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The Holy Blue Zombie of Porflox is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Perhaps not entirely sane with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 864 million Porfloxians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starlight City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Porfloxian economy, worth 151 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,487 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military is plagued with unethical researchers, both criminals and civilians are DOA, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porflox's national animal is the Zombie Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A newer addition to the Islands, Porflox has made themselves known for all the right reasons having joined TITO, become a recruiter, been an active and friendly face, and is our new emissary to Spiritus. Congratulations to our newest Featured Nation, as chosen by DMoE Kohnhead!