The Emirate of Qatarsis is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 304 million Qatarsi are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emilijestas. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Qatarsi economy, worth 6.80 trillion riyalukas a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,363 riyalukas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diaper-wrapped falafel is a fan-favorite, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, Qatarsis has designated Emilijestas as its capital city, and pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qatarsis's national animal is the jokūboryx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Qatarsis is ranked 27,720^th in the world and 1^st in A new place at a similar time for Nicest Citizens, with 20.7 average smiles per day.