by Max Barry

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Most Nations: 648th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,221st Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,387th
World Factbook Entry

This are the CSA. So, what is the CSA?

Itís the rat race and the rats are winning. The corporate, soulless rats of America!

Today, more than 80% of workers are said to be dissatisfied with their job or company.

With a private industry workforce of over 107 million, something is seriously wrong in CSA when 85 million workers are unhappy to the point of jumping ship or off a building.

The Corporate States of America are run in the final analysis to lose everything for all participants. Look at the freaking world. It's gone to HELL!

They'll take your self respect and your remaining time. Which in the end are the most valuable things you have.

Do you keep worshiping these soulless rats, America? ...Or perhaps make some better choices tomorrow?

Embassies: Democracy, Christian Right, Black Angel Legion, Excelsior, XANADU, THE ROMAN COALITION, THE GUN CLUB, Greater Germany, The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, New India, ROBOTS, Ivy League, Moneylania, BENEVOLENT EMPIRE, Amazon, Donald Trump Land, and 2 others.Corporate Isles, and Dominions.

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Corporate States of America contains 25 nations, the 648th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Agricultural Sector in Corporate States of America

World Census bean-counters on horseback guided herds of cattle to slaughter in order to determine which nations have the largest agricultural sectors.

As a region, Corporate States of America is ranked 11,215th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Uday and Qusay Mgmt Slayings of H0me Desp0tCorporate Police State“If you can invade it, we can help!”
2.The Esophageal Pringle Canning of Prescott PharmaceuticalsCorporate Police State“We never test on animals... or anything else! ©”
3.The Braindead Business Decisions of Logo FailCompulsory Consumerist State“Safe logo-ectomies are your only practical solution”
4.The Brain Hungering Customers of Zombie BurgerCompulsory Consumerist State“Where's the Grief?”
5.The Bombs Away Curtis LeMay Plan of IHOP Strategic Air CommandIron Fist Consumerists“Das Waffel SS must be utterly destroyed!”
6.The Republic of The Corporate UnionCompulsory Consumerist State“Delivering Your Profits”
7.The Stressed Out Oppressed Peeps of Michaels Arts and CraftsCorporate Police State“Where creativity in keeping wages down happens!”
8.The Stumped for Trump Flatulence of Bigot BoysCorporate Police State“Sponsors of Rushbo's AM Radio Hatefeast”
9.The Foreclosing Blood Suckers of Bank of AmericaIron Fist Consumerists“If you have to ask, then you can't afford it”
10.The Shady Business Dealings of AXE CapitalFather Knows Best State“Pedicabo totidemque mulieres possis”

Regional Happenings


Corporate States of America Regional Message Board

Roseanne Fabrics wrote:He's never worked! He just stands there.

Must be union member.

Damn, this place is nicely weird.

Roseanne Fabrics wrote:Damn, this place is nicely weird.

How about a nice safe logoectomy?

Fjord Motors wrote:Must be union member.

not in my house

Exxon Moboil wrote:not in my house

let's abolish minimum wage laws... i should be able to get people to work for a penny an hour if they'll do it.

Where's the grief?

Hey hey folks... our FK Kid's Meal now includes a toy RMS Lusitania and the King Ferdinand out of action figure!

Remember our irritating jingle folks "Safe logo-ectomies are your only practical solution"!!!

And don't forget folks... if you can invade it, we can help!

We're now hiring anything with a pulse and/or no fixed address.

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