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Congrats on being featured!

The Featured Region Express, Featured Airways, Star Horde, and Griffin and kryuger base 69

Wandering waffle trader

Congratulations on the feature!
(Sets up waffle vendor)

The Featured Region Express, Featured Airways, Star Horde, and Griffin and kryuger base 69

Happy feature day

The Featured Region Express, Featured Airways, Star Horde, and Griffin and kryuger base 69

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.

The Featured Region Express, Featured Airways, Star Horde, Griffin and kryuger base 69, and 1 otherGueyekanda

FA flight 912 has landed at Arda International airport! We will be here till we depart for the next featured region. Happy featuredness!

*grrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have come to you with a message to tell you the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day arda*
What some meat 🍖?

As a train pulls into the Arda train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at Arda station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor FRE Train Conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Arda station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on):

Wouldn't even let on the train: Has to be a horrible region, for example, a fascist region, a homophobic region, racist region etc.

Coach Class: Dead Region, or I don't like the region (somewhat), but can tolerate them on the train.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-Dead Region, or I like the region.

Business Class: I really like this region.

First Class: I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region, or make it my permanent region.

Read factbook

Coach Class (Dead Region)

Elsiar, Featured painted dog, Featured Airways, Star Horde, and 1 otherGriffin and kryuger base 69

Im late, gotta move through the backlogs.

In all of time, people have told
That with three sevens, luck will unfold
The stars align for a fate heard through preachers
Congratulations on being featured!

Griffin and kryuger base 69

I am the only survivor here i guess, i am an irl friend with smart duds, the original owner

Griffin and kryuger base 69 wrote:I am the only survivor here i guess, i am an irl friend with smart duds, the original owner

nuh uh

Griffin and kryuger base 69

Griffin and kryuger base 69

Rulboria wrote:nuh uh

finally another survivor

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Griffin and kryuger base 69

Smart duds has revived :)

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