by Max Barry

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Canada World Census

The Most Primitive in Canada

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Canada is ranked 20,809th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of VarrsFather Knows Best State“Bow down”
2.The Protectorate of IshmielInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Come Get Some”
3.The Republic of ThamesfordCivil Rights Lovefest“Democracy now, democracy tomorrow, democracy forever!”
4.The Principality of Doctor Norman BethuneTyranny by Majority“This Motto Space For Sale”
5.The Free Land of HaohongNew York Times Democracy“Good Luck Beating Us”
6.The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTayAnarchy“Stand up for something or you will fall for everything”
7.The United States of BowtoniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“WHole lotto Gang shishh”
8.The United States of The holy independent systemNew York Times Democracy“Strength Through Compliance”
9.The Nasty Side of Child Care WorkersIron Fist Consumerists“Why spare the rod? Hit the Little Brat!!! ”
10.The Rogue Nation of Maple Syrup ExporterPsychotic Dictatorship“Exporting Maple Syrup”
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