The Kingdom of Quavv is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Kazdan with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 15.028 billion Quavvians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vandil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.4%.

The Quavvian economy, worth 497 trillion nemoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,123 nemoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, and genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quavv's national animal is the hyena and its national religion is Balma Fallowing.

Quavv is ranked 126,688^th in the world and 6,137^th in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 129.02 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.