ay bro watch it she’s in my bed rn
Tell her to stop calling me
Raider? I just met ‘er!
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Shut up virg
Pot is not bad nor a guy.
It will be done my lord.
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I am going into the Florida and then the south starting tomorrow - i will be sure to report on the human devastation when and if i get back
watch for Floridians
We were having trouble telling our cookies from our biscuits. Some were even saying one was better than the other.
It came to Laraniem's attention, that this serious matter be handled properly.
Typical scouser ignorance
Is world peace possible? If so, how?
Hey The Pacifican Islands (and others,) my heirloom gift includes a dollar from British Hong Kong
Feels like I should say something else.
Florida's florida. Some three percenters at a gas station but only a handful of those proud to lose a war. Going into Alabama and Mississippi might blast that out of the water
The leviathan of threat that hangs over all military powers. Someone needs to invent a weapon that cannot be countered, stolen or copied. In this manner, world peace is a paradox.
At least what I've gleaned from my international relations studies. Throughout history you can have periods of cooperation and periods of competition, but these tend to be a cycle with no definite end. To actually get world peace I would think it has to be what I said above, or some kind of tangible external threat (aliens or some sh*t) to actually get total peace between nations with no incentive to defect.
only the dead have seen the end of war and only by Andermor will we see all men dead
the rumour were true, then...
basically the problem is people think different things about how things ought to be so there will always be disagreement which means conflict which means war
evil aliens would probably bring about world peace (for the most part), but that is just because of the bigger conflict
even with a super-nuke or something you will still probably have war because eventually someone with some power is going to decide that some cause is worth dying for — the world is just too big for everyone to agree with everyone
We’ve been getting non-stop rain for several days now.. I forgot the clouds could hold this much water