by Max Barry

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A Van Down by the River World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in A Van Down by the River

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, A Van Down by the River is ranked 2,945th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Jewels and Binoculars of Eva ZeiselCivil Rights Lovefest“He left them behind ...”
2.The Travelling Tiger of Create NationsAnarchy“Little by little, one travels far”
3.The Queendom of JaeniferLeft-Leaning College State“Work, Family, Motherland”
4.The Democratic Republic of Philais 15Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Puppeteer”
5.The Promised Land of Eretz YisraelCorporate Police State“Promised Land”
6.The Nine Lives of Percy J PicklefaceFather Knows Best State“Don't wake the Baboon! ”
7.The Holy Republic of Loud MimesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You'd be home if you lived here.”