Population | 13.847 billion |
Capital | Saoirse na mBan |
Leader | Peig Sayers |
Faith | An Caighdeán Oifigiúil |
Currency | Maoin |
Animal | Madra |
The Unified Provinces of Polyester Football is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Peig Sayers with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.847 billion Polyester Footballers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saoirse na mBan. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Polyester Footballish economy, worth a remarkable 4,127 trillion Maoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 298,070 Maoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, Polyester Footballers teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime is totally unknown. Polyester Football's national animal is the Madra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is An Caighdeán Oifigiúil.
Polyester Football is ranked 12,049th in the world and 16th in Confederacy of Allied States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.37 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, Polyester Footballers teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am'.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Polyester Football.
- : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBPF Governor goes house hunting.