by Max Barry

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The Highest Crime Rates in Coldonia

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Coldonia is ranked 7,971st in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Forgotten Kingdoms of Monarch GardensCorporate Bordello“Mortality is a grand and intoxicating innocence”
2.The Penitent Peril of DraconovoxLeft-Leaning College State“The night stars live ablaze like the hearts of dragons”
3.The Confederacy of MontichelliaAnarchy“Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem”
4.The Vivastic Republic of Az-BandaiAnarchy“A land where faith comes true...”
5.The Bloodied Peoples of CzechoslovistanFather Knows Best State“A odhodíme kost, protože vítězství je ta pravá dřeň.”
6.The Corporation of Tesco IncIron Fist Consumerists“Buttermilk”
7.The Empire of The Great OuyangCompulsory Consumerist State“God save the Emperor”
8.The Republic of CornelicopiaCorporate Bordello“We've made it this far”
9.The Free Land of AntiftocheiaCorporate Bordello“To chríma tróei aíma kai roufáei xiroús karpoús”
10.The Utilitarian Commune of BaranovstranaRight-wing Utopia“Достоинство счастья!”