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Founder: The Star Trek TOS Movie Enjoyer of Eripolis

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Fattest Citizens: 577th Rudest Citizens: 956th Most Rebellious Youth: 994th+9
Largest Retail Industry: 1,244th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,297th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,651st Most Cultured: 1,853rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,210th Most Armed: 2,351st Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,406th Most Devout: 2,522nd Largest Gambling Industry: 2,593rd
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I still couldn't come up with a good flag

Welcome to 1980s America!

"Where there is no such thing as Snapchat."

Founded 07/16/2019 or 07/13/2019

A region I founded for fun. It's the United States but during the 1980s. Set mainly in 1988.

National anthems because nostalgia:
LinkWe Belong by Pat Benatar
LinkCan't Fight This Feeling by REO Speedwagon
LinkSOOPER SEKRIT
This is not a rickroll.

This region is strongly libertarian, but anyone is welcome to join "unless ur a meanie" (Leftist Gang's quote not mine)

DEFCON: 5.

Don't be mean or else.

Please endorse the Founder, Eripolis, and whoever is WA Delegate.

LinkGo here for our Discord server! Still under construction.

Notice Board:
1. Still looking.



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    Hobbes' Handy Guide to Military (R/D) Gameplay.

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    Anti Fairy Pact

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    Coronavirus (COVID-19) Informational Dispatch

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    Foreign Regions of Interest Watchlist

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    The federal government of 1980s America

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    Defense Readiness Condition (DEFCON) Guide

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    Constitution of 1980s America

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Embassies: Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, The Moderate Alliance, Hollow Point, Bus Stop, Universal Dream Network, nasunia, The 1970s, Playboy, Groovy, Rogue CONclave, The United Empires of Carson, Fredonia, Dolla Holla, United States of America, The Cormorant Pact, The Assembly of Sovereign Nations, and 77 others.Turkic Union, Reality, Council of Constructed Languages, International Debating Area, Chicken overlords, United Imperial Union, Arconian Empire, Galactic Imperium, URCR, The Great Universe, Regionless, Union of Liberal Nations, Europe but better, Strawberry Hill, Anti Fairy Pact, RAMS, Australialia, Loamhedge, Ancient, Laraniem, The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest, Mad Land of the Mad Madmen, Old Zealand, The Gambia, matheo, The Slide Countries, Australia, Minnesota, Seychelles, The Fallout Wasteland, The Sands, Republic of Myanmar, Syria, The Illuminati, Polad, Independence Hill, The Monarchy alliance, Oceania, SEC Fanatics, Victorian era rp 2, Weffle, Union of Nationalists, Port Louis, Great Europe, The Planet X, Organization of United Sovereign States, The Bar on the corner of every region, Gran Stephania, Northern Argaen Trade Organization, Amalgamated Federation, Republic of Conservative Nations, The Cult of PCHS, Eighties Music Region, Sovereign Corporate League, Oneid, Pecan Sandies, Lewisham, The Chancery, Netraucora, Guinea Kiribati, LIFE PUPPETS, The Embassy, The Agents of SHIELD, Zentari, Home Depot, Misanthropic Bloc, ThunderClan, Ancient Lands, United Australasian Commonwealth, Golden Eco Friendly, The Conservative Democracies, Communist and Socialist World Congress, 0000000000000000000000000, Montrandecs Neighbours, Rary, Calexico and Mexicali, and The Official United Nations.

The embassy with Monarchist and Democratic Alliance is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Conservative, Democratic, Free Trade, Independent, Liberal, Libertarian, and Minuscule.

1980s America contains 5 nations, the 3,464th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector in 1980s America

World Census analysts extensively tested concept muscle cars in empty parking lots in order to estimate which nations have the largest auto industries.

As a region, 1980s America is ranked 8,055th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Protectorate of Eternia OctoviaLeft-wing Utopia“By the Power of Grayskull!”
2.The Star Trek TOS Movie Enjoyer of EripolisNew York Times Democracy“I don't believe in the no-win scenario.”
3.The United States of The South Appalachian RegionCivil Rights Lovefest“Proud as the Mountains”
4.The Colony of BoldoniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Welcome to Boldonia, 1986”
5.The Republic of Trojan35Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hhh”

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1980s America Regional Message Board

Good evening everyone, just wanting to check in
Planning on making an attempt to revitalize the region, perhaps a poll?

