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<a skull sits on a barstool, it's eyes glow a malevolent red as it begins to speak>
Greetings Foolish Mortal to the Evilest region in Nationstates. Feel your very soul be gently ripped from your body as I roll through the Gates of Hell with your head on a Pike!
...At this point, Murray is interrupted by someone who sounds like the region's founder...
"Cut it out Murray, and stick to the script!"
Sorry about that Mortal. Welcome to the AO, which is the EVILEST region in Nationstates. Feel free to round up your penguins. The more docile ones make excellent Butlers, while the more vicious ones can be turned into shock troops to defend your nation. Please ignore any glowing clouds or maniacal laughter you might hear from your neighbors. That's just the sounds and sights of what we call progress around these parts. And please accept these free all day passes to Murrayland, the region's EVILEST theme park. Also Planet Murray restaurant franchises are available for your nation. Enjoy your stay, Mortal!
Omigodtheykilledkenny, South Jenstown, The imperial state, Holy Purple Planet, and 1 otherImperial american mideast
That response was hilarious dude! You Kennyites serve up some spicy quotes. I'm planning a response to it, but it probably won't be up till Thursday/Friday. Midterms and whatnot. It'll be some good warmup for the wedding and hopefully create a little extra drama.
Sweet flaming a**crackers! I've been delegate for almost a year. I think I'll fire up a fine Yeldan cigar(tm) to celebrate.
That's because you haven't found a victim to pass on the position to... ;-)
I'm kinda enjoying sicing the good but unwholesome Sen. Sulla on some of the petitioners who ask for my endorsement. Most of them weren't prepared for dealing with that lovable ass, only the more dense, masiochistic, or determined try more than once.
(I'm gradually reviving a few of my puppets...)
I basically go to my puppets on a weekly basis and wake them up. It keeps me from getting those annoying warning messages.
"Government officials across Retired WerePenguins are being 'encouraged' to adopt tourists to set an example for the populace."
The Palentine and N00biana
Post self-deleted by The Palentine.
I can't believe it's the 10th anniversary of my Script Frenzy play "The Sexy Sushi Party" ... so I'll be working on a short story for the 10th anniversary in the July Camp NaNoWriMo.
Wallenburg is a <censored>! That is all.
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Are you referring to Raoul Wallenberg?
XD
No. Another player on the NS Forums. But to avoid anyone getting in trouble for insulting a player on an RMB, let's move on to the real issue:
South Jenstown's hogging all the maple syrup!
I knew it! She's a Canadian agent!
Dirty Americans has some maple syrup. We don't normally talk about that fact from our Tzorsland Puppet Federation fellow nation because who puts maple syrup on sushi (or BBQ tourist for that matter)? Remember the real reason why maple trees were originally tapped by the sugar hating Puritans was that during the spring the pressure from the sap was so intense that sometimes the trees would explode. So that means every time you use artificial maple syrup, some old lady is killed by the debris from an exploding tree. Think of the old ladies and buy genuine Dirty American Maple Syrup!
Is there some kind of technical difficult y with the forum. Taptalk says it doesn't exist.
It seems like they have to keep going offline to correct all the bugs from the redesign. I assume it won't last forever...?
Welcome back, The imperial state and Allech-atreus! Everybody's been so looking forward to your return! Which is why they nuked your former territories to calibrate their missiles. To file for damages, please visit judgesandycares.com. Judge Sandy really does care about your predicament....<3...but watch that you don't use the incorrect pronouns for anybody -- lest she lock you up in her private dungeon for contempt.
And now Tapatalk claims there's no such group as "antarctic_oasis." Y'know, I'd be completely open to just moving on to a whole new messageboard platform if Tapatalk can't get its act together.
I don't have a problem with that, Bossman. I've not been overly impressed with Tapatalk.
my other nation belongs to a region which uses www.runboard.com
Thank you.
The kennels are still standing. We wonder whether the penguins have lost their effectiveness?
*<catapults a penguin into former site of Sapient Broccoli>*
BOOM!
No, that's okay, they're still explosive enough.
Omigodtheykilledkenny, The Palentine, and Krioval
You’re goddamn right I am, eh.
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