The Highest Crime Rates in Coldonia
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Coldonia is ranked 7,971st in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Forgotten Kingdoms of Monarch Gardens | Corporate Bordello | “Mortality is a grand and intoxicating innocence” | |
| 2. |  The Penitent Peril of Draconovox | Left-Leaning College State | “The night stars live ablaze like the hearts of dragons” | |
| 3. |  The Confederacy of Montichellia | Anarchy | “Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem” | |
| 4. |  The Vivastic Republic of Az-Bandai | Anarchy | “A land where faith comes true...” | |
| 5. |  The Bloodied Peoples of Czechoslovistan | Father Knows Best State | “A odhodíme kost, protože vítězství je ta pravá dřeň.” | |
| 6. |  The Corporation of Tesco Inc | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Buttermilk” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of The Great Ouyang | Compulsory Consumerist State | “God save the Emperor” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Cornelicopia | Corporate Bordello | “We've made it this far” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Antiftocheia | Corporate Bordello | “To chríma tróei aíma kai roufáei xiroús karpoús” | |
| 10. |  The Utilitarian Commune of Baranovstrana | Right-wing Utopia | “Достоинство счастья!” |