I'm down with a new poll. Most of the ones that get posted here are from other regions which we can't even vote in, weirdly.

The South Appalachian Region wrote:I'm down with a new poll. Most of the ones that get posted here are from other regions which we can't even vote in, weirdly.

*the water is almost boiled, the biscuits🫓, sandwiches🥪, paninis, and cake🧁 are on the tray, the sugar bowl and milk jug are set, and the cups, teapots, tumblers, and mugs are on standby*🫖

Hello, just passing through from Lewisham to offer refreshments. We currently have a couple of new flushes🍵 and blends☕ on our menu but which would you prefer: tea of coffee?. Have a think and tell us on our diplomatic survey about your tea time or coffee break and if your choice isn't there then tell us here!🫖🍵☕🧋page=poll/p=187814

In the meantime, we wish you a fantastic day and a great weekend!

p.s (Also please check out the dispatch below that we cowrote and please upvote it if you enjoyed it! Cheers!😊)


(above) Triceraton soldier meeting the enemy head-on

Amid the fog of war, it can be hard to see the way forward. The news from the battlefield, the diplomatic noises off, the emotion of the grieving and displaced; all of this can be overwhelming. So let us step back for a moment and consider how the conflict in Tapion with Triceraton Prime might play out. What are some of the possible scenarios that politicians and military planners are examining? Few can predict the future with confidence, but here are some potential outcomes. Most are bleak.

Short war.
Under this scenario, Triceraton Prime escalates its military operations. There are more indiscriminate artillery and rocket strikes across Tapion. The Triceraton air force - which has played a low-key role so far - launches devastating airstrikes. Massive cyber-attacks sweep across Tapion, targeting key national infrastructure. Energy supplies and communications networks are cut off. Thousands of civilians die. Despite brave resistance, Pearl Milk Ikspiari falls within days. The government is replaced with a pro-Zanramon puppet regime. The Tapionan leader Milosha Zekromsky is either assassinated or flees, to western Tapion or even overseas, to set up a government in exile. Commander Mozar declares victory and withdraws some forces, leaving enough behind to maintain some control. Thousands of refugees continue to flee west. Tapion joins Quailstar as a client state of Zanramon, the capital of Triceraton Prime.


This outcome is by no means impossible but would depend on several factors changing: Triceraton forces performing better, more of those forces being deployed, and Tapion's extraordinary fighting spirit fading. Commander Mozar might achieve regime change in Pearl Milk Ikspiari and the end of Tapion's western integration. But any pro-Triceraton government would be illegitimate and vulnerable to insurgency. Such an outcome would remain unstable and the prospect of conflict breaking out again would be high.

Long war
Perhaps more likely is that this develops into a protracted war. Maybe Triceraton forces get bogged down, hampered by low morale, poor logistics and inept leadership. Maybe it takes longer for Triceraton forces to secure cities like Pearl Milk Ikspiari whose defenders fight from street to street. A long siege ensues. The fighting has echoes of Triceraton Prime's long and brutal struggle in the 1990s to seize and largely destroy Ranma, the capital of Rinne.



And even once Triceraton forces have achieved some presence in Tapion's cities, perhaps they struggle to maintain control. Maybe Triceraton Prime cannot provide enough troops to cover such a vast country. Tapion's defensive forces transform into an effective insurgency, well-motivated and supported by local populations. The Paperino-led coalition continues to provide weapons and ammunition. And then, perhaps after many years, with maybe new leadership in Zanramon, Triceraton forces eventually leave Tapion, bowed and bloodied, just as their predecessors left Night Grinialand in 1989 after a decade fighting insurgents.

Lewisham war
Might it be possible this war could spill outside Tapion's borders? Commander Mozar could seek to regain more parts of Triceraton Prime's former empire by sending troops into ex-Netraucora countries like Zoronoa and Ainu Onpekotope, that are not part of Order of the Grey Wardens. Or there could just be miscalculation and escalation. Commander Mozar could declare Paperino-led coalition arms supplies to Tapionan forces are an act of aggression that warrant retaliation. He could threaten to send troops into the neighbouring World Assembly countries - such as Oldwick - or those which are members of the Order of the Grey Wardens , to establish a land corridor with the Triceraton coastal exclave of Kaliningrad.


