by Max Barry

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City Ankh Morpork World Census

The Most Avoided in City Ankh Morpork

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, City Ankh Morpork is ranked 19,013th in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Constant Squeaking of The Death of RatsLeft-Leaning College State“SQUEAK!”
2.The Thing of Some Strange PeopleLeft-Leaning College State“Whatever.”
3.The Frequently Inebriated Nation of SaugeenCivil Rights Lovefest“I have a cunning plan...”
4.The Subjective Objectivity of Perfect UnrealityDemocratic Socialists“If you can't join em, fight for a week then surrender.”
5.The Mighty Paws of KleinekatzenFather Knows Best State“Everyone will dance with the Reaper, so learn to Tango!”