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Zicona, Panthera Order, and Dauchan

It was unbecoming of the Rakatovi People's Democratic Republic to remain silent for a long period of time. But this is what it did, because it had recently been experiencing a long period of internal turmoil. Maria Narasov had executed the rest of Rakatov's leadership and, together with her co-conspirator Aleksandr Kalinski, seized control of the state, declaring a renewed Dictatorship of the Proletariat, expelled of the opportunist influences of Kyaravi and Tyakachenko. The state had been in isolation since then, only engaging in limited, private communications with the fellow Levatosk Pact signatories.

But, for the first time in a month, having not yet relinquished her "emergency" powers over the Presidium and General Secretariat, Narasov herself proudly stood triumphant before a crowd of thousands, outside of the Red Palace of the United Rakatovi Soviets. Fire was flaming in her heart, and her words carried a violent revolutionary energy. She was a powerful woman, after all, and her stature now reflected that.

A single word spoken to the crowd. "Comrades!" A single word, yet begetting a response from around the nation, a response from the gathered public: "Premier!", shouted pure and free by those in attendance. A recognition of authority, submission. The nation knew who held authority, and knew the bloodstains left in the wake of that authority's power.

The authority spoke once more. "We are a free nation, emergent through bloodshed. Bloodshed has made our destiny. The bloodshed of the powers-that-were, the plutocrats and parasites we killed in our pursuit of a better word. The King and his nobles, lording so far above us, cut down in a second by the lead of ordinary Red Army soldiers." The crowd cheered at this, a crowd all too familiar with the abuses of the previous regime. The grueling hours and oppression of the Okhrana were things they were happy to have seen gone. Yet the cheer had an undertone: would labouring for the new regime, at the end of the barrel of the new secret police, be any better?

But before the doubts could settle in, more fired-up rhetoric was shouted from the podium: "and in bloodshed, Kyaravi and Tyakachenko were swept from this world, their attempted coup and dismantlement of our nation completely forgone. For the first time since time immemorial, we are undoubtedly, unquestionably, and inviolably free!"

The same subdued, doubtful cheer emerged. Narasov smiled. She had much to do, but the proletariat of the NEW Rakatov would soon learn to tow the line.

---

Hail the Confederation

Russian states of eurasia

A knock on the door is heard. Molotov, sitting at his desk, reading papers, goes to open it. Standing there, is the Grand Chancellor. And boy, he does not look happy.

“May I come in?”

“Of course, Grand Chancellor.”

Molotov steps out of the way to allow the man inside. The Grand Chancellor looks around at the office, before turning back to Molotov.

“I’ve heard about your resignation from the Senate today. I was not informed about such an announcement until after it was transmitted.”

“I know I acted out of line, but I did act in Eurasia’s bes-“

“You are lucky His Grand Imperial Majesty wanted out of the Senate as well.”

“Wait, he did?”

“Yes. He considered it to be nothing more then a giant weight keeping us down. He was simply building up the courage to push it off. You managed to do so for him.”

“So, I will not be punished for this?”

“No, you will not. Again, you are so unbelievably lucky. But know this, if you ever make such a major move, without my authorization, I will have you killed, and your head will be placed upon the desk that you once sat behind, as a reminder to your successor. Do I make myself clear?”

“Yes sir.”

“Good.”

And with that, he leaves. Molotov closes the door behind him, and goes back to his work.

One Empire, One People, One Goal
Hail Eurasia
Hail the Confederation

National Warning System // Special Bulletin
-- -- --
The following message is being broadcast at the request of the Montania Est State Commissar's Office.
A ***Civil Danger Warning*** has been issued for the following areas: Integro County, Asteria County, until further notice.
Throughout the day today, there have been multiple reports of attacks at the police and military personnel stationed in aforementioned areas. The State Commissar's Office attributes these attacks to a new terrorist and/or criminal organisation acting within these two counties.
A curfew is in effect from 7 PM to 7 AM; every citizen is required to have their identification with them. If you see an armed person without uniform, call 1-0-1 immediately.
All public protests, such as demonstrations, are now prohibited to avoid bombing attacks.
All motorways are now open from 10 AM to 2 PM only.
Failure to comply with officials' orders will lead to arrest or, in extremely grave cases, summary execution.
To repeat: Civil Danger Warning has been issued for the following areas: Integro County, Asteria County, until further notice.
-- -- --

Glory to the Mankind!
Hail the Confederation!