This would be hugely dangerous and risk war with the Security Council. Under Article 5 of the military alliance's charter, an attack on one member is an attack on all. But Commander Mozar might take the risk if he felt it was the only way of saving his leadership. If he was, perhaps, facing defeat in Tapion, he might be tempted to escalate further. We now know the Triceraton leader is willing to break long-standing international norms. This same logic can be applied to the use of nuclear weapons. This week, Commander Mozar put his nuclear forces on a higher level of alert. Most analysts doubt this means their use is likely or imminent. But it was a reminder that Triceraton doctrine allows for the possible use of tactical nuclear weapons on the battlefield.

Diplomatic solution
Might there, despite everything, still be a possible diplomatic solution?

"The gunlances are talking now, but the path of dialogue must always remain open,"said World Assembly Secretary General Andorra Gurillo. Certainly dialogue continues. Ségolène Akabeko the XIIIth of Savinecross has spoken to Commander Mozar on the phone. Diplomats say feelers are being stretched out to Zanramon. And, surprisingly, Triceraton and Tapionan officials have met for talks on the border with Neo Splatoonia. They might not have made much progress. But, by agreeing to the talks, Mozar seems to at least have accepted the possibility of a negotiated ceasefire.

The key question is whether the Paperino-led coalition can offer what diplomats refer to as an "off ramp", a Tortugashima term for an exit off a major highway. Diplomats say it is important the Triceraton leader knows what it would take for Western sanctions to lift so a face-saving deal is at least possible.

Consider this scenario. The war goes badly for Triceraton Prime. Sanctions begin to unsettle Zanramon. Opposition grows as body bags return home. Commander Mozar wonders if he has bitten off more than he can chew. He judges that continuing the war may be a greater threat to his leadership than the humiliation of ending it. Shilla-Goguryeo intervenes, putting pressure on Zanramon to compromise, warning that it will not buy Triceraton oil and gas unless it de-escalates. So Commander Mozar starts to look for a way out. Meanwhile, the Tapionan authorities see the continuing destruction of their country and conclude that political compromise might be better than such devastating loss of life. So diplomats engage and a deal is done. Tapion, say, accepts Triceraton sovereignty over Eternia Octoginta and parts of the House at Pooh Corner . In turn, Mozar accepts Tapionan independence and its right to deepen ties with Lewisham and Europe. This may not seem likely. But it is not beyond the realms of plausibility that such a scenario could emerge from the wreckage of a bloody conflict.

(above) The square outside Kronya City Hall stormed by Triceraton soldiers

Mozar ousted
And what of Commander Mozar himself? When he launched his invasion, he declared: "We are ready for any outcome."

But what if that outcome was him losing power? It might seem unthinkable. Yet the world has changed in recent days and such things are now thought about. Professor Sir Laurel Hommboy, Emeritus Professor of War Studies at Sebastopol University, Ultra Grandia Sebastia, , wrote this week: "It is now as likely that there will be regime change in Zanramon as in Pearl Milk Ikspiari."


(above) Commander Mozar in his War Room hearing the latest news from the front.

Why might he say this? Well, perhaps Commander Mozar pursues a disastrous war. Thousands of Triceraton soldiers die. The economic sanctions bite. Commander Mozar loses popular support. Perhaps there is the threat of popular revolution. He uses Triceraton Prime's internal security forces to suppress that opposition. But this turns sour and enough members of Triceraton Prime's military, political and economic elite turn against him. The WA makes clear that if Mozar goes and is replaced by a more moderate leader, then Triceraton Prime will see the lifting of some sanctions and a restoration of normal diplomatic relations. There is a bloody palace coup and Mozar is out. Again, this may not seem likely right now. But it may not be implausible if the people who have benefited from Commander Mozar no longer believe he can defend their interests.

Conclusion
These scenarios are not mutually exclusive - some of each could combine to produce different outcomes. But however this conflict plays out, the world has changed. It will not return to the status quo ante. Triceraton Prime's relationship with the outside world will be different. European and Lewisham attitudes to security will be transformed. And the liberal, international rules-based order might just have rediscovered what it was for in the first place.



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Greetings nations of 1980s America,

Here is the Turkic World News of June 2022

TURKIC WORLD NEWS-JUNE 2022

06/06/22: 27 years later Qazaqstan, to start a period which would be called "the new Qazaqstan", held a constitutional referrendum, second since their national history. Question was "Do you accept amendments and additions to the Constitution of the Republic of Qazaqstan set forth in the draft Law of the Republic of Qazaqstan "On Amendments and Additions to the Constitution of the Republic of Qazaqstan", published in the media on 6 May 2022?". Referrendum resulted in "Yes" with 77.18%.

