, The Dolphin Isles, and I will alert and inform them. Sending a telegram with us as both as the recipients is also allowed. This dispatch is meant to be a temporary map dispatch until a more proper one can be made.

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The Golgothian Trade Ministry is proud to announce that a new trade deal has been struck with Janusus. Golgothian merchants will be selling significant quantities of their tobacco products (cigarettes, cigars, and other nicotine-delivering items), as well as a number of books, mainly philosophical, political, and literary.

In exchange, Golgothia will be purchasing comparable quantities of fine Janususian gin. Gin is the second most popular drink in Golgothia (after vodka), and Golgothian alcohol connoisseurs are already expressing excitement about the impending wider availability of gin varieties which have hitherto been difficult or impossible to obtain domestically.

To inaugurate and celebrate this agreement, Aleksandr Petrovitch, head of the department of philosophy at the University of Ilyagrad, will be giving a lecture series based on his work Liberty and Monarchism: The Paradox of Benevolent Tyranny in the Janususian capital of Libertas.

In addition, Janusuian master distiller Wolfgang Mansfield, of the Mansfield Brothers Distillery, will be hosting a series of gin tastings for Golgothian connoisseurs and gin enthusiasts in Ilyagrad.

The Golgothian Trade Ministry celebrates this agreement and extends its thanks to its counterparts in Janusus, and we expect the agreement will be to the mutual prosperity of each nation.

Little news has come from the internal wars going on inside of New Atkins.

Today it was confirmed that the Cream Sauce capital, Bruma, has fallen to New Atkins forces. The New Atkins Army caught the city in a pincer attack as New Atkins forces from both Faronnia and New Atkins proper converged on the city. While Cream Sauce forces put up a fierce resistance, they were simply outnumbered and outgunned by the New Atkins force.

As Atkins forces began patrolling the streets and reestablishing control over the city, they detonated the Cathedral of Talos, the symbol of Bruma and of the Creamsauciology faith. Historians have lamented the destruction of a Crassian cultural icon, and a building of such historical focus. The destruction of the cathedral enraged the Bruma populace, and sparked large riots throughout the city. Several Blackshirt militia were scattered in the riots to add to their effective chaos, and the New Atkins military has, for now, suppressed the riots and imposed a strict martial law. The atmosphere in the city remains tense however.

The current whereabouts of Chris Cormack are unknown, however since the New Atkins Empire has yet to release any statement regarding his capture or death, it is likely the Cream Sauce leader remains at large. Many of the Blackshirts have escaped further south into Cream Sauce, where there is more popular support for the Cream Sauce forces. While New Atkins forces are no doubt eager to pursue, they are still surrounded by Faronnia and Beregon, and in Castannic various holdouts have begun to form, especially in the wake of the Blackwell Declaration from Faronnia’s leader.

For now the conflict in New Atkins continues, and casualty numbers continue to rise.

The western seashore of Foledonia glistens in the morning sun. The Emperor mills around on a stage overlooking the beach. The Island of Foland can be seen in the distance.

The Emperor taps the microphone in his hand and clears his throat.

"Good morning everyone," he began, "I'm glad that you could join me today for this monumental occasion. I'm proud to announce that negotiations with Janusus have culminated in a mutually beneficial agreement to build the very first transcontinental train and highway system. Welcome to the starting point for the Sabre Sea Transit System."

The crowd gave a modest applause.

"The highway and rail will run side by side on an elevated platform spanning between Janusus and Foledonia proper and two different islands. The highway will consist of two, one-way, four lane roads with a speed limit of 65 mph or 105 kph. There will also be two train tracks sandwiched in between the highways. The final projected cost sits at roughly eighteen billion drakens but we have assumed an overstated cost of thirty five billion. Of course, Janusus has agreed to help shoulder an equal share of the cost and construction responsibility. It's projected that roughly 102,000 residents will need to be displaced in order to complete the construction, which is unfortunate of course. We hoped to minimize this number further but due to terrain constrictions, we were unable to avoid some residential housing. Therefore, in addition to fair compensation for the relocation of displaced families, any unspent funds following the conclusion of the construction will be divvied up among the displaced."

With that, the Emperor thanked the clapping crowd and shook the hand of the construction foreman standing nearby. He took a pickaxe from the man and swung it into the hard-packed soil to signify the beginning of the construction.