Complete and utter freedom wrote:

Complete and utter freedom is now happy to be selling exact copies of all pieces of artwork found in the copyright registry!

For the low low price of one rock* these amazing works can be yours!**

We've already exercised our right to sell whatever we want by selling literally everything to the Russian states of eurasia!***

Contact the newly created Complete and utter freedom Bureau For Making a Point (CUFBFMP), to begin negotiations.****

*No smaller than 6'x6'x6'.*****
**Once you've acquired your beautiful piece of art, please do not distribute it for free. That would be illegal.
***Eurasia is in no way associated with these activities beyond purchasing our wares.
****We can not be held responsible for any memetic devices you may be exposed to in the process of contacting us.
*****We retain the right to reject any rock. In that case, the rock will be returned and the sale canceled.

All the world under one roof.
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This is a most heinous attack on the Confederation and Imperial Senate by the IPP. The illegal activities of the CUFBFMP clearly stand in violation to the Copyright and Licensing Act 2021 and to Imperial Law. We call for the Imperial Council to hold Complete and utter freedom accountable to their actions if this crime is not retracted.

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Department of Finance

Jocospor, MineLegotia and Equestria, Cape canavral, Zicona, and 8 othersNew England INC, VlaRiSsiA, Golden impirial utopia, Panthera Order, Hms nhs, Daulmark, The Very Dark Place, and Neu-equestria

Neu-equestria

Frequency: 1010 kHz
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On air: Music

(Final seconds of Metallica's Fade to Black play)
A-a-and that's it! The best of old Earth's classics only here, at Ten-Ten Winds!
It's 11 AM sharp here in Folmiente, and we're broadcasting to the entire Asteria County! News coming right up.
There have been multiple shootouts with police and military down there, so there is a curfew in effect from seven to seven. No bars now, sadly.
Other news - the Ministry of Economics is planning to lower the income tax down to 11% for all of us, excluding the rich fellers. Don't know how about you, but thirteen was kinda much...
(office chair creaking)
Wait, who are you?
Is that a- no!
(Three shots fired, presumably from a pistol)
(static)

Glory to the Mankind!
Hail the Confederation!

Nova occidens wrote:This is a most heinous attack on the Confederation and Imperial Senate by the IPP. The illegal activities of the CUFBFMP clearly stand in violation to the Copyright and Licensing Act 2021 and to Imperial Law. We call for the Imperial Council to hold Complete and utter freedom accountable to their actions if this crime is not retracted.

Hail the Confederation!
Department of Finance

OOC: Saying someone is going to commit a crime is not the same as committing the crime.

Hail the Confederation!

Cape canavral, Zicona, VlaRiSsiA, Panthera Order, and 1 otherRussian states of eurasia

Hms nhs wrote:OOC: Saying someone is going to commit a crime is not the same as commuting the crime

Hail the Confederation!

OOC: I see no bus to a place known as "The Crime", Lady Chancellor are you ok? Where did you think CUF is commuting to?

Hail the Confederation!

Zicona, VlaRiSsiA, The Yeetusa, Golden impirial utopia, and 3 othersPanthera Order, Russian states of eurasia, and Nova occidens

Russian states of eurasia

The plane touches down at Imperiskygrad International Airport smoothly. Grand Imperial Guards step out first, followed by the Grand Imperator. Waiting for him is the Grand Chancellor.

“Where’s Feofan and Vladimir?”

“Feofan is asleep, and Vladimir is trying to wake him up. They shouldn’t be long.”

“Alright then. How was your vacation?”

“Excellent, I really needed it. Did anything major happen while I was away?”

“Yes actually. First, Eurasia’s flag was changed. Second, Minister Molotov resigned as Permanent Representative to the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators without authorization from me.”

“Ah well, we were planning it sooner or later. I hope you didn’t kill him.”

“I did not, I merely gave him a warning.”

“Good. Well then, I should go and help Vladimir.”

Lazar turns back around and walks towards the plane. He steps on the stairs into it.

And suddenly, he is thrown back as the plane explodes.

One Empire, One People, One Goal
Hail Eurasia
Hail the Confederation

Post self-deleted by Great dragunovia.

Eccentria

Eccentria celebrates 21 years of liberty!

Following a brutal civil war in the early 90’s and a unstable provisional government, Eccentria was finally able to be free of tyranny! Now under the protection and benevolent guide of President Jackson Wolfe, Eccentria shall move forward towards progress, step after step!

