The Qekitor of Refiria is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by the Refirian Parliament with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.561 billion Refirians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Refiria City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Refirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion refiris a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 218,979 refiris, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,001,006 per year while the poor average 2,618, a ratio of 764 to 1.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, big game hunters travel to Refiria to try their hand at shark-shooting, cities are engulfed by smog, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing the Refirian Parliament's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Refiria's national animal is the red panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Safberdism.

Refiria is ranked 330,596^th in the world and 3^rd in Three Guys for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -27.39 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.