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I, for one, welcome our Bos-noper overlords
Avorago, Quebec and Shingoryeo, and Ochre Islands
(IC)
Dear friends - the Ochre Islands needs some help getting a favour from the morons. Please could you fill this form out (for GDPR purposes no personal information will be collected) as it will greatly assist?
https://forms.gle/qRprEMjEtFih9zFt7
(Ooc: I'm really sorry about the sketchy-looking link but please do visit and fill out the form. Thank you)
(IC)
"Dear Emperor Boston
We have conducted a survey of our fellow nations and discovered lots of them are quite threatening. Please could you protect us? Some of them have threatened to park their navies on the lush lawns you initially helped to pay for, and so graciously put statues of yourself on!
A couple of aircraft carriers and some submarines patrolling well out of our line of sight should do the trick. Also don't have any of your troops actually visit our islands as we all have lurgy and we wouldn't want them to catch it.
Yours,
Senator Lucy Ginsley
Prime Minister, Ochre Islands"
"Should do the trick" she said, turning to her rather idle (though not by choice) Minister for Defence, Gary Tannard. "Most likely" Tannard sighed. He realised all he had now was a few bolt-action rifle armed goatherds in the interior to try and command - along with a particularly aggressive crab he'd tripped over on the beach during his commute to work. "Come on, Gary" Lucy said. "It'll save us plenty of money we need to put to more proper use like welfare, healthcare, education that isn't basic propaganda... all the things we lacked before escaping the dump." Gary nodded in agreement. "There's that" he said. "And if we're going to defraud Governments, we might as well defraud the ones we're trying to escape."
(ooc: thanks for filling out the survey)
...that last question.
FYI, last call on Inaugural CAFA Cup signups -- anyone signing up now will be accepted only in pairs. Deadline in about six hours
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/soccer?iso=20210702T18&p0=75&msg=Inaugural+CAFA+Signups+Close&font=cursive&csz=1
Legalese, Mriin, Vdara, Avorago, and 4 othersXuois, Quebec and Shingoryeo, Kotzellach, and Pyazhnaya
Hello.
I think most people here already know me, but if you somehow don't...
I am Atheara. Pleasure to be here :]
Hello Ath! It's me, Eshia. Nice to see you here!
Ah, a puppet of yours, i presume?
Nice to see you here too.
CARTOGRAPHY UPDATE: https://anaia.app/map
All nations in Anaia should have had another telegram by now with more updates about the regional map - please have a look and let me know if you have any queries!
Mertagne, Saltstead, Avorago, Space Laser Dinosaur Robot Pirate Land, and 1 otherOchre Islands
That seals it. I am no longer a fan of VARdara. I have been a fan since 1093 and a season ticket holder since 1862 and I am now sick of watching my finished team with finished idols such as Markos Moustakakos get destroyed by proper teams. I am taking my support to PENgers FC, where they know how to run a football team.
Avorago, Saint Eleanor, and Aleirave
CARTOGRAPHY UPDATE: The map is finished! Meander down to 
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=509300, or take the express route to https://anaia.app/map, to have a look and see what you think - maybe you might even want to consider becoming part of it, if you aren't already?
This has been a very fulfilling project for me and I've enjoyed working on it, and it couldn't have happened without the help of a lot of people. Besides 
Mertagne, who sent me his data on the previously extant nations in a file so large Microsoft Paint refused to open it, I'd like to thank everyone who filled in the surveys I sent out, contributed ideas, feedback, opinions, or told me their capital needed moving a few pixels to the right, as well as the unknowable genius that is 
Osarius for using his technological wizardry to make it possible for you to view the map from the comfort of your own home. (And then have to upload it somewhere else before you can post it on the forums)
Thank you all, for putting your trust in me and helping me bring this to fruition. And I hope you all like neon as much as I do...
Ko-oren, Krytenia, Mertagne, Saltstead, and 3 othersAvorago, Space Laser Dinosaur Robot Pirate Land, and Quebec and Shingoryeo
The dark purple lettering on the claim thread is very hard to read in dark theme.
Hello, everyone!
Ko-oren, Mertagne, Mriin, The Plough Islands, and 6 othersSaltstead, Avorago, Space Laser Dinosaur Robot Pirate Land, Savigliane, Pyazhnaya, and Snappel
Buenas noches to everyone not 
Huayramarca.
- Puppet of Valladares here.
Avorago, Huayramarca, Space Laser Dinosaur Robot Pirate Land, Quebec and Shingoryeo, and 2 othersPyazhnaya, and Aleirave
Buenas noches.
Buenos nachos.
Welllllllllll, originally I was going to put a Demacia/Noxus breakaway nation here. Due to the Great Retcon®, that did not happen. Enjoy my torture of your region mwahahahahahahaha!
- 
Damukuni
Huayramarca and Aleirave
Anaia…
…Papaya
I’m liking my thinking here
Avorago, Quebec and Shingoryeo, and Aleirave
BEANS :boyd:
Avorago, Quebec and Shingoryeo, and Aleirave
FYI, Signups for the next CAFA are underway: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=511366
Semi-official Rankings (with some tweaks from the proposed back after the first CAFA ended), KPBs will need an adjustment after this cup: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oZJ3y3e2qHTxvl1jgyQPCbK2-X9nBynwe42OA7yMN4g/edit?usp=sharing
Avorago, Space Laser Dinosaur Robot Pirate Land, Quebec and Shingoryeo, and Aleirave
You saw nothing
Ko-oren, Mertagne, Mriin, The Plough Islands, and 6 othersSaltstead, Avorago, Huayramarca, Space Laser Dinosaur Robot Pirate Land, Atheara, and StrayaRoos
Sure...
I have taken the liberty of updating the World Factbook Entry in light of the most recent trophy to come safely into Anaian hands!
Well done, 
Ko-oren, you deserve every bit of this victory - may the valleys continue to echo to the, erm, sound? of post-football.
Ko-oren, Audioslavia, Mertagne, Saltstead, and 4 othersAvorago, Space Laser Dinosaur Robot Pirate Land, Quebec and Shingoryeo, and Ochre Islands
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