It's actually not designed to be funny. It's designed to gauge the views of Atlas on a specific topic, and I seriously wish I had not included the third topic.
Why would I put up a joke poll like that? If I wanted to put up a joke poll it'd be funny, and as you point out this isn't. It is most definitely a serious poll, with a very interesting and necisary question which presents itself to us in the modern age: whether we have been fooled by 'sheep' for all this time, and whether we must now come to the conclusion of their obvious fraudulent status within the animal kingdom.
Sheep stand triumphant over their downed cloud prey
During the Nightmare Project scienists find visual proof that sheep in fact haunt dreams. Notice the face off horror that is the victim's face
Grozav Inima and Estenia ii
It is actually a NATO designation.
For example, the actual designatio of the Typhoon-class of ballistic missile subs is Project 941 or Akula
I gib love, u gib hugs!
why is your name proud potatoes?
Brytene and Zeribru
bavarian potato farms
Antidem and Zeribru
but why in hangul
should be superior slav script
Your Slav script loses the great meaning in the words Potato Pride
BELT (the) - Used to display displeasure at bad behaviour or insubordination
Brati - God of Huselam
Brytene intensifies - Bryt getting up to alcoholic or cheeky shenanigans
Cane Flute Man - Best musician ever
Cane Flute Woman - pls no
'Can't corner the Dormer' - Reference to Aoife's endless and ridiculous adventures
cheeki breeki - Turboslav term for something good
Cyd's Special Sauce - Unfit for human consumption
Cydonian Ski Resorts - Terrifying pleasure palaces, home to Cane Flute Man
Da modz tho - Tongue-in-cheek warning to avoid posting ToS-breaking posts
De Derk Lerd - A figure of Hueslam mythology
DPRK labour camps/CCCP gulags - Where people are sent for punishment
ggilihue akbar - rallying cry of Hueslam
ghello))))) - Turboslav greeting
Gililerd - First Prophet of Huselam
GNALC GNALC GNALC - 'clang clang clang' backwards
Haram - Unacceptable behaviour/opinions in the eyes of Hueslam
Horse-like excellency - Quote from DPRK propaganda, exhorting women to be excellently horse-like
Hue hue - a form of 'lol'
Huecode - den spesial werds spoken by atles membrs
Huesade - Hueslam holy war
Hueslam - The religion of Atlas, worshipping Bratislav
'I have never seen this meme' - Denial or disavowal
Idi Amin - Best King of Scotland, many alternate personas such as Hillary Clinton Amin
Krel - Second Prophet and Messenger of Brati
Lenny face - a special face to convey pleasure or interest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lung stif rud - object used to administer punishments
'Matriarchies of Evil (the)' - Quote by Mr Tobin regarding several Atlassian nations
Miyane split - Reference to the now-inactive splinter region Miyane
Mr Tobin - Statesman known for terrifying behaviour and feats of interest
mwoj sieds - reference to the pain caused in human muscles by laughing too much
Obote Men - Anyone who disagrees with Idi Amin
Operation Jupa - A failed plot to overthrow Atlas by members of Miyane
Papa Cyd - An incarnation of Brati
Peppr - to peppr someone
Pouring blue paint on you - Unwanted romantic advances
Shhh Brat is sleeping - Reference to Bratislav's relative inactivity
Snow Camel - Regional animal of Atlas
thoust ani throbs for thy affection - Famous Atlassian musical/pick-up line
Turboslav - Term used solely by Slavic players or nations to describe Slavic ideals
Uncle Stas' Lada - the vehicular transport of Stasnov
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I'm really starting to get fed up with this. OK, you don't agree with it, but I've told people on numerous occasions that this was not meant as a joke poll.
Tonight on ASVU has Cinoth really kept Brytene in a sick oerverted dungeon for three weeks?
Find out now
Chazicaria, Brytene, and Antidem