The Mighty Union of Rasutafia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sarskia with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.337 billion Rasutafians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tatsuna. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rasutafian economy, worth a remarkable 6,946 trillion Doosableas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 378,816 Doosableas, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, millions of Rasutafians are excellent swimmers, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rasutafia's national animal is the Zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Talranity.

Rasutafia is ranked 324,650^th in the world and 80^th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.