New map update everyone. Enjoy responsibly.

Current Map of Crassia
Regional Cartographer: Janusus

Additional Information:
Continent Names:
Eastern Continent: Dominia
Northwestern Continent:
Southwestern Continent:


Adding a Nation to the Map

Firstly, landmass has been altered in the past in order to better accommodate nations, so feel free to consult with Janusus if you have changes in mind in this area.

The following would be nice things to know about your nation in order to add it to the map. Please telegram Janusus or The Dolphin Isles with this information whenever you wish and Janusus or The Dolphin Isles will show you what Janusus made for you and await your approval prior to actually implementing it into the final map.

  1. Location
    (requirement)This is something that Janusus needs to know in order to put your nation on the map. It doesn’t have to be that detailed. You can paint a circle over an area that you want on the map or just tell them around where you want it and they will use this information to find a suitable place for your nation. Please note that borders will be malleable on this map and thus, you may claim land that may already be owned by someone else. Of course, this change in borders must be accepted by all parties involved and would either result in a simple border shift or the whole shrinkage of another nation’s borders. In order to accommodate the space for the new nation.

  2. Size
    (requirement) This will already be covered if you outline your nation like mentioned in the location requirement. If you do not provide an outline, either say about how long you wish your nation to be when you describe it. This doesn’t have to be a detailed description. Even “large” or “small” would be good enough. Excessively large claims will be requested to downsize partially prior to them being if it is deemed that their claim is too large and obtrusive towards other players (this shouldn’t be an issue unless someone says something silly like they own 90% of the main continent).

  3. Political Map Color
    (Not a requirement) This is just a question based on what color you want your nation to have in the political map. Please try to differentiate your color from those of your soon-to-be neighbor nations to help aid map clarity and readability.

The imgur link to the map without labels can be found Linkhere.


The most direct way to be added to the map is to send a telegram to Janusus. However, you can also send a telegram to me, The Dolphin Isles, and I will alert and inform them. Sending a telegram with us as both as the recipients is also allowed. This dispatch is meant to be a temporary map dispatch until a more proper one can be made.

Read factbook

Post self-deleted by Cream Sauce.

Emboldened by the capture of Bruma, Atkins forces moved into Beregon today. Fighting has broken out in various areas of the border, but the Beregonian forces have been preparing for quite some time.

In Faronnia, the rebels are consistently pushing Atkins forces further and further into the countryside.

In Cream Sauce, rebel ANI forces have been tenaciously harassing Atkins forces in the countryside, and though Atkins controls Bruma there are still attacks on Atkins personnel and material.

In Castannica, the slave revolt continues to grow, and there are rumors of Faronnian commandos assisting them.

The internal war in Atkins rages everywhere, and it remains to see if Atkins can maintain its early momentum.

“Hello and welcome to Coyote News. Tonight we have several exciting stories but first we bring you to the live broadcast of the Multinational Law Enforcement Program ceremony.”

President Jack Ryan walks out onto the stage that was set up in front of the MLEP HQ building and stands behind a podium. Beside him are the heads of state from the other signatories of the program: Queen Atifa Zerfas of The Dolphin Isles, Emperor Katsura Noboru from Great Coalition, and Patrick Argyle of Ionona. Jack begins to speak.

"Today the leaders of these great nations agree to form an international law enforcement agency. The goal of this agency is to promote international cooperation and to bring the current rise in international crime to a halt. The proud men and women that were picked for this program are the best in their fields and represent the best law enforcement officers each nation has to contribute. The combined investigative and enforcement capabilities of this program will bring piracy down and choke out the drugs piracy brought in. Our nations will grow closer over the coming months and years this program runs and improves our individual policing capabilities.”

A roar of applause comes from the crowd as Jack signs the treaty. One by one the other leaders sign the treaty as well. The broadcast cuts back to the newsroom.

“And with that the MLEP is officially created as a joint effort between our neighbors. And now for your local weather.”