And any that DARE oppose the President will suffer dearly.

For Peace, Justice, and Liberty!
Hail the Confederation

MineLegotia and Equestria, Cape canavral, Tertania, Zicona, and 5 othersNew England INC, VlaRiSsiA, Panthera Order, Russian states of eurasia, and The Very Dark Place

Press Release by the Lyritanian Communications Council

This public message is addressed to the Levastok Pact on behalf of the Lyritanian Communist Party, in a speech from party leader Kevin Edwards.

"It's been a long time coming, this moment. From the streets of Union City to the world stage. I am truly proud of what Lyritania has accomplished in just 4 years. Block by block the oppressive hierarchy has been swept away by our comrades. However, it could scarcely have been accomplished without the importation of literature, supplies, and weapons from sympathetic nations. It is my very great honor to officially announce that the Commonwealth of Lyritania has signed a treaty to bring our nation into the present of world communist organization: The Levastok Pact. In the here and now, our sovereignty as a socialist people is no longer a distant dream. Everything we have been sweating and bleeding to accomplish these past 4 years has arrived on this day, October 23rd. From here on and into the future, October 23rd is a red-letter day signifying a driving charge towards unity, freedom, and socialism. In honor of our revolution and the Levastok Pact, our Commonwealth is demolishing the old Central Bank of Lyritania, and on the place where it once stood shall be a great memorial devoted to those that died to bring us here. Our comrades will not be forgotten. We shall honor our humble beginnings, and build the symbols of our revolution atop the shallow grave of capitalism. Hail to the Commonwealth!"

Hail the Confederation.

A message from the Deman Kalan Ministry of Foreign Affairs

To the Confederation,
We are concerned. The recent arrival of the country of Zicona to the Confederation concerns us. The country has a history of doing some traitorous things to the Confederation. Advocating for Democracy, spreading Blasphemy against the Imperial Council, joining the traitorous West heisen to invade and destroy Jocospor. The latter of which caused them to leave after we prosecuted them. This is even more concerning with the recent Ziconean elections, in which a communist coalition won. Today we ask the nation of Zicona government to condemn their previously iterations. Otherwise we will be suspicious.

Hail the Maharajah!
Hail the Confederation!

Cape canavral, Medici Empire, and Golden impirial utopia

Post by Deman kalan suppressed by Ridnez.

Deman kalan

A message from the Deman Kalan Ministry of Foreign Affairs

To the Confederation,
We are concerned. The recent arrival of the country of Zicona to the Confederation concerns us. The country has a history of doing some traitorous things to the Confederation. Advocating for Democracy, spreading Blasphemy against the Imperial Council, joining the traitorous West heisen to invade and destroy Jocospor. The latter of which caused them to leave after we prosecuted them. This is even more concerning with the recent Ziconean elections, in which a communist coalition won. Today we ask their government to condemn previous iterations of themselves. Else we will be suspicious.

Hail the Maharajah!
Hail the Confederation!

Medici Empire and Golden impirial utopia

Affiliates of Zicona

Myself, and the rest of His Excellency's Government, are glad to hear of your return to politics. Even though you were affiliated with treasonous nations that will not be named, I believe that the past better serves its purpose in the back of our minds. I hope that you will bring diversity to The Imperial Senate (if you are to be accepted into it) and shed light on alternative versions of governing. Know that we will always be cordial with one another, and that I will never condemn your choice of ideals.

Signed, Lucius Arcen HCIL, Director of Arts and Communications

on behalf of

His Excellency, Imperator Viktor Arcen

The Imperatum of The Very Dark Place
Hail the Confederation!

Cape canavral, Zicona, New England INC, VlaRiSsiA, and 3 othersRussian states of eurasia, Nova occidens, and Eccentria

The Capital

“And now, a short speech of celebration from President Jackson Wolfe.”

“People of Eccentria! We are gathered here today to celebrate the 21st anniversary of the Federal Republic! A great milestone, and something we should celebrate!

Just like in previous years, this week shall be a period of celebration and entertainment for all Eccentrians, not only because of the Federal Republic’s anniversary, but also because of the upcoming elections! A week after today, just as the celebrations are over, it is off to the polls! To all of my opponents, I wish you the best of luck! And to all Eccentrians… vote!”

Applause breaks out as the President walks off of the platform. He smiles to himself, knowing that no amount of luck will help his opponents.

He is here to stay.

