The Fattest Citizens in American Union
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, American Union is ranked 15,429th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Confederate States of Dixie AU||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Deo vindice”|
|2.||The Republic of British West Indies AU||Corporate Bordello||“He hath founded it upon the seas”|
|3.||The Parliamentary Democracy of British Canada AU||Corporate Bordello||“-”|
|4.||The Republic of North Andia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Free, Independent, and Secure”|
|5.||The Shadow Government of The Greys||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Go back to sleep”|
|6.||The Democratic States of Cascadia and Columbia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Free and United We Stand”|
|7.||The United States Territory of San Cordula||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“United in Pride and Hope”|
|8.||The United States of America AU||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“E Pluribus Unum”|
|9.||The British Territory of New Britanna||Capitalist Paradise||“Munit Haec et Altera Vincit”|
|10.||The Republic of Sandinista Nicaragua||Corrupt Dictatorship||“En Dios confiamos”|