Mission Statement
The Parties to this Treaty reaffirm their faith in the purposes in the governments of member nations and their desire to live in peace with all peoples and all other governments.
They are determined to safeguard the freedom, common heritage and civilisation of their peoples and governments. They seek to promote stability and well-being in Crassia.
They are resolved to unite their efforts for collective law enforcement and for the preservation of peace and security. They therefore agree to this MLEP treaty:

Article I
All members of this treaty shall commit a predetermined portion of their law enforcement force to the MLEP Council. These forces will be comprised of law enforcement specialists of their respective nations. The amount of fighting force that is required each year to be lent will be determined by the MLEP Council on a 2 year basis.

Article II
All members of this treaty shall commit a membership fee to the MLEP Council annually. This fee will pay for MLEP expenditures. This fee shall be adjusted by the council on a 2 year basis.

Article III
The MLEP Council shall be headed by the MLEP committee. This group shall be comprised of 3 representatives from each member nation. A majority vote greater than 50% of nation representatives is required for administrative changes. In cases where more than one option is available, a preferential voting system is used. The council also has the power to appoint generals and commanding officers in the MLEP Task Force.

Article IV
All member nations have access to the resources in MLEP. In order to make a request for action, a member nation may send a telegram requesting assistance to the MLEP headquarters (Location to be determined before final signatures.).

Article V
All MLEP decisions may be appealed to the MLEP Committee for a vote by its representatives.

Article VI
All operatives under the jurisdiction of the MLEP Task Force shall attempt to abide by all international laws and the laws of the nations that they are within at the time.

Article VII
Operatives that violate Article VI shall be put before a trial arranged by the MLEP Committee to ascertain if the violating action was committed with malice or with prior knowledge of the law(s) that have/has been violated. If either of these is proven true, the operative may be sent to the judicial system of the member country where the crime was committed or the judicial system of his or her home nation.

Article VIII
Member nations may leave MLEP at any time as long as they give 1 month (3 days in real/OOC time) notice to the MLEP headquarters. No nation may be expelled from the program unless it has violated one of the articles. If this is committed, the nation's membership status will be brought under review by the MLEP Committee with a vote of at least 75% in favor of expulsion required to expel the accused nation.

Article IX
The MLEP Council and it's member countries shall attempt to have no bias regarding the deployment of MLEP forces. MLEP forces shall be deployed to the locations where they are needed most to perform security or humanitarian activities.

Article X
All MLEP member nations shall allow MLEP personnel within their borders with little to no delay even without the prior consent of the member nation that is being entered. All member nations shall also allow MLEP personnel be in possession of any items that they require even if these items, such as firearms, are banned or regulated within the country that the personnel are operating in. This is the only exception to Article VI.

Article XI
This Treaty shall be ratified and its provisions carried out by the parties in accordance with their respective governmental and administrative processes. The instruments of ratification shall be deposited as soon as possible with the Governments of the Nation for Mutual Security and/or The Dolphin Isles. Following a review process, the entrant country shall be inducted into the treaty or rejected. Member nations shall be informed of new entrants into the program.

Article XII
This Treaty shall be deposited in the archives of the Government of Nation for Mutual Security. Duly certified copies will be transmitted by that Government to the Governments of other signatories.

Article XIII
The MLEP Task Force may not be called upon to perform a law enforcement action within a non member state unless an appeal from a from a non member nation for the operation has reached a unanimous, 100%, yes vote in the MLEP Committee. Other than this exception, MLEP forces may be called upon for any situation ranging from law enforcement to counter-terrorist operations and hostage rescue operations to humanitarian aid operations and search and rescue operations.

Implementation Date
This treaty was first initiated on 6th Month of 2019 by founding members The Dolphin Isles, Nation for Mutual Security, Great Coalition, and Ionona.

Member Nations
The Dolphin Isles
Nation for Mutual Security
Great Coalition
Ionona

Current Member Requirements
1) $5,000,000 per fiscal year (membership dues)
2) 50 personnel prepared for international operations (MLEP Task Force)
3) 3 representatives (MLEP Council)

Current Size of MLEP Task Force Contributions
250 Maritime Gendarmerie (The Dolphin Isles)
500 FIS Agents (Nation for Mutual Security)
25 SAINT Operators (Nation for Mutual Security)
500 SWAT (Great Coalition)
50 HRT (Great Coalition)
350 Internal Investigation Agency Officers - IIA - (Ionona)
50 Internal Special Tactics and Investigation Agents - ISTI - (Ionona)

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With the situation in Crossbell City finally under control, the Trade Union elections have finally been able to occur.