For Peace, Justice, and Liberty!
Hail the Confederation

Cape canavral, Zicona, New England INC, VlaRiSsiA, and 1 otherRussian states of eurasia

Deman kalan wrote:Hail the Confederation!

A message from Karl Russell of the Committee of International Affairs

To address the concerns made by the nation of Deman Kalan on the new government of Zicona. The people of which you speak of committing all of these crimes were part of the old Monarchist government. All of the major government members of which have fleed to Regna Loreau in recent times and the only ones remaining are minor members of the nobility who are in the fairly small Monarchist Party. Let it also be noted that the party that won the first election in Ziconean history was not the Communist Party but was the Communalist Party under the great Constance V. Debs. So please do get the information about the government correct before you try to denounce us.

The People Now Sing
Hail the Confederation

Cape canavral, New England INC, VlaRiSsiA, Russian states of eurasia, and 3 othersThe Very Dark Place, Lyritania, and Eccentria

Message from the Deman Kalan Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Deman Kalan will not ratify the Stockholm Accords as the old Ziconean Monarchist Government is being housed by the Stockholm Accords. We will remain in the LOPN. Additionally I want a commitment from the Ziconean government that they will not advocate for Democracy in the Confederation.

Hail the Maharajah!
Hail the Confederation!

Russian states of eurasia

Guarantee of the New Government of Zicona

Noting that a hostile and unrecognized state is threatening a new government,

Stating that said state is a threat to the Confederation and its peoples,

Further noting that the only way to stop such a state is by containment,

Acknowledging that the government of Zicona is a left wing government,

Believing that despite this, the threat of this government is minimal,

Eurasia Hereby:

Recognizes Zicona as the legitimate government of Zicona

Guarantees the independence of the Peoples’ Commune

Condemns all hostile actions taken against the Peoples’ Commune

Warns all states, both recognized and not, that Eurasia will defend the Peoples’ Commune unless otherwise stated.

From the Imperial Ministry of Foreign Affairs

One Empire, One People, One Goal
Hail Eurasia
Hail the Confederation

MineLegotia and Equestria, Cape canavral, The Dixie Confederate Union, Zicona, and 6 othersNew England INC, VlaRiSsiA, The Very Dark Place, Lyritania, Eccentria, and Gladica

Post self-deleted by Daulmark.

Deman kalan wrote: A message from the Deman Kalan Ministry of Foreign Affairs

To the Confederation,
We are concerned. The recent arrival of the country of Zicona to the Confederation concerns us. The country has a history of doing some traitorous things to the Confederation. Advocating for Democracy, spreading Blasphemy against the Imperial Council, joining the traitorous West heisen to invade and destroy Jocospor. The latter of which caused them to leave after we prosecuted them. This is even more concerning with the recent Ziconean elections, in which a communist coalition won. Today we ask the nation of Zicona government to condemn their previously iterations. Otherwise we will be suspicious.

Hail the Maharajah!
Hail the Confederation!

OOC: Please do not double-post in the future. Thank you.

HAIL THE CONFEDERATION!

Zicona, VlaRiSsiA, Panthera Order, Russian states of eurasia, and 2 othersThe Very Dark Place, and Eccentria

Ridnez wrote:OOC: Please do not double-post in the future. Thank you.

HAIL THE CONFEDERATION!

OOC: My bad I didn’t realize I posted it twice. While writing the message it kept reloading due to issues.

Hail the Confederation!

Panthera Order, Nova occidens, and Gladica

Post self-deleted by The Very Dark Place.

The United States of Threstlia



"An admirable race of ponies, who did their best despite the fate given to them. They sought out survival and ended up with prosperity and a bright future. Fortune favours the Determined."

- Preventus 'Governor' Eye I




A thousand years ago, the Threstals were betrayed by their Princess as she went mad.


Nine hundred and eighty six years ago, the Threstals were chased out of Equestria, by those that claim to preach Harmony.


Nine hundred and eighty three years ago, they founded Cicomoone, the first Threstal settlement outside of Equestria.


Nine hundred and twenty eight years ago, Cicomoone was burnt to the ground by the descendants of those that claim to preach Harmony.


Nine and hundred and twenty seven years ago, the Threstrals fled to the South East, into the Jungles of the lands unknown to those that claim to preach Harmony.


Nine hundred and eleven years ago, they arrived in a new land across the jungles. It was thick, vast, and prosperous. They named it Threstlia.


