by Max Barry

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American Union World Census

The Fattest Citizens in American Union

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, American Union is ranked 15,429th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederate States of Dixie AUInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Deo vindice”
2.The Republic of British West Indies AUCorporate Bordello“He hath founded it upon the seas”
3.The Parliamentary Democracy of British Canada AUCorporate Bordello“-”
4.The Republic of North AndiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Free, Independent, and Secure”
5.The Shadow Government of The GreysIron Fist Consumerists“Go back to sleep”
6.The Democratic States of Cascadia and ColumbiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Free and United We Stand”
7.The United States Territory of San CordulaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“United in Pride and Hope”
8.The United States of America AUInoffensive Centrist Democracy“E Pluribus Unum”
9.The British Territory of New BritannaCapitalist Paradise“Munit Haec et Altera Vincit”
10.The Republic of Sandinista NicaraguaCorrupt Dictatorship“En Dios confiamos”
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