This election will determine which syndicalist faction will have the most power in the implementation of their interpretation of syndicalism in the nation.

At the forefront is of course the Traditional Syndicalists who run on a platform based around trade unions wielding power to protect the common working citizen.

Next is the Radical Socialists who call for less emphasis on trade unions and more on the establishment of a welfare state which gives citizens more freedom. This has been described as being closer to traditional communism than syndicalism.

Finally there are the totalists, a faction which has been attacked by traditional syndicalists and radical socialists as reactionary and counter-revolutionary. Totalism espouses the conglomeration of industry under the control of the state so that it can provide for the people. It is also more militaristic in nature, and there are worries that such aggressiveness could lead to a confrontation with Le Meme Danke.

The results of the election are expected to be announced tomorrow at 11 PM

"Valeriy! Where did you put the last bag of cash?"

"Roman, how many times have I told you. It's under the false floor in the head. I had to hide it from the new guy. He's a bit, young to be trusted near a bag of cash."

"You're right. I'll take this to the main deck. The rebels will be here soon."

"What about the cocain?"

"They aren't going to NFMS. The next ship is."

"Then what's the cash for?"

"It's a gift. Did you not read the mission briefing packet."

"You know I don't read those."

"Just get the bags ready."

The results of the Crossbell Trade Union elections are in. The Syndicalists have achieved an overwhelming majority, and Ishikawa Shinomiya has taken the position of Chairman of Crossbell.

This result signifies the continuing policy of Crossbell to support trade and labor unions, a brand of socialism that is unique in comparison to traditionally communist nations such as Ishlomekia.

Ever since the fall of Bruma, Cream Sauce forces have been slowly retreating further into the more rural southern region of Cream Sauce. This ended as they arrived en masse around the city of Isonzo, with many volunteer reinforcements pouring in as well.

In a series of twelve battles around Isonzo, the Cream Sauce forces managed to hold and repel the Atkins forces. Three of the battles were a draw, while three were an Atkins victory and six were a Cream Sauce victory. The Atkins forces will no doubt have to regroup and plan a more thorough offensive in the Isonzo area, while the victory has provided Cream Sauce forces with a much needed boost in morale.

Blackshirts could be heard singing “Shout Shout the Battle Cry of Freedom” in the streets and in the field, while Chris Cormack gave a fiery speech praising the “brave patriots of Cream Sauce”, and personally handed out medals to 20 individual soldiers. He also announced the official formation of the Cream Sauce Armed Forces, which has elevated the Blackshirts from an informal political paramilitary to a legitimate (depending on who you ask) military force.

The victory at Isonzo has seen the division of Cream Sauce roughly in half, with Atkins forces controlling the north and Cream Sauce forces controlling the south.

After Isonzo the newly christened Cream Sauce Army has been able to win several victories against Atkins forces in the region.

In particular distinction are units of volunteers from the nation of Longhornium, an ex-province of Atkins that obtained its independence quite some time ago. Longhornium and Cream Sauce share numerous cultural ties, leading Longhorns to travel to Cream Sauce and volunteer in the fight against the Atkins Empire.

One particular unit of Longhornium volunteers, which is all female, has proven especially effective at combatting Atkins forces. Christopher Cormack invited them into the temporary capitol building at Isonzo, and awarded each of them medals for their service to Cream Sauce.

The nation of Meatton would like to be open with our neighbors and let them know that a new oracle has been picked by the holy M&M jar. The new oracle is a self proclaimed wizard and has add some much needed spice to Meatton. We also want other nations to know what kind of projects we are working on as well with first off Land development, Marine travel ( we have hit a brick wall in development with this), Necromancy, Bipedal Weapon development, and Gardening ( it has gotten a little bit greener in Slaughterville).

The Consul’s Palace
Libertas, New Rijkland Commonwealth, Janusus
7:00 UTC

The executive’s office within the Consul’s Palace was vibrantly lit via two large and opulent stained-glass windows, lending to the room an almost church-like aura as the sun rose in the morning. It was in here that the office’s owner and his Head of Intelligence discussed critical international affairs.

“So, have the gifts from the anonymous benefactor safely arrived at their destination?”