Eight hundred and seventy nine years ago, a king arose among them, and built them a kingdom.


Eight hundred and sixty five years ago, that king passed, his name forgotten and passed into legend. The Threstals mourned.


Eight hundred and thirty two years ago, the Threstals reached the Night Sea in search of more lands to make theirs.


Eight hundred and twenty years ago, Threstlia reached the Great Ocean to the east. They reached the ends of the world.


Eight hundred and eleven years ago, the king passed with no heir. No one knew what to do and Threstlia dived into chaos.


Seven hundred and forty three years ago, Threstlia was united once more, under a King Monos.


Six hundred and ninety years ago, The Magna Charter was created as war ravaged the borders. Guaranteeing rights to all Threstals and those who sought out the Kingdom.


Six hundred and fifty years ago, the thestrals created The Parliament.


Six hundred and fifty two years ago, the War began.


Six hundred and forty three ago, King Monos' line laid dead as those who claim to preach Harmony moved and attacked Threstlia.

Six hundred and twenty years ago, Threstlia was conquered by those who claim to preach Harmony. The Threstrals refused them and kept fighting in the jungles.


Five hundred and fifty two years ago, Threstlia fought to free themselves but failed. The Threstrals kept fighting.


Four hundred and three years go, a Threstral almost killed the Grand Liar of Harmony. They failed and Threstlia was burned once more by those who claim to preach Harmony. The Thestrals kept fighting.


Four hundred years ago, another would try, and once again Threstlia suffered the consequences. The Threstrals kept fighting.


Three hundred and sixty three years ago, the Grand Liar of Harmony tried to seduce them with more sliver lies. The Threstals kept fighting.


Two hundred and ninety five years ago, the Grand Liar of Harmony tried again. The Threstals kept fighting.


Two hundred and sixty thre years ago, the Threstals fought again. And lost.


One hundred and five years ago, the Threstals fought again. And lost.


Ninety Nine years ago, the Threstals fought again.


Eighty six years ago, the Threstals tried fighting even harder, but the idea of Threstlia burned brighter than before.


Seventy years ago, the Threstals tried again.


Sixty three years ago, the Threstals tried again.


Fifty nine years ago, the Threstals tried again.


Forty one years ago, Threstlia was exploited as those who claim to preach Harmony as their most greedy came. The Threstals kept fighting.


Nine years ago, Those who practiced Harmony arrived.


Seven years ago, Those who practiced Harmony offered us their help.


Fight years ago, the Threstals began their war with modern weapons.


Yesterday, the Threstals finally won their freedom.


And with that, I, President-Marshal Light Narrative, hereby declare the War over! We have won!



The Year is 2389 ALB. Well, that's what the Mleocunese and MineLegoEquestrians say the year is at least. It seems like yesterday that we won the war. A history of oppression and social ostracisation made right as we finally gained back our freedom. The natural order has been restored to our lives, I dare say we can rest finally. But the Mleocunese said we can't rest. Why? Well, our liberty have been guaranteed for now, but the future is still uncertain. We have to be ready to fight once more. We don't know if the liars on the border wouldn't try to take our homes again. We may have won three years ago, but it is not certain if we would win a war again in one years time, two years time, a decades time, or even a century!

The Mleocunese have been helpful to us, we've bled for a thousand years by the injustices of the northerners, and we can't let our guard down while they gather themselves up north. We cannot fall once more into oppression and ostracisation that the Equestrians- erh, the Northerners would inflict on us. It's hard to try and get used to integrating with the Multiversal Community, that and their similar names. But I can't blame them as our lives improve by their generous help. Our position in this world is still mostly dangerous, surrounded to all sides, but the sea, by the Northerners. And the Mleocunese have deployed substantial resources to protect our homeland. I don't think we could have won... well without them. I'm grateful for that.

They also said, that... well, we need to be sort things out in our home. We have won the war, but the peace hasn't been won. Our legislature is working around the clock to try and fix things, everypony's doing their best to get used to life and adapting to the immense technological leap the Mleocunese and MineLegoEquestrians have brought us. I pray that all our efforts would not be for naught. Thestrals are asking about what path we should take, some say fully preparing for war against the Northerners and moving to destroy them. Some others suggest building up our homeland. Some suggest that we properly remove them... and some say we need to integrate them to bring them to light of their homeland's atrocities. We're like a child waddling in the clouds, trying to soar and fly. But we try. And do our best to try and fly.

Because we can't go back to living underneath the boot.


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