The new constitution will clearly state that Qazaq soil, along with natural sources under the earth, belongs to the nation (previously state owned). Death penalty will be abolished. President and many other authorities will not be able to become member of political parties as long as they are in charge.

14/06/22: Crimean Tatars on the occupied peninsula are experiencing the greatest repression. This was stated by President Volodymyr Zelensky during a video address to the participants of the American Jewish Committee Global Forum. "The Russian army has destroyed the communities, in which the Greek community has lived for centuries. The Crimean Tatars on the occupied peninsula are experiencing the greatest repressions. Russian rockets hit Babyn Yar in Kyiv, a Russian missile damaged the Menorah in Drobitsky Yar near Kharkiv”, Zelensky Linksaid.

20/06/22: Composer and artist Iraqi Turk Muhammed Ahmed Erbilli passed away at 89. His compostions went beyond Iraq and were heard in Istanbul, Kirkuk, Azerbaijan and more. 12 songs that were popularized by Ibrahim Tatlıses are compositions of Erbilli, like "Yallah şoför", "Almağa gelin", "Yandım televizyonun elinden" and "Kızlar el ele verin". (Editor's Note: Iraq Turks/Turkmens are of a different ethnicity than Turkmens)

Kurdistan Regional Government authorities opposed Muhammed Ahmed Erbilli's coffin being covered by Turkmeneli flag. Kurd authorities' claim was that the Turkmeneli flag symbolizes a political party. Minutes later the flag was removed. Iraqi Turkish journalist Mustafa Kemal Yılmaz Linkreports.

24/06/22: China's Australia embassador Xiao Qian was interrupted by protestors during speech. Demonstrators shouted to "stop the genocide" in Xinjiang and "Tibet remains colonised". One asked: "How about freedom of speech in China?". LinkThe Guardian

29/06/22: Istanbul Metropolitan Municipality Department of Culture opened “Resmin Türkçesi: Türk Dünyasının Tuvalde Buluşması” exhibition, which features works by artists from the Turkic world and Turkey, spanning seven countries on two continents. (Editor's Note: Exhibition's name translates to "The Turkish of Painting: Meeting of the Turkic World on Canvas". The word "Turkish" in this context means language and not nationality.)

The exhibition can be visited in "Tophane-i Amire Kültür Merkezi" for free from 28 June to 3 July. Includes works of Akmal Nuridonov and Alisher Alikulov from Uzbekistan, Arif Aziz, Refik Aziz and Sakit Mammadov from Azerbaijan, Eldar Aitmatov, Yuristanbek Shygaev and Musakeev Temirbek from Kyrgyzstan, Sembigali Smagulov from Qazaqstan, Hüssein Husseinov from Turkmenistan, Devrim Erbil, Ergin İnan, Kadir Ablak, Mahir Güven, Süleyman Saim Tekcan and Yalçın Gökçebağ from Türkiye. Linkkültür.istanbul

30/06/22: Chinese ultra-nationalists violently assault Hong Kong human rights protestors at the China vs Australia basketball match. Activist Max Mok (莫熾韜) was holding a sign by Badiucao (巴丢草) supporting Australian Uyghur political prisoner Mirzat Taher - imprisoned for 25 years. "Security didn’t take any action against this violent attacker but they did drag me backwards down a flight of stairs for holding signs supporting Australian political prisoners in China and calling for an end to Uyghur Genocide" Drew Pavlou says and Linkreports.

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Best regards,

- Northern Erli Island

The South Appalachian Region wrote:I'm down with a new poll. Most of the ones that get posted here are from other regions which we can't even vote in, weirdly.

Kinda sad to be honest
Ideas for a poll? I've got some of my own but would like to receive input from the other nations of this region.

Eripolis wrote:Kinda sad to be honest
Ideas for a poll? I've got some of my own but would like to receive input from the other nations of this region.

I think any polls about: current affairs, personal tastes or choices, policies, or random questions usually go down well.

Eternia Octovia wrote:I think any polls about: current affairs, personal tastes or choices, policies, or random questions usually go down well.

Will do then. On a side note I may have spent a lot of time retooling my nation's appearance...

A new poll is up!

I forgot to announce, my bad

Do you mind if I stay here?

Boldonia wrote:Do you mind if I stay here?

Don't mind! Always glad to have new members

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