“Yes, and the pasta makers will be thrilled to have the added support after the stand-still they fought to at the Isonzo. I’ve included specifics about what occurred during the transaction in my written report. We’re now turning our efforts towards a second, larger, shipment and then a continuous stream of moderately-sized drop-offs from that point onward on a monthly basis. For this next one, I’ll be personally overseeing the event to make sure it goes smoothly.”

“Good, that’ll be all for now then. We’ll speak again once you’ve returned from Atkins. Tell my secretary to come in on your way out, if you would. We have some personal matters that need to be discussed.”

“Of course, which particular secretary did you mean, sir?”

“The one with morning sickness and a poorly hidden baby bump.”

“Ah, Erika then. Very well, I’l- “

Just then, as their conversation had concluded, a ruckus had presented itself when a sharply dressed older gentleman stormed his way into the office, shoving past guard and secretary alike.

“SIR, YOU CAN’T GO IN THE- “

“Quiet yourself, boy! You forget your station. I’ll proceed wherever I damn well please on property owned by my family’s estate.”

Having satisfactorily disarmed the guard with his words and a wave of his bejeweled cane, and having fully entered the office, the older fellow turned to the Consul, raising his voice.

“YOU! JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!?!? SPENDING PUBLIC MONEY ON FOREIGN AFFAIRS!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?! AN INTERNATIONAL HIGHWAY NO LESS! IT’S DISGRACEFUL, AND IT’S NEVER THE WAY WE’VE DONE THINGS HERE! THE GALL YOU HAVE!”

Ignoring the man that had barged in for a moment, and having finished their prior encounter, the Consul and King Dice nodded at one another as the international man of mystery left the office post haste, requesting the presence of the golden-headed secretary on the Consul’s behalf as he left. Only then did the Consul turn his attention to the sexagenarian that had just yelled directly at him.

“Good morning to you too, Uncle Otto. You seem upset, would you like a coffee, maybe a biscuit? I had Viktoriya run to the local farmers’ market this morning and pick up some of the most delicious clotted cream that I’ve ever had. You simply must try it!”

Still irritated, yet noticeably much calmer, Otto Van Rijksman, former and final democratically-elected Republican Governor of Janusus, gritted his teeth and stared at his nephew with an intensity akin to that of a murderer to his victim, when the Consul spoke again.

“Alright then, I’ll ask. Is something the matter Uncle?”

“You know very well what the answer to that question is. Everything you’ve been doing with our nation has been a complete misstep and near abandonment of our founding ideals. I’ve been vocal since you abandoned our democracy and concentrated all governmental power into your own hands, and these new foreign entanglements with dictators, despots, and rebels have just reinforced my views. I’m urging you, once again, give up your position, give the vote back to the people, and let us return to business as usual.”

“Why? So the perpetual tug of war between the Libertarians and the Liberals can commence again? So the same set of dinosaur-aged politicians can continue their never-ending re-election campaigns while nothing gets done? So the people can argue over what rights of each other’s they’d like some political opportunist to campaign on infringing? I think not. I’ve improved the state and the nation with the changes I’ve made, and I will continue to do so with the changes I intend to make in the future. And another thing…”

Entering the room to a point solidly outside the immediate attention of the two large men, each towering over her small five-and-a-half-foot frame, Erika, the Consul’s secretary and first cousin, waited to be addressed by either of them once they had finished their heated discussion of the finer points of Janususian politics.

“…HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT!?!? IT’S LIKE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT THE TERM LIBERTY MEANS! DEAR GOD! WHERE DID MY SISTER GO WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!”

“DON’T BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS! GOD, YOU CAN BE SUCH AN ASS WHEN- you know what? I don’t have time for this. I have an important matter to attend to, and it’s standing right behind you.”

“DO NOT TRY TO DEFLECT THIS CONVERSATION ELSEWHERE NEPHE- “

“Calm yourself, you’ll probably be concerned about this too, uncle. Erika, how have you been this morning? Well, I trust?”

Finally, having been recognized, the woman nervously responds.

“U-uh, fine as u-usual. W-why do you ask, cousin? Also, h-hello Uncle Otto, how have things been with you?”

