The Priesthood of Red God Rhllor is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Priestess Melisandre with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.253 billion R'hllor's Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volantis. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving R'hllor's Slave economy, worth 570 trillion Sacrifices a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,084 Sacrifices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Red God Rhllor's national animal is the Red Priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Faith of the Lord of Light.

Red God Rhllor is ranked 291,880^th in the world and 1^st in Clergy of the God Rhllor for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -53.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.