The Most Primitive in Canada
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Canada is ranked 20,809th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Kingdom of Varrs||Father Knows Best State||“Bow down”|
|2.||The Protectorate of Ishmiel||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Come Get Some”|
|3.||The Republic of Thamesford||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Democracy now, democracy tomorrow, democracy forever!”|
|4.||The Principality of Doctor Norman Bethune||Tyranny by Majority||“This Motto Space For Sale”|
|5.||The Free Land of Haohong||New York Times Democracy||“Good Luck Beating Us”|
|6.||The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay||Anarchy||“Stand up for something or you will fall for everything”|
|7.||The United States of Bowtonia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“WHole lotto Gang shishh”|
|8.||The United States of The holy independent system||New York Times Democracy||“Strength Through Compliance”|
|9.||The Nasty Side of Child Care Workers||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Why spare the rod? Hit the Little Brat!!! ”|
|10.||The Rogue Nation of Maple Syrup Exporter||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Exporting Maple Syrup”|