“Hello Erika, dear! Things are going swimmingly, save for all of this governmental non-sense that is. I’m glad you asked! I see things are going well for you too. How are your mother and father? Still going strong I presume? You really never could keep those two do- “

“Yes, yes, yes, I’m sure the folks are all doing great. Now, to the matter at hand. I asked, cousin, because you are very clearly trying to hide the fact that you’re pregnant, and if what King Dice has told me is true, the father of that child is one of the most powerful men in the entire region, and that fetus’ very existence could be at the root of some very tense political matters later on down the line. Because of this, I’m going to very carefully tell you how this is going to work from here on out to insure the best possible result from this potential quagmire that you’ve forced all of us into…”

The Battles of Isonzo in Cream Sauce had ramifications in Faronnia as well.

Faronnia had been steadily pushing Atkins troops southward, and their morale had been decreasing with each passing day. After Isonzo, the Atkins forces found themselves cut off from their supply lines. Deep within hostile territory, and with nowhere to run and no supply or reinforcements coming, Atkins forces in Faronnia surrendered.

This makes Faronnia the first of the Atkins breakaway nations to achieve complete and total independence. The streets of various Faronnian cities were filled with citizens waving the green flag of Faronnia, and singing Farronians Never Die. Many a citizen fired their rifles (of which there are many in Faronnia) into the air, and drinking was rampant all over the place.

The police and military were out to maintain order, but they were lax as many of them engaged in the festivities too. With the war outside of Faronnias borders, many question what course of action the Blackwell government will pursue, but for now the Faronnians are in a time of celebration.

To the Nations of Dominia and the southern continent

In order to christen the naming of our new eastern continent, the Tzar of Golgothia humbly invited any nation of the continent to a banquet, to be held a week from today, of celebration and inauguration.

In addition, we extend this offer to any nation of our neighbors on the southern continent, both as a show of brotherhood and as an opportunity to come together with nations of Dominia to name the sea that intervenes between our two continents.

We look forward to your attendance and promise the greatest luxuries Golgothia has to offer.

A slave revolt has been occurring across the crumbling nation of New Atkins for quite some time, however today marks a significant event in the southernmost Atkins province of Castannica.

The slave revolt has grown to such a size that it now controls a chunk of territory that is mostly along the border of New Foledonia. Today Dembe Gerrera, who has now arrived in Castannica (it is assumed with the assistance of Faronnian commandos) has officially declared a Castannic State, and has declared that he will not rest until all Castannics are free, and the Atkins Empire destroyed.

Faronnia was quick to recognize the new state, and it is believed that they are funneling supplies as well as volunteers to Castannica as Faronnia is still at war with New Atkins.

This development was met with immediate criticism from New Atkins, however it is clear that the Empire is in a dire crisis.

The great nation of Meatton would like to warn nations who traded between our waters. Their are in simple term their are a MowHawk Night elf amount of pirates and we of Meatton know the best way to get around them. By going through us you are safe and can delver your goods on time and even stop by our theme parks. PLEASE STOP BY AT OUR THEME PARKS WE SPEND TO MUCH WITH LITTLE RETURN.

The nation of Meatton has noticed a Larry David bathroom scene sound amount of information that the pirates are moving toward The City State of Crossbell. We have in turn send out best Swan boats and the glorious MEATKING to protect them. The City State of Crossbell has nothing to worry with our help.

Ishlomekia warns the “Swan Boat Armada” of Meatton to stand down. The Ishlomekian Saber Rattling Sea Fleet has been mobilized in response to the Meattonese provocations. Meatton has 12 hours to stand down or face naval combat. If the fleet enters Crossbell’s territorial waters, the Ishlomekian fleet will engage.

Crossbell assures the nation of Meatton that it does not need assistance in repelling any pirate activity. If Meatton attempts to enter Crossbell by force then the Crossbell Red Guardian Force will have no choice but yo respond in kind.

The nation of Meatton is just trying to prevent one nation from being harmed but the nation of Ishlomekia threatens us? Maybe these pirates are that of Ishlomekia own? We will intercept the pirates out of The City State of Crossbell waters but can not say for sure if none will get past.

If Meatton can catch real “pirate ships,” then the Ishlomekian Navy will stand down. Any attack on Crossbellian passenger and merchant vessels will still warrant an intervention by the Saber Rattling Fleet.

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