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Despite the friendly intent of Garnel the reaction of the Ming Dynasty is less so. This is because Garnel was one of the imperialist Barbarian nations that pushed Daguo into forming the ADN and allying with Lemuria in the first place. Because of the national dislike of Garnel the Ming dynasty decides to keep its distance from Garnel not wanting to have anything to do with any of the nations of Lesser Daguo.
Sovern and Garnel
A Grand Revolution toke place in Beijing, today. The Peoples’ Liberation Army overthrew large sections of the once powerful empire, and established a communist government in said sections. The sections that once belonged to the former empire were either eaten up by other countries, or formed their own government.
The People’s Republic of Socailist Beijing begins focsusing on redeveloping its society and reforming its economy. The country faces many revolts from warlords along the border states of the union.
Post self-deleted by Garnel.
IC: Daguo reaches out to the United Steppe in mainland Barbaria to reestablish relations with Barbaria. The Ming Dynasty has announced a pro-barbaria foreign policy which it plans to gradually rollout throughout the year. It hopes that through this new foreign policy that Daguo will be able to quickly rebuild the ruined cities left behind from the war. Daguo also cedes two provinces that historically were once part of Xich Quy back to the new Republic of Xich Quy for an undisclosed amount.
Meanwhile the new republican government of New Daguo has finally thrown off what remains of the monarchy that had ruled the country for nearly a century.
IC: Across Barbaria a low magnitude earthquake was felt. It wasn't strong enough to cause any sort of destruction but it was enough to be clearly felt by all nations in the UNB. Scientists around the world are scrambling for answers into where the epicenter of the quake is but so far there are no answers.
Scientists in Hyperborea wonder if this could be the warning signs of a great cataclysm which have been reported to have happened in the ancient past. Great tectonic cataclysms having reportedly been responsible for the destruction of Atlantis in prehistory as well as other great shifts in the worlds geography. Scientists have been looking for evidence to prove whether or not such events actually happen but have been unable to find any. Perhaps now they have their first clue.
OCC: No a different one. I wasn’t hijacking an rp it’s different. This empire has long dissolved and different nations possibly own the land. Beijing is just a successive province to the fallen empire. It’s just lore and has nothing to do with your rp.
OCC: I’m not based off of Daguo.
Barbarians,
I would like to apologize for my actions, recent and not. I was acting childish, immature, unreasonable, ludicrous, and dull. I apologize for terrorizing Garnel, I apologize for making an anti-Barbarian region full of Barbaria’s most dangerous and infamous criminals, I am sorry for usingpuppetry to attempt to influence the region, and I am sorry that I made some bad decisions that negatively affected all of you. I also apologize to Sovern for saying some hurtful things (if they were I don’t remember) and I am sorry to everyone in general. I don’t blame you for not trusting me righ now, but all I ask is you have just a little faith. I will be doing whatever I can to help Barbaria. If you all have something against me, I don’t blame you. I am completely open to constructive criticism. If there is something you’d like to say to me to make you feel better, you can and I am open to understand you and your preseprective. There was no misunderstanding, I was in the wrong 100%. I want to start improving relations with you guys by opening up some trade and alliances. I want to start over. Garnel I have nothing against you and I was wrong for accusing you of being someone you are clearly not, and I hope you can forgive me. I appreciate anyone that has read this post. I greatly appreciate Vostag’s kindness and giving me a chance. He has done so much for be just by letting me come back despite all that I have done. I promise to all of you I will never cross a Barbaria again and I will prove it to all of you. I thank all of you for being nice and letting me in. I would like to thank Vostag for letting me in no matter how much bs I gave him. I want to go back to rps and debates. I love Barbaria and everyone new and old in it. Thank you.
Vostag and Garnel
OCC: it’s cool bro. I will never forget what you did to Barbaria, but I will forgive you because like the rest of Barbaria, I am kind and understanding. Everyone has made mistakes, even me. It is what you do to make up for what you’ve done and I have incredible faith that you will make it up to us.
Socialist Beijing’s first ever elections toke place, after a winning landslide, renown General of the People’s Liberation Army was elected as the first President of country. He will be addressing his plans shortly.
