The State of Puttt is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Irene Castro with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.446 billion Putttians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asdfgh. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Putttian economy, worth 229 trillion Putttian Reiks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 93,866 Putttian Reiks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Irene Castro can cry on demand, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puttt's national animal is the Little Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Puttt is ranked 43,575^th in the world and 73^rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.28 law-abiding acts per hour.