The Dominion of Platinia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.543 billion Platinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Platinian economy, worth a remarkable 7,777 trillion Talons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 272,468 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, surveillance cameras are banned, and the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Platinia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tranquility of Yellow.

Platinia is ranked 332,451^st in the world and 3^rd in The Empire of Draconic States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -45.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.