The Grand Expansion of Primotavv is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Darnoc Llork with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.779 billion Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Primotavien economy, worth 843 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,066 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primotavv's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Primatism.

Primotavv is ranked 91,800^th in the world and 7^th in Glass Gallows for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,352.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.