“Salutations by fellow comrades - the People of Beijing.” He addresses in a large voice, “As your President of the People’s Republic, I will assume control over the country as your Premier. As your Premier, I shall guide our country to greatness. The Warlords shall pay, and their fascist manifesto will not poison our ears. Garnel seeks to aid these warlords. Garnel is sponsoring a terrorist cell in our own lands. My first order as the Premier is denouncing Garnel for openly sponsoring our enemies. We will place an embargo on them, and see to it that they fail. I shall assemble an army of greatness to rid the war lord’s armies, and see to it that they be held for a Trial. After we punish our traitors; we will move to punish Garnel.”
Ooc: I updated my flag because the eagle (which is supposed to be Sömme by the way, yes he is a giant eagle) was too hard to see, it’s based on the “Gott mitt uns” flag from Prussia and I posted my Coat Of arms under my fact book
Ic: tensions continue to rise between garnel and socialist Berlin when garnel supplied a warlord with equipment, the warlord in question promiesed to be democratic after he regained complete control, hence why they are named the warlord of the “Jong-kai” province, setting out to conquer rival warlords and remove the government, of Socialist beijing
“If I’ve learned anything it’s that commiunists shouldn’t be trusted, they oppress thier people and claim they are liberators, they claim to be rich and yet they are on the brink of collapse constantly, and they never vanish worst of all, just like at the zapizapas, they are still a threat to garnel even though they were captured by vostag forces, a second group will probably appear to take thier place, that is why i appreciate socialism but I will never, NEVER accept communism, even so socialism can be a dangerous fire to play with and can quickly evolve into communism, that is why I won’t take any chances with Beijing until they prove me wrong”
Ic: the iron castle is almost complete, it’s purpose is defense in case of an invasion, and to be a base of operations in case garnel is close to capitulation, and it’s a reconstruction of a building that was thought to have once exsisted but was destroyed at one point, but historians debate the exsistence of the castle historically as it was during a period where yes iron was mined but not to the extent needed for such a project, other theories claim that it wasn’t entirely made of iron or it was much smaller before it was destroyed as it proves the iron shortages around the time it would’ve exsisted
The emperor Indōyōshï, has announced that there is now a hier to the throne, twins in fact a boy and a girl, the girl is named jërichkhanō after the emperors sister that died during the zapizapas war, and the boy is named Qinghaī after a famous garneli king who fended off a raider attack marking the first time garnel won against an agressor
IC: By order of the King all Garnelians with overly and ridiculously long names (pretty much all of them thus far) shall henceforth be referred to as John for men and Jane for women for the first name followed by the initial for the last name. Such outright, ridiculous, and egregiously over complex names are also hereby forbidden from being given to newborns. Any persons within Volohk found guilty of naming their children with these ridiculous names will be guilty of the crime of shenanigans. As per the law anyone found guilty of shenanigans is sentenced to be lightly beaten with a broom until dead. That is all.
Vostag and Garnel
OOC: Hahahaha! Ah yes the famed or infamous crime of shenanigans. The most heinous crime with the most heinous punishment. Reserved for only the worst criminals. I've been wanting to introduce this somehow eventually but you've beaten me to the punch my friend.
Hmm... maybe it can be incorporated into the UNB charter as an international law or something? We don't have anything like war crimes or crimes against humanity so maybe we shall have shenanigans. Yes it's all coming together.
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IC: No. He was lightly beaten with a broom until dead. He is bound and his body gently patted with the bristle end of a broom until his death by a team of executioners in traditional executioner hoods. As you can imagine this takes some time and hence why a team of executioners is needed to take turns or else they would suffer from sweepers arm which is a terrible condition that can send any great executioner into early retirement. Some say it's inhumane or cruel and unusual... to everyone involved. But if one is guilty of shenanigans then they must face justice.
Ooc: dear god imagine getting itchy because of the brooms, and imagine the family having to watch for days straight, ugh that is a bad way to go
OOC: Yes that is the point of such a punishment. It kills the mind, body, and soul.
Vostag and Garnel
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OOC: No it wouldn't. Besides the punishment for the crime of shenanigans is an international standard as suggested by Vostag. Changing it would make one guilty of shenanigans and therefore be lightly beaten with a broom until dead.
The only accepted variation in punishment is the military form of punishment for the crime used by militaries around the world which is forcing the guilty to chug a bottle of maple syrup, drenching them in maple syrup, and then gently pistol whipping them with rubber prop guns by his fellow comrades in arms until dead. The squeaking of the rubber prop guns has been said to break even the toughest soldiers.
Vostag and Garnel
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