WA Delegate (non-executive): The Empire of Silure (elected )
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Celtic Nations
The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.
As a region, Celtic Nations is ranked 11,899th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
|1.||The Kingdom of Skiste||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Strength Through Freedom”|
|2.||The Empire of Silure||Father Knows Best State||“Power through Passion”|
|3.||The Empire of Malrainious||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Harmony through Union!”|
|4.||The Armed Republic of Free Mon Calanageinarty||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“God, Homeland, Liberty”|
|5.||The Empire of Celtican Empire||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Blood, Iron and Tears! Glory to the Strong!”|
|6.||The Armed Republic of Ceiltinacht||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Ceilteach go Deo!”|
|7.||The Armed Republic of Arawnious||Father Knows Best State||“Dul i ngleic le croí, troid le cruach, troid do do dhao”|
|8.||The Republic of Independent State of Heddwch||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Prosperity through Education and Tolerance”|
|9.||The New Kingdom of Enkida||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Enjoy Utopia and Forbid Disharmony”|
|10.||The Democratic People's Republic of CelticTiger||Democratic Socialists||“Peace, Land, and Bread”|
- : United fanvish ceased to exist.
- : Yeurolovic ceased to exist.
- : New foxaldina ceased to exist.
- : North adjara ceased to exist.
- : New elvland cold ceased to exist.
- : Western hanadale ceased to exist.
- : Plarcarna ceased to exist.
- : Rakastava yksi ceased to exist.
- : United scandanavia ceased to exist.
- : The Principality of Makuronia ceased to exist.
Celtic Nations Regional Message Board
Nations against the values of the Celtic People will know what we have been up to in the 35 years after the War of Brasilistan. A massive victory in foreign lands only opened the door for much larger endeavors.
In other news: Enkida has finally colonized the exoplanet Kepler 186f, with a present population of 65,536,402, 3,352,109 of which are soldiers. Enkida has claimed the exoplanet on National Television, renaming the exoplanet "Enkidus 1". President Kazerick details more to come in regards to expansion.
"We aim to spread the glory of the Celts throughout the entire galaxy. Thanks to our massive funding in space travel as well as telecommunications, transport, and military technology, we have grown extremely fast as a nation. What we have done in 20 years would take another, over 500. Our next objective in colonization will remain classified right now, but will be revealed in time through our news section at www.parliament.ek and www.astro.gov.ek. We are taking heavy consideration in finding several which can sustain human life and so far, we have discovered over hundreds."
Marie Koltik, Wolfsblood Tribune, Amonarabu.
Bunch of warmongers :p
There's a reason why I have such a large standing army and state of the art technology.
It's actually the same reason we still have nukes. Countries have nukes to protect themselves from other countries with nukes.
Nah, Silure is full of warmongers. Their Religion focuses on war and advancement.
Enkida is focused on technology and advancement. And we are, for the most part peaceful. But declare war on us, and we'll wipe a strong empire off the map just to make an example.
As for faith, it's Viking based.
The best way to describe Silure's Religion is Nordic Druidism.
As Enkida plans to ship over 8,000 of its retired Hapshetsut fleet to the Celtican Empire, contracts are being signed with national mercenary groups ready to embark on the Conquest of 2017. This conquest will be led by the Celtican Empire with Enkida offering assistance.
"We've taken over a freakin' PLANET. Granted, no one was on it, but our military might is unstoppable!"
President Kazerick has given a broad idea of what will be to come for Enkida's military power, and our all consuming economy.
"Allied nations will not be harmed, but we know there are hostile powers out there that wish to seek and destroy us. Just look at Brasilistan, Fallujah, Filastinistan, and the Arghabi Republic. We have tens of thousands of Insurgents that wish to harm the indigenous Caucasian people of our empire, and to destroy our way of life. If they see this, we have a warning for them. Mess with Enkida, and consider your ranks to be wiped out in less than a week. We destroyed Brasilistan, and we are not ashamed of it. And we'll consume more until the conquered world bows down to the All-Consuming Enkidan Empire."
Kazerick promises that nations already allied with Enkida will not be harmed.
"I'm a man of my word. We have superb relations with Silure, Broderskab, Skiste, The Celtican Empire, and the Eoganacht Locha Lein Kingdom. Hostile nations will expect a swift move once we are ready to silence their injustices."
Fallujahnians and Filistinians have already massed up their numbers waiting for the impending move by the Celtican Empire and Enkida.
"I have a 100% guarentee that we will WIN."
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I've asked people on the streets of Andrasi in Northwest Enkida, what they think of this move by The President.
"It's absolute madness! It's murder of a gentle people whom in their religion, emphasizes peace!"
"They've attacked us first. It's time to return the favor."
"I really don't care, as long as we don't get nuked"
"There needs to be limitations on the rules of engagement. I mean, a level playing field should be done first of all. Nothing but good old fashioned AK47s and M1 Abhrams tanks, like we had when we fought in the revolution! I mean, we beat an empire with only those weapons, why do we have to use all this fancy schmancy Plasma, Light, Antimatter, based weaponry that can destroy a City-State with one blow?"
"It's absolute murder, and we will respond accordingly, Insha'allah."
"I say go for it. We are the BEST people in the world, and we will never fall to these bastards."
Marie Koltik, Amonarabu Tribune.
Well my company is moving me off to Australia. Fml. Well with the work I will be doing I don't know how much I will be able to get on, so if you lads don't see me or hear from me you know my nation has perished. Gotta love being a cwi and underwater welder. (Cwi being certified welding instructor.) Anyways I am getting moved out to do both prefaborcating parts to oil rigs and building aluminum plated destroyer class boats for the US that this Australian company makes that I am being lended to. At least I'm going up from over $1255.75 a day in US currency to over $2500 a day. I'll try to pop up and